Does this shirt smell like chloroform to you?
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Don't say no to drugs. If you're talking to them it's too late.
of 32 votes, 44% like it
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Should I kill myself now or were you planning on going away soon?
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Your wit has an expiration date. About five minutes ago.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Don't ask me what time it is.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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If a tree falls in the forest, it probably had it coming.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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(anything)core
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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INGREDIENTS: Water, Blood, Adamantium skeleton.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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WARNING: Contents may be unstable.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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If only I can prevent forest fires, Smokey's gonna be pissed.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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Forest Rangers > Power Rangers
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Am I trendy yet?
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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I'm not lost. I'm... surveying the territory.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Cowabunga is still cool.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Oh no, I don't hate everyone. Just you.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Ladykiller. Literally. Just kidding. But seriously.
of 33 votes, 36% like it
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Television is gangrene for the mind. Sweet, wonderful gangrene.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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So a pirate walks into a barrrr...
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Your mom knows you watch porn.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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I carpool with Batman.
of 32 votes, 38% like it
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Raise torso awareness. Stop wearing shirts.
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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Spacesareforcommunists.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Bring back dinosaurs.
of 34 votes, 56% like it
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Pretty. Single. Mentally stable. Pick two.
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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You kids and your jive talk.
of 33 votes, 36% like it
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Breathing is conformity. You should go against the flow.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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Cottoncore.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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Ask me about my basement full of Y2K supplies.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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My other shirt has a jetpack.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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This shirt is Scratch n' Sniff.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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What would a Klondike Bar do for you?
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Beneath this rough exterior is a fine selection of deli meats.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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