Anything worth doing is worth doing past noon
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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next time, leave your whiny kids at home
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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my sous chef can toss a good salad
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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finding common ground makes me feel special
of 62 votes, 6% like it
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HA HA! You're illiterate.
of 86 votes, 26% like it
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Bananaphone is my hero.
of 158 votes, 43% like it
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It's like wearing a bumper sticker.
of 129 votes, 43% like it
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Lincoln deserved it.
of 124 votes, 10% like it
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coffee is my cup of tea
of 152 votes, 55% like it
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I'd rather be playing old-school nintendo
of 124 votes, 25% like it
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I love 80's pop!
of 115 votes, 15% like it
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I like it when you're quiet.
of 120 votes, 28% like it
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3 big cheers for arson
of 116 votes, 22% like it
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restaurants + children = anger
of 125 votes, 23% like it
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I'm really a robot.
of 134 votes, 31% like it
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What's in it for me
of 111 votes, 14% like it
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Real heroes evade taxes.
of 113 votes, 27% like it
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Don't bother me.
of 106 votes, 14% like it
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Let me daydream in peace.
of 108 votes, 24% like it
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I hate gym class
of 113 votes, 26% like it
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Most of you are ugly.
of 107 votes, 21% like it
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Hey, that's some classy shit.
of 111 votes, 32% like it
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I Use Semicolons (;)
of 108 votes, 26% like it
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