... For that crappy LOST ending.

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1 Aquateal/Ice/Cubes

2 xoxo

I do find it concerning that I increasingly regard my 9-to-5 as an indelicate form of soul-rape.

Does anyone know a program or programmer that will take a photo, and lay that photo out into predesigned templates and output a series of print ready PDF files?

We are starting a service where I sell customized products on the spot.

People take pictures with the bird, and the computer generates a 4-up template for buttons, a 2-up for cards, etc. complete with pre-designed branding, etc.

I am not a programmer and would be happy to pay a decent price for a program or programmer to set this up for me.

Some branding and web fun:

The BEAR

Jake The Big Chicken

Damn right.

Just give me all your bad jokes. Lay it on me.

If you had a place to output your work that played awesome music, served good coffee and had amazing quality output, was open late, free wi-fi, offered workshops, had couches, nice atmosphere. It's a print shop/design firm/art lounge/design cafe. You can do your work there, get supplies, print a project, lounge on the couches. Rentable Macs/PCs with adobe and everything, would you use it?

Hello, I haven't been here in a long time. I think I have a project pending, that I never finished.

How's everyone?

Thanks to my buddy Mike for these collaborative renders! Click to enlarge!