Profile for spires - BA DUM TISH

spires aka James is a 31.45 year old boy, has been a member since May 13, 2006, has scored 5,325 submissions, giving an average score of 2.58, helping 175 designs get printed.

AIM: spires1776

Jul 22 '10 by spires
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Just give me all your bad jokes. Lay it on me.

squintygirl on Jul 22 '10 at 3:58pm

What do you call a video of pedestrians?

Footage.

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rhythmdev9 on Jul 22 '10 at 4:01pm

Where did the kittens go on the class trip -- to the meow-seum.

What goes tick-tock, woof-woof? -- a watchdog

What did the art dealer say when a man asked what a picture was supposed to be? -- a reflection of you.

what did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date? -- shore

What falls down but never gets hurt? -- snow

What kind of brush do you use to comb a bee's hair? -- a honey comb

squintygirl on Jul 22 '10 at 4:01pm

What do flies wear on their feet?

Shoos.

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squintygirl on Jul 22 '10 at 4:02pm

Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?

If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.

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