(will she ever talk to me?)
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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[censored by the fcc]
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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anti-mate
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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anti-date
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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anti-rain.
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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start a revolution, turn off your radio!
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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you dance like a marionette
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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no cell phone, hello service!
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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i'm with the groupies
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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corporations: we love 'em!
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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ban the man!
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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make amends
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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anti-payola
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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stop listening to the radio
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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you get the five finger discount.
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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hyphy is not hip hop.
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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get out of my dreams, and into my car!
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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spencer: douche bag.
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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the hills is so last year.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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heidi, dump spencer
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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fashion is not a statement.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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hella laxed out.
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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tell your mom her clothes are in the dryer
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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once, twice- 3X's a baby
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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who is this masked man?
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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who is this masked man? (dum dum duummm)
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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driving: the ultimate seed to passive-aggression.
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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bicycle: you are NOT a car
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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[insert incomprehensible sound here] = audible human emotion.
of 51 votes, 4% like it
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you, me and a bottle of ho-hum.
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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Do Republicans shake with their right hand?
of 45 votes, 20% like it
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eBAY: cheating people one auction at a time.
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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pirate cat.
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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nobody cares about a dead hooker.
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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television: babysitter of the world.
of 47 votes, 30% like it
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tell your mom to stop calling me.
of 45 votes, 20% like it
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k.i.t.
of 45 votes, 2% like it
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BRB
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Laguna Beach is so last year.
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Mitch Hedberg was my hero.
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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*LONG LIVE MITCH HEDBERG 1968-2005*
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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*have a nice summer*
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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have a nice summer!
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Laguna beach is so much better than The Hills.
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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Laguna Beach saved my life.
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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laguna beach ruined my life.
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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freedom fries? freedom toast? what about just plain ol' freedom?
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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insert [freedom] here
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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do not ask me any questions.
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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please do not touch.
of 45 votes, 29% like it
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real life slacker.
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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real life imaginary friend.
of 45 votes, 24% like it
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real life celebrity.
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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*let's bake a cake*
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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you're my perfect mistake.
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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hipsters hug this!
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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that's right, i dress myself.
of 46 votes, 28% like it
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i'm only wearing this because my mom took the day off.
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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stop looking at my shirt and treat me like a pice of meat.
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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*i was raised by bunnies*
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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you're only wrong when i'm right.
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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mistak mistke mstake.
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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this land is our land- we stole it fair and square.
of 41 votes, 37% like it
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cassettes are better than mp3's
of 39 votes, 26% like it
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insert propaganda here.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Transformers: Leaders of the Old School.
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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tell your moms to put on some pants.
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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indie is the new goth, techno, rockabilly & ska.
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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my friends know me on a need to know basis.
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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some say don't believe everything you hear. i say don't listen.
of 39 votes, 26% like it
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everyday is like, sumday.
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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these drinks are made from bearberries
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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your best days are my days off
of 39 votes, 23% like it
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