If a werewolf and a vampire fought, it would be unreal
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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LEAVE BLONDES ALONE!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Im not ok, i promise.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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I wonder what a mermaid tastes like?
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I'd tell you a joke, but it ain't that funny.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Im 50% intelligent and 75% confused
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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I love sex, but I'll never admit it.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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we must preserve creativity before it goes extinct
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Voldemort can't say my name
of 27 votes, 37% like it
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your so poor your ipod skips.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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LMSO: Laughing My Shirt Off!
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Aliens don't have the balls to take over the earth.
of 17 votes, 41% like it
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If you had x-ray vision, you still couldn't see through my shirt.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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If Spartans are so tough why don't they exist anymore
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Why be a princess when you can be catwoman
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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it's not a cartoon, it's anime
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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trees cant grow money, but it can make some awesome drawing paper
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I wonder what this looks like to people who can't read
of 22 votes, 36% like it
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sckuers, now tehyll neevr konw im giong to tkae oevr the wrlod
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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recycle tip: wet newspapers can wipe your ass.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Im covering my body because I'm ashamed of myself.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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People keep telling me I spell Unikorn wrong!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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My shirt was woven by the gods.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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Say "5 times fast" 5 times fast.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Would you wear this shirt or do you think it's Um, stupid?
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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If I could have 1 wish, I would ask for a better shirt.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I'm allergic to shrimp, cats and humans.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Got design?
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Americanish is my first language.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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I hate math because I hate having problems
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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I curse you... I hope all your kids are born naked!
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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If I could go anywhere in the world, it would be the moon
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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What word starts with an R, an I, has 2 D's than LE?
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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I could crush laughter with my bare hands
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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I am the star of my own reality show
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I can tie my shoelace with photoshop.
of 38 votes, 24% like it
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All the images i wanted to use for this shirt had copyrights.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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while your busy reading this shirt, I'm staring at you.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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|click here|
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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woopsy daisy
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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I was ripped off into buying this invisibility cloak.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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I'm just your friendly neighborhood stalker.
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Exercise your right to Sleep.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Cliche's are Overrated.
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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money can't buy common sense.
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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Drink first, than Drive.
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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The Spartans are geeks. Oops! forgot the "r"
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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I shoot people with a canon...say cheese!
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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What your doing now is interpreting written communication.
of 38 votes, 21% like it
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Im a vampire with no fangs and strong sunblock.
of 38 votes, 24% like it
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Good News - Violence. Bad News - the kid who won a spelling B.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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I'm just a clone.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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I failed to commit suicide.
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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I apologize for the type O
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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two negative HIV tests makes a positive.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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My Windows are shaped like an Apple.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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If your not gay, you're sad.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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ugly piece of shirt
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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behind this shirt there is fresh milk.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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and the cow said; "EMOOOO."
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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Once upon a time, specifically 2012. The End.
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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I want an Oompa Loompa.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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this design is 90% word and 10% number
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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BE SAFE...USE A FIREWALL!
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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I make these pants look good.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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im so popular my cellphone has a receptionist.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Skinny people are PHAT
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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I'll work for gas.
of 35 votes, 29% like it
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turn the night on.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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quote from the earth..."stop it"
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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