allways all ways
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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Be awesome, constantly.
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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I'm awesome, constantly.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Start strong, end stronger
of 43 votes, 28% like it
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Hand Dinosaurs:
If you have two you can make them fight.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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I'm on a living streak
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Cheetahs: the crotch-rockets of the animal kingdom.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I'm only half as clever as I am witty.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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If you keep reading this you're gonna run into that mailbox
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Is that my right or your right?
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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Camping needs more lasers
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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When you have nice shoes you can't afford to drag your feet.
of 30 votes, 33% like it
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I wear glasses so I can whip them off and stare into the distance
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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pop-ups: the land mines of the internet.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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I set my goals so that I've already achieved them.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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I look better in a dress
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I look better in a suit
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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I'll stop shouting when you stop reading.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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When am I going to be older than you?
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I try not to care but it's so hard when you're this nice.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Just wait till you see what's on the back of this shirt...
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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While you've been reading this I've been staring at you.
of 15 votes, 53% like it
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If you can read this, you are too literate.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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It's hard to be above the influence, especially with this gravity
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I haven't gotten used to light that isn't from my computer screen
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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And before you realize it, you're off having way too much pun.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Water water everywhere, except for the land i think.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I went to the Republican AND Democratic party and I'm still sober
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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I bet you wish this T-shirt was wet.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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Some cultures consider T-shirts to be very sexy
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I should get a trophy for being this awesome
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Let me be your distraction.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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For more information, go online.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Good news! I just saved a bunch of money by switching to torrents
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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sdlfe'wkac;czi epq...
stupid cat.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I was able to afford this shirt by downloading my music for free
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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You hear that? That's the sound of you quietly reading this aloud
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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I'm trying to get the pictures in my head onto this shirt.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I still trying to find a way to download this shirt for free.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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I said I'd wear it and I kept my promise
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Going to bed in the AM is as early to bed as you can get.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I'm always willing to help those who've already helped themselves
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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The good die second. The stupid die first.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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let me slip into something less comfortable
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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You know a lot of famous people wear T-shirts just like this one.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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No, I'm not gonna stand here and wait for you to finish reading
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I waited so I could buy this on sale
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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If only there was something on your shirt that I could read.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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If only there was something on your shirt that I could read.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Start on the left. Read to the right. Go down a line and repeat.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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I paid for more than just a shirt (I had to pay for shipping too)
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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This shirt is just warming up
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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T-shirts. As seen on TV
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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This shirt is a perfect replica of my other shirt
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Trust me, it's authentic.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Support the United Coalition of People Against Acronyms
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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I strive to be as clever as my shirts
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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Hey, are you awake? If not I'll just leave a message.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Of course it makes a sound, it's a tree.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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*Psst* I can't hear you if you whisper.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Sometimes my hand will clap by itself.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Don't touch the shirt, it's new.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I'm trying to break the mold but I think it's made out of metal
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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My shirts are more clever than I am.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Quick, I need something clever to say!
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Someone made $500 off of this shirt.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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T-shirts aren't a style, they're a way of life.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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This morning I woke up and I was wearing this shirt.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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It's relevance is not important...
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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this shirt gives me xray vision
of 37 votes, 22% like it
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now was once the world of tomorrow
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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