I am a Graphic Artist for a printing company. I have a family...they are the ones in the pictures :). I absolutely love the concept of threadless.com. I love really cool t-shirts! When I blush it looks
like this : *O . O*
ahahaha!!!!
eh? That's all for now...

e-mail: amy@advancedcolor.net


Proud Member:






And I'm officialy an Old Fart...thank you Squintygirl :)



Shirts I own:
My Pet Human
Nothing Rhymes With Orange
Undercover Pirate
People in the Sky
Impossible Love
Prehistoric Freak
Alphabet Zoo
Teddybear loves Teddyboy
You've Got Some 'Splaining To Do!
Cookie Loves Milk
Loch Ness Imposter
Fossil Fuel
Monster Wash
Psychadelic Peacock
Exotica
More At Eleven
Myopia Utopia
Ambition Killed The Cat
Narwhal: The Unicorn of the Sea
Paranormal USA
Imposter
Clever Disguise
Frida's Garden
In the Basement of the Alamo
B Movie Nightmare
Calling Home
The Average Bear
Unusual Gentleman
Needful things
Tiagram
mmh..Delicious
Lil' Soap

Shirts on the way:
what??? no shirts on the way!!
oh, yeah...i'm broke!




Street Team Points put a smile on my face...please cut and paste the following into a new browser
http://www.threadless.com/?streetteam=amy122166


Street Team Point on the way to:
adam antium
the czar
theurbanraptor
squintygirl
little g
littlem
realslimnatey

Street Team Points Given:
Corey8
Benny Breaks
lemonalle
squintygirl
pank
the czar
iPear
jackanapes
deboraborialis
theurbanraptor


Thanks for the Points!!:
Unknown gifter
Corey8
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squintygirl
the czar x2
iPear
deboraborialis
theurbanraptor x2
adam antium (bp)
Unknown gifter



CONTESTS!!! are fun :)
Ugly Shirt Contest (for STP's) Winner - lemonalle



The stats master:
spencekarl


Thanks, Nate!!


Gifts from Pank!!





A poem by iPear:
Amy
it's a shamy
that you're a mamy
cuz then I'd take you
to a titty bar
in my silver car
I like my burger with char
do you see my scar?
I got it in a war
defending the earth
for what it's worth
I did it and I hurt-th
in my heart
oh I fart
just kidding
I"m blidding
from my scar
its bloody red
oh no I might be dead!
someone stabbed me in the head!
with an axe
from the tool shed!
I got street cred
but now I need a med!

A poem from jackanapes:
amy's ripped-off shakespearean sonnet:

My amy's eyes are nothing like the dew;
Coral is far more red, than her lips red:
If snow be white, why then her breasts are blue;
If hairs be wires, gold wires grow on her head.
I have seen smurfs damasked, blue and white,
But no such blue see I in her cheeks;
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my amy reeks.
I love to hear her laugh, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound:
I grant I never saw a goddess go,
My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground:
And yet by heaven, I think my love as rare,
As any she belied with false compare.


FROM GREAT MINDS:

realslimnatey on Sep 20 '06 at 10:23am
spacesick and i whizz on our grilled cheese sandwich maker before the bread goes in, and yes, we do cross streams and sing "islands in the stream" together

squintygirl on Sep 29 '06 at 1:05pm
I can feel my ovaries dry up just looking at those 'guys'. :(

mezo on Sep 29 '06 at 9:26am
I have twins! They are located on my chest & barely fill an a cup bra.

the czar on Oct 23 '06 at 5:49pm
Hey, why were you talking about my tight pants while I was sleeping?

realslimnatey on Oct 25 '06 at 1:28pm
NOW what did your evil self do!?

theurbanraptor on Oct 26 '06 at 1:03pm
marry me amy? i can only offer you lotr action figures and or the one ring replica.

jackanapes on Nov 08 '06 at 4:23pm
Amy: i'm going to punch you in the ovaries for that.

adam antium on Nov 10 '06 at 1:02pm
can someone bodypaint me with a spidey suit?

topless! :P

OCandCO on Nov 13 '06 at 1:29pm
Pear... you should learn. It is like golf... every man needs to learn to do it to not be embarrassed at some point.

squintygirl on Nov 17 '06 at 11:58am
I thought the same thing, too. Why would I want to put my lips on that? Sad thing is, that's not the first time I've said that...

jackanapes on Nov 17 '06 at 12:08pm
oops. that is MASSIVE. sorry.

squintygirl on Nov 21 '06 at 12:54pm
Amy + Michelle + brainwaves = EVIL

staffell on Dec 19 '06 at 1:21pm
gee, i guess chelly was right, I AM creepy !


Captain_Obvious on Oct 29 '06 at 11:44pm
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