You Compete Me
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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Would You Like to Comb my Hair?
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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my happy drug is threadless
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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Threadless is my happy drug
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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My aspiration: Bounty hunter
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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Pewbey (It's pronounced poo-bay)
of 45 votes, 2% like it
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This is what sasquatch looks like when it's daytime
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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me + fur coat = blurry picture of sasquatch
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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This what is looks organized like
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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I work 10-2 as bigfoot
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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I bite my nails to keep myself from drawing faces on fruit
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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I drink Tiger's blood in the morning
of 50 votes, 2% like it
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My life goal: Lumberjack
of 50 votes, 20% like it
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I bite my nails so I wont get hooked on cocaine
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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I heart stroganoff
of 50 votes, 2% like it
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make like the sun and lighten up
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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I pretend this Glass cage is only temporary
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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Ya, I drool
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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mimic the sun and lighten up
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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Irons are hot
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Green is pretty much my favorite color
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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A little birdy told me you were pregnant with a squid
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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I go to ranch and buy you oatmeal
of 50 votes, 4% like it
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FERNANDO!
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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I'd ask Oz for a mighty giraffe
of 50 votes, 2% like it
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Giraffes: Giving height since the 6th day of creation
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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Sticks and Stones may break my bones. Luckily I have milk
of 56 votes, 21% like it
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I'm a lump of clay, mold me
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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I am going to mate with an asian and name our baby kadabra
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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allow me to laugh myself into a seizure
of 54 votes, 26% like it
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I wear sandals in the snow
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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Let me laugh myself into a seizure
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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Wait while I laugh myself into a seizure
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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Consider me your daily value of sexy
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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I'm a shorts and flip flops kind of guy
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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Please pass the salt shaker
of 55 votes, 2% like it
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Would you like to see my nutritional facts?
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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esencia de los hombres
of 53 votes, 2% like it
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I'm what you'd call men's essence
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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Buy me an ewok
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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Vaginas should be seen and not heard
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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If I had a bazillion dollars, I'd buy a herd of giraffes
of 58 votes, 7% like it
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My giraffe told me not to talk to strangers
of 57 votes, 18% like it
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one with the circus freaks
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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let me ask my pet giraffe
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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Just try and leave me a message after the beep
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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I yell vagina in public
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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i post blogs about my bounty hunting adventures
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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I got spies all over
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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Stop or i'll telekenetically force that bird poop on you
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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I shave designs on my chest
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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Nardshot!
of 53 votes, 0% like it
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Let me give you my card
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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I lost my finger in an archery mishap
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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best feeder
of 52 votes, 0% like it
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I keep my face in a jar by the door
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Do i tickle your fancy?
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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does this tickle your fancy?
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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PB&J, a lunchbox requirement
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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PB & J, a classic
of 55 votes, 4% like it
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grafitti status
of 55 votes, 2% like it
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Im a grafitti master
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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Sax Appeal
of 57 votes, 5% like it
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You are so off my top 8
of 57 votes, 19% like it
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if I had a diary, i would write my encounter with you in it
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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Ogres Smell Bad
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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You are estupido
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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I hunt sasquatch for a living
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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my mom is the bearded lady
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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Carlton is my dance teacher
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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dont make me go Geraldo on you
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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Do you want me to glue cat testacles to your forehead?
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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pull a narkie and wipe it on the window
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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my harpoon has your name written all over it
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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me and sasquatch, we're like this
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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my mom supports my dream of being a bounty hunter
of 55 votes, 22% like it
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dont make me go avatar all over you
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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Sasquatch is my homeboy
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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if you favor your nipples id suggest you stop looking at mine
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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I don't have turrets....VAGINA!
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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band kids produce like rabbits
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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i'm an airbender
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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bam shazamm she was a pornstar
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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i was once a circus freak
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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bohemian is my middle name
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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say that again and ill slap the vagina off of you
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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I Once Imagined You Naked
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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Quit Dickin' Around!
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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Intercourse is not a ham sandwich
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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