i shot the video but i didn't shoot radio star
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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nuclear arm wrestling
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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you win some, you lose some, you draw some
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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Adam and Eve AND Steve
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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i have a boner tucked under my belt
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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i try to follow my heart but i keep getting lost
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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my inner-child ran away from home
of 55 votes, 24% like it
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four legs good, six legs insects
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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can't we all just get a long (back)stick to beat each other with?
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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a word is worth a thousandth of a picture
of 56 votes, 29% like it
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does anybody actually read t-shirts anymore?
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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punk's not dead, it's just feeling a bit under the weather
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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simon is a bossy jerk
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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zombies are always the undeath of the party
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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you catch more flies with poop than with honey
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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you must not have gotten enough hugs when you were a kid
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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everybody prefers shirts that have pictures
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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all of my best jokes came from watchng the simpsons
of 37 votes, 24% like it
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the only thing between you and me is 'and'
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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the electric chair is a shocking way to die
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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i'm way cooler than the rest of my friends
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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i'm making a face at you as you read my shirt
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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gandalf could totally kick dumbledore's ass
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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my other shirt is made of mythril
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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the world may be falling apart but at least i still have my shirt
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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fight the real terrorists; drive bush out of office
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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patriotism doesn't mean dying for rich, old, white men
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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i bought used furniture and all i got was this lousy lice
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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if all you need is love, you must be pretty boring
of 35 votes, 31% like it
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does anyone really care if a woodchuck chucks wood?
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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hate the player AND hate the game
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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d'you ever think i might just be in this wheelchair cuz i'm lazy?
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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in a past life, i was a totally different person
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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i don't give a crap about "your" space
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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who needs friends when you can play with yourself?
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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Jesus Just Likes You As A Friend
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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two wrongs don't make a right but three rights DO make a left
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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i may not have many friends but i'm okay playing with myself
of 34 votes, 32% like it
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beer does the body good! (liver not withstanding)
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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shirts with just words are kinda lame
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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i bet jesus can make a mean grilled cheese
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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50% of all living humans comprise half of the world's population
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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condoms are for dicks
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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sticks and stones can break your bones... but i'm gonna use a bat
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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