A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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as straight edge as a serrated blade
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Don't worry! I'm here!
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Don't worry. I stayed at a holiday inn hotel last night
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Eat my cleverly designed t-shirt
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Even if there is nothing to laugh about, laugh on credit
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Hey there... Did you know that I'm in a band?
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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HOLY CATFISH, BATMAN!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I can't see my forehead!!!
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I can't whistle. Pity me. Please?
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I dig fat chicks
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I have a driver's license. Isn't that scary?
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I lost my virginity! Do you have it?
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I love 3.14!
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I wish I was playing frisbee
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I'm a non-conformist... Just like everybody else!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I'm a pirate, now hand over your booty
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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I'm gonna live forever. So far so good!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I'm only wearing this because I lost a bet...
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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If it takes shit to make bliss, then I feel pretty blissfully
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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If you come to a fork in the road, take it!
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Kiss me! I'm a Frog!
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Leave me alone... I'm bleeding...
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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look at how cool my shirt is
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Mac or PC?
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Michael Jackson spread the message of Jesus: Loving the children
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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My brain downloads slowly
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Quick! Leave before I notice you!
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Shit = Bananas ?
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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TASTE ME! I'm delicious
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Teenage Mutant Pirate Turtles
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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That's what SHE said!
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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The Archeologists are wrong. I killed the dinosaurs.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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The time that you enjoy waisting is not waisted time
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Time you enjoy waisting is not waisted time
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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What Would Alla Do?
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Whatever you are, be a good one
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Yes, I am a pimp. Why do you ask?
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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You can call me "master"
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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You're no fun at all
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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You've got mail? Well I have a life!
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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