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FRICKINAWESOME
FRICKINAWESOME aka Evan Ferstenfeld is a 32.37 year old boy, has been a member since May 5, 2006, has scored 66970 submissions, giving an average score of 1.71.
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  Dec 25 '06 by FRICKINAWESOME        31 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
Is this how it is for everyone? Do girls (or some boys who have a gladular problem like Meatloaf in Fight Club) name their lady lumps, and is one constantly telling you to do evil (a la the Ralph Wiggum Leprechan) while the other hints at a night of studying and self-grooming?

BTW, this will be the first shirt i purchase since the sale ended. Thank god.

is a gunslinger
is a gunslinger on Dec 25 '06 at 10:18pm
Psh. There is no such thing as evil boobs. All boobs are great :-)
broken.yoke
broken.yoke on Dec 25 '06 at 10:19pm
Boobs ARE the dirty pillows of the bod.
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Dec 25 '06 at 10:19pm
woah...another user with the word "gunslinger" in their name.

what're the odds?
broken.yoke
broken.yoke on Dec 25 '06 at 10:20pm
her name is froma panic! at the disco song, isn't it?
radiostaticstar
radiostaticstar on Dec 25 '06 at 10:23pm
one is peaceful and the other likes to fuck shit up, sounds like quite a pair...

men with boobs are gynecomastic...
margolove
margolove on Dec 25 '06 at 10:24pm
A lot of women have uneven boobs. So.. if your boobs were uneven.. you might consider one of them evil.
Kokochiyoi
Kokochiyoi on Dec 25 '06 at 10:24pm
I beg to differ..I have seen some pretty evil boobs before..
margolove
margolove on Dec 25 '06 at 10:24pm
for a fun time, google image search "gynecomastia"!
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Dec 25 '06 at 11:00pm
broken.yoke and koko is right...darn those evil boobs for making my bowtie spin around all crazy-like whenever some cleavage winks at me seductively. Cleavage must be a plot by the evil boob to bring down the fall of the male gender!
The_Calamity_of_Humanity
The_Calamity_of_Humanity on Dec 26 '06 at 12:58am
i thinks its pretty good but i wait til next sale
hiimdumb
hiimdumb on Dec 26 '06 at 1:29am
okay so call me dumb buttt uuh what is the thing on the left i cant figure it out, is it like a gun or something?
menosketiago
menosketiago on Dec 26 '06 at 3:25am
appart from this, I laughed a lot with some of your slogans ;)
The_Calamity_of_Humanity
The_Calamity_of_Humanity on Dec 26 '06 at 3:28am
gernade
MeLa de Gypsie
MeLa de Gypsie on Dec 26 '06 at 3:29am
hahaa...
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Dec 26 '06 at 3:45am
meno- thank you very much my very unmouthy friend (ur icon at least)! I like your miminal wage slogan, and i commented on your design a little hiwle earlier today...

calamity- gernade...never heard of it.

hiimdumb- that's an act right? How could you be so in the same ballpark with knowing it is a form of explodable weaponry while being so far away with what it actually is! lol. It's a grenade...thank you mr. trebeck, we'll go shoot ourselves in the back of the brainstem now...
emmy.withwings
emmy.withwings on Dec 26 '06 at 4:11am
thats where I saw the leprachaun. He told me to burn things...
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Dec 26 '06 at 4:41am
lol @ lil' emmy....Among the things he told you to do, was your bra one of the things he said to burn? Damn, i hate those hippie leprechauns.
emmy.withwings
emmy.withwings on Dec 26 '06 at 4:03pm
no way, I burn bras on my own accord. I will not be repressed!
is a gunslinger
is a gunslinger on Dec 26 '06 at 10:08pm
who else has gunslinger in their name?
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Dec 26 '06 at 11:50pm
careful now emmy, i know that's not you talking, it's the evil boob. The emmy we all know and covet wouldn't lash out like that...

make a blog about it and im sure all the gunslingers will accept your one-on-one shootout challenge, gunslinger!

emmy.withwings
emmy.withwings on Dec 26 '06 at 11:51pm
Bob, Maria, Stace.R, Nathanial, Logan, Stace.P, Brad... everyone. Its the thing to do.
iPear
iPear on Dec 26 '06 at 11:52pm
I had a boob that was bad.
emmy.withwings
emmy.withwings on Dec 26 '06 at 11:53pm
MICHELANGELO IS NOT EVIL
emmy.withwings
emmy.withwings on Dec 26 '06 at 11:54pm
and fyi, its normal to name your body parts after ninja-turtles. entirely normal.
As If A Hero Could Save Us
As If A Hero Could Save Us on Dec 27 '06 at 2:09am
XD
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Dec 27 '06 at 7:50pm
I just named my lil' man ones gregory and the other one pec. I figure i should get in on the action, but i havent figured out which one is evil...i think male pecs are pretty damn complacent and have nipple envy for girls.
blackbean0053
blackbean0053 on Dec 29 '06 at 9:56am
four legs good two two legs bad
blackbean0053
blackbean0053 on Dec 29 '06 at 9:56am
four legs good two legs bad
UberRyan
UberRyan on Dec 29 '06 at 9:57am
meatloaf?

his name was bob


and bob had bitch tits.
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Dec 29 '06 at 7:24pm
sorry..even though its one of my favorite books/films/soundtracks/life lessons, i forgot what the big ML's name was in the flick. And his bitch tits made me leave a big smiley face of tears in the center of his bosoms.
843 days later
zoom-zoom
zoom-zoom on Apr 21 '09 at 5:55am
the placement is plain wrong.
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