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FRICKINAWESOME
FRICKINAWESOME aka Evan Ferstenfeld is a 34.86 year old boy, has been a member since May 5, 2006, has scored 146,987 submissions, giving an average score of 1.78, helping 1,863 designs get printed.
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Question of the day: "What's your favorite joyful lyric?"



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This is Roxy.

This is her too.
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http://youtu.be/5y_oyELi7X4

She's pretty gnarly, righteous, and other words that haven't been invented yet to describe her impossibly magnetizing personality. I used to date her back in the day when I was into any girl that had a hair color not found in nature and was fuzzy all over. She used to write songs for me all the time, but always managed to forget them JUST as she was gonna serenade me. Bad luck on my part I guess.

She eventually fell in love with a giant piece of shag carpeting, and I just couldn't compete with something that rough and fuzzy all at the same time. I'll never forget the moments we spent together breaking into Kermit the Frog's house or putting hands up each other's butts. I'll probably include some of those treasured memories into the song chorus I make up for Roxy's Threadless contest to try and win her back after all these years. I hope she hasn't forgotten me...

Write your four lines of awesome and submit them here to Roxy's original blog challenge!

If you're too hypnotized by Roxy's guitar licks (seriously, she's been known to play the guitar with her tongue and even gets her strings candy-coated in cherry, lemon and root beer flavors) and are without the hand/eye coordination to smack the above link, here's the text for Roxy's rockin' blog!


What's up, rockers!

I'm Roxy and i'm on my way to being a huge rockstar like my hero, Joan Jett! She had the Blackhearts, but I need you to help me finish this new song I've been working on. Got the verse down but I need a killer chorus!

Here are the rad lyrics so far:
"Got my red guitar and my lucky picks!
Gonna rock all night playin' monster licks!
Got an attitude and style to spare!
Gonna play real loud so you better beware
If ya wanna be lame, get outta my way.
Lemme hear ya now, everybody say..."

LISTEN TO ME SING IT HERE.

Your challenge is to write the chorus! 4 catchy lines of awesome!

I'll pick my favorite, record the song, and film a full video starring ME! You'll win:
- an iPad stocked with music apps
- a $200 Threadless gift certificate
- and a mini-puppet of me, Roxy so you can rock out at home!

You have from now until Dec 23!


Some Rox & Roll approved inspirado for your choruses:






spacesick
   spacesick on Nov 29 '11 at 1:02pm
crimson &
clover
over &
over
mitchloidolt
   mitchloidolt on Nov 29 '11 at 1:03pm
haha do you want them posted right in here?
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Nov 29 '11 at 1:06pm
Sunshine Lollipops and ....

wait, what??????

Mitches, submit your lines of goodness on the Roxy blog, this is mainly a hype blog for my fuzzy homegirl.
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Nov 29 '11 at 9:52pm
Let's get some lyrics going!
spacesick
   spacesick on Nov 29 '11 at 9:53pm
mitches get stitches!
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Nov 30 '11 at 12:29pm
Joyful lyrics anyone?

"My dainty voice makes even the most anti-choice granny's panties moist."

-MC Paul Barman


Well, they make ME joyful to hear such inspired and ridiculous wordplay conjured.
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Nov 30 '11 at 5:29pm
Roxy wants to know what inspires folks yo!
5 days later
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Dec 06 '11 at 4:36pm
Bump for the Rox.
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Dec 07 '11 at 1:51am
She rox my soxx.
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Dec 07 '11 at 10:08am
Man i want an iPad.

Roxy said she would buy me one but instead sent me a piece of a cardboard box with a rotten apple drawn on the back of it.

She's such a kidder.
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Dec 07 '11 at 6:43pm


True fact: Sifl and Olly are Roxy's BFFs.
rossmat8
rossmat8 on Dec 07 '11 at 7:13pm
I bet $1000000 Sifl and Olly never had a segment in which Sifl had to make a list
rossmat8
rossmat8 on Dec 07 '11 at 8:57pm
Everybody wang chung tonight
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Dec 08 '11 at 4:13am
haha, Roxy used to score her "street pharmaceuticals" from Chester :)
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Dec 08 '11 at 11:28am
12 days later
BrwnAledGrl
BrwnAledGrl on Dec 20 '11 at 5:07pm
We are the puppets that are gonna rule the stage
No strings attached with the way we play
Paws up
Here we go, see me rage
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