Finally, a use for Twitter that makes me keep up with the goings-on and non-stop informational overload of the insta-Twitter universe!
@Frickinawesum or direct linkie! or follow on me tumblr! With the launch of the new slogan scoring system, I wanna get back in the game and start flexing some witty wordy muscles. If you're reading a slogan of mine and walk into the side of a building that came out of nowhere, I've done my job. Feel free to post your slogans for me to vote on here as well, let's dust off the cobwebs and start cleaning out the Slogan clubhouse for a new chapter to begin! Twitter 365 Started On Ye Olde Fifth of February ***Denotes slogans that ye have judged favorably upon Day 1*** Sleep: The Original Energy Drink. Day 2 The Only Hotels Worth Reading Are The Ones Already Booked. Day 3 I Tried To Get A Life Transplant, But It Didn?t Take. Day 4 Cough Syrup? No Thanks, I Can Cough Just Fine On My Own. Day 5 Always Remember To Pace Yourself, Except During A Duel. Day 6*** Hey Gravity, Keep It Down! Day 7 Dumb Luck Does Not Appreciate All The Name-Calling. Day 8*** Rule Number One Of Debate Club: Is This A Good First Rule? Day 9 If I Had A Clue, I?d Use It To Solve A Mystery. Day 10 Forget Lips, Loose Bolts Sink Ships. Day 11 You Ain?t The Boss Of Me! And if You Are, Right Away Sir. Day 12*** The Moon Is My Friend, It Stays Up All Night With Me. Day 13*** Calenders Prove That All Our Days Are Numbered. Day 14*** You Look Familiar, Did We Go To Ninja Academy Together? Day 15 "Hey Night, You Really Need To Lighten Up." -The Sun Day 16 Clouds Always Save Up For A Rainy Day. Day 17 In The Future There Will Be A TV Mounted Here. Day 18 I Write Society's Wrongs. Day 19*** I Like That Thing You Like You Thought No One Else Liked. Day 20 I'm Hooked On Pirates. Day 21*** Ask Me About My Social Anxiety Issues. Day 22*** I Don't Use Big Words, But I Do Increase Font Size. Day 23 (back) Why Do I Get The Feeling My Shirt?s On Backwards? Day 24 Hugging Is My Favorite Way To Stay In Touch With Friends. Day 25*** Slow Clapping Is Just Applause Foreplay. Day 26 If Love Is A Battlefield, I Should Be Awarded The Purple Heart. Day 27 My Hand Likes To Talk Lots Of Smack. Day 28 Possession Is 9/10ths of the Law Of Exorcism. Day 29 In My Spare Time, I Don't Bowl Strikes. Day 30*** I Play Duck, Duck Goose For The Thrill of The Chase. Day 31*** Never Judge A Book By Its Cover. Judge The Cover Designer. Day 32 The Shortest Distance Between Two Points Involves Monster Trucks. Day 33*** I Have A Time Machine. Other People Call It A Clock. Day 34 Sometimes Life Makes No Spanish Walrus Sense At All. Day 35 I Don't Gamble With Money, Just My Life. Day 36 Wizards Draw Their Best Spells With Magic Markers. Day 37 Ambitious Career Pigeons Sometimes Whack Into The Glass Ceiling. Day 38 Even When It's Well-Behaved, Grass Is Always Grounded. Day 39 Do Vegetarians Eat Rubber Chickens On Thanksgiving? Day 40 I�ve Gotten Lots Of Speed-Reading Tickets From Librarians. Day 41 Every Day Someone Gives Up On Their Dreams. Don�t Be A Statistic. Day 42*** Zombie Dogs Love Playing Undead. Day 43 I�m Lost, Can You Direct Me To The Nearest Warp Zone? Day 44 Lights Are Jerks, They Change On You With The Flip Of A Switch. Day 45 Greater Than (symbol for greater than) Less Than Day 46 People Say I'm Crazy, But They All Fly Away Before I Can Respond. Day 47 Call Me Paranoid, But I Think You Just Called Me Paranoid. Day 48 They Don�t Make Cliches Like They Used To. Day 49*** I�m Attracted To The Strong, Silent Type. You Know, Ninjas. Day 50 I Wish People Farted Laughing Gas. Day 51*** Ghosts Often Have Out-Of-Body Experiences. Day 52 I Try To Act My Inner-Child�s Age. Day 53 Pot Holes: Not As Fun To Fall Into As They Sound. Day 54*** Walking: A Step Forward In The Battle Against Standing Still. Day 55 I Wish I Had A Genie Lamp. Day 56 Don't Live A Selfish Life. That Way You Can Give Me More Stuff. Day 57 This Is A Designer Tee. The Designer�s Name Is Joe. Day 58 I Play An Instrument, It�s Called A Warp Whistle. Day 59 Every Time I Go Bass Fishing The Water Blows Out My Speakers. Day 60*** Mother Nature Just Wants Us To Get Off Her Lawn. Day 61 I Am Telepathically Making You See Words On This Shirt Right Now. Day 62*** Cheer Up! Your Problems Won't Matter Once The Zombies Take Over. Day 63*** Building A Staircase Is A Multi-Stepped Process. Day 64*** If A Tree Fell In The Woods And No One Blogs It, Did It Happen? Day 65 Thanks Technology, Now I've Forgotten How To Talk IRL. Day 66 My Shadow Keeps Following Me, So I Lost It In The Shade. Day 67 Watch Out For Jailbirds, They're Always A Flight Risk. Day 68*** There's A Thin Line Between Numbers And Fractions. Day 69 If Driving Was A Game, The Object Would Be 'Don't Touch Anything' Day 70 Remember To Enjoy The Little Things In Life. Like Protons. Day 71 I Adopt Pennies That Are Abandoned In Convenience Store Trays. Day 72 Underwear Is Always Trying To Get Inside My Pants. Day 73 My Mood Ring Has Such A Bad Attitude About Changing Colors. Day 74 'Wow, That Shirt Can Read My Mind!' I Thought To Myself... Day 75 Even The International Date Line Wouldn't Go Out With You. Day 76 Drum Circles Are The Grooviest Of All Geometric Shapes. Day 77 If I Must Jump Through Hoops, I Prefer They Be Hula. Day 78 Pirate Swimming Pools Have Planks Instead Of Diving Boards. Day 79 Circles Can't Help It When They Sleep Around. Day 80 I'm A Full-Fledged Citizen Of The Imagine Nation. Day 81 My Closet Is Very Well Hung. Day 82 When I Spy On My Bed, I Tend To Go Under Cover. Day 83 If The Ocean Is So Peaceful, Why Does It Try To Drown Me? Day 84 Every Time I Defy Gravity, It Grounds Me. Day 85 I'm Not Afraid of Anything, And That Kinda Scares Me. Day 86 The Only Trick My Pet Rock Can Do Is Jump Through Glass Windows. Day 87 My Friends With Benefits Plan Covers Hospital Visits. Day 88 Bull Fighting: The Art of Lying About Your Sparring Skills. Day 89 I'm So Classy Even My Glass Eye Wears A Monocle. Day 90 Tissues Dream About Beating The Snot Out Of You. Day 91 I Had That Dream Where You Were Looking At My T-Shirt Again. Day 92 Fish Love Everything About Music Except For The Hooks. Day 93 Remember To Look Both Ways Before Crossing Into Another Dimension. Day 94 Yawning Is My Body Trying To Win The War Against Boredom. Day 95 Cartoons Taught Me That Spinach Is A Substitute For Steroids. Day 96 I Buried All The Skeletons In My Closet Out In The Desert. Day 97 In A Past Life, I Was Me But One Foot Shorter. Day 98 Drum Rolls Sound Better Than They Taste. Day 99 Cats: Because Lions Would Eat Us If We Tried To Pet Them. Day 100 Reasons Why I Don't Like Making Lists: 1.____ 2.____ 3.____ Day 101 Mystical Cats Believe Everyone Has Lived Nine Past Lives. Day 102 My Favorite Topics To Talk About Are Politics and Religion. Day 103 I Can Talk To Topical Cream About A Variety Of Subjects. Day 104 I Sprained My Tongue When I Turned A Phrase Too Quickly. Day 105 Due to budget cuts, the aphabet must drop a few etters. Day 106 Piggy Banks Are The Best Place To Save Your Extra Bacon. Day 107 I Hope All My Dreams Come True. Except The Naked Speech One. Day 108 Green: The Only Color That Cares About The Environment. Day 109 Germs Get Sick All The Time And Nobody Cares. Day 110 I Will Become A Ghost Over My Dead Body. Day 111 I Believe In Past Lives. I Used To Have One Before I Got Old. Day 112 Counterfeiters Make Lots Of Money. Day 113 First Thing's First, If It's The Last Thing I Do. Day 114 People Say I Overthink Things. I Wonder What They Really Mean. Day 115 I Was Thinking About Banana Peels, But Then It Slipped My Mind. Day 116 Pictures Are So Lazy, All They Do Is Hang Around The House. Day 117 The Apocalypse Would Be An Upgrade From The Day I'm Having. Day 118 There's No Alligators In The Sewers, Just Mutant Karate Turtles. Day 119 The Angry Bird Gets The Pig. Day 120 Reminiscing Is The Easiest Way To Time Travel. Day 121 I Don't Believe In Reincarnation, But I Did In A Past Life. Day 122 In Ancient Times, People Lived In Such Ruins. Day 123 Never Argue With A Bomb, It Might Explode With Rage. Day 124 Red Carpet Always Gets Invited To The Most Exclusive Events. Day 125 Drinking A Spot Of Tea Doesn't Sound Very Filling. Day 126 Staircases Have Many Step Brothers and Sisters. Day 127 Electrocution: The #1 Cause Of Death For Lightning Bolts. Day 128 Zoology: The Study Of Zoos In Their Natural Habitat. Day 129 To Make A Long Story Short, I Only Wrote The Ending. Day 130 I'm About To Do Something Unexpected In 3....... 2........ 57. Day 131 "My Precious." It Has A Nice Ring To It. Day 132 My Favorite Way To Travel Is By Speed Of Light. Day 133 Adult Fairy Tales Have A Different Kind of Happy Ending. Day 134 Pigs Secretly Love Bacon As Much As The Rest of Us. Day 135 Taking Sugar Pills Cured My Sweet Tooth. Day 136 Online War Games: Not A Contact Sport. Day 137 Yield Signs Are So Passive-Aggressive. Day 138 My Huge Dust Collection Is Nothing To Sneeze At. Day 139 I No Longer Have a Family Tree Because My Cousins Are Lumberjacks. Day 140 I Came Up With a Great Excuse, But My Dog Ate It. Day 141 I'm Actually Royalty. I Was Kinged In Checkers Once. Day 142 If A Tree Falls In The Woods and No One Blogs, Did It Happen? Day 143 I'm Not A Master of Space and Time, Just An Understudy. Day 144 All My Favorite Space Sports Are Played On Asteroid Fields. Day 145 If You Run Out Of Ideas, Try To Walk It Off Instead. Day 146 When I'm Out Of Lightbulbs, I Try To Think Of A Really Good Idea. Day 147 What's Your Sign? Mine Is 'Proceed With Caution.' Day 148 All Traffic Lights Should Go Green. Day 149 I Make My Own Luck, But It's Usually By Accident.
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Check me out, I got printed!                     My gallery photos      My designs                                                                                                      All about me Link transportation to my tumblr page provided here...go on, click a letter before you gotta wait and catch the next bandwidth! If you wanna give me a shout-out, rabble rouse with me, or would like to collaborate on a design please email me at: FRICKINAWESOME@GMAIL.COM! "Evan is like the Phil Spektor to my Ronettes. Except he doesn't kill hookers and he has a more conservative haircut." -B7 (aka Ben Foot)  Click here to go to The Official Slogan Club!  A COLLAB WIN WITH POLYNOTHING THAT WAS PRINTED AS AN ILLUSIVE 12-CLUB DESIGN!  YET ANOTHER PRINTED COLLAB 12 CLUBBER, THIS TIME WITH SANTO76!   My Twitter 365 Slogan Blog, Year 3RD!    Thanks for the fancy letter acrobatics Icebar!  Thanks so much Bart (RIP).  Thanks Badbasilisk!  Thanks boysbeambitious!  Thanks Ratkiss for making my dreams come true of two clouds sword fighting with a lightning bolt and rainbow!  Thanks helo!  Thanks Ray Frendan!  Thanks Anwar Haha!  Thanks whoever drew this for me, please remind me who did this magnificence and I will gladly give them the props they deserve!  FRICKINMENTOK (thanks Tora!)  and Frick the Daring (thanks Zipperking!) Think It's a Good Idea If You Check Out MY 30 BEST-SCORING COLLABS:                               MY FIRST COLLAB PRINT!:  MY FIRST COLLAB WITH THE UNSTOPPABLE FLYING MOUSE:  MY FIRST 3+ SCORE, DONE WITH YOSHI ANDRIAN:  YOU KNOW YOU WANNA PRINT THIS THREADLESS, GO ON, MAKE A MOVE!:     Click here to see Papaprime's rat-bastard crook card!   Chelly made this picture of me exclusively with her boobs. OK, I'm pretty sure she used her digits, but a guy can dream can't he?  How my boy Harpo25 drew this many versions of my ugly mug and escaped with perfect eyesight, I'll never know. They'll tell the story for ages in his family with silenced awe...  J-Ray's muppet madness portrait of me!  Mucho bravos to the one and only Urbanraptor for bringing this scene from 24: Season 24 to life. It stars me and Jack Bauer, who is interrogating me because i am the only person left in the world that hasn't been interrogated yet.  Alex McDuff surprised the socks right off my feet with this unsolicited drawing of me!  Fun from Christmas Day cleanup at my friend's crib. Pics of Shirts That For Some Reason Won't Go Through:     
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