Whelp, here I am again.

I tried to stay away from the stuff, honest to god I did, but I could only last a mere four incredibly long days without going back on the slogan sauce. Let's face it, it's become a habit that I need to get a fix of every day now, even though I've been doing it daily for so long now that I need at least 2-4 of them a day to feel I made an accomplishment. You have to keep upping the amount to get the same high, but no matter, I'm knocking on the crack house (I mean, fun house) doors and I'm not leaving for another year! Will I be able to make it? Only my brain knows for sure, but I'd appreciate all the encouragement I can get before anyone stages a slogan intervention! And away we go.............

I ALSO MAKE IDEAS COME TO LIFE WITH SPLENDID ARTISTS IN THE FORM OF A COLLAB!





Year Second Started On October 29th, 2000 of 9...


10/29
-Atoms Split When Their Relationships Are Going Nowhere.
-Getting A Good Education Is So Old-School.
-Give Me A Dollar And I'll Tell You A Great Way To Make Money.

10/30
-All Of The Funniest T-Shirts Weren't On Sale.
-I Assume All Bearded Men With Walking Sticks Are Wizards.
-The Only Vacation I Can Afford Is Changing Exotic Desktop Images.

10/31
-I Eat Three Square Meals A Day Because Other Shapes Taste Funny.
-Old Photographs Don't Die, They Just Fade Away.
-Attention Muggers: Person Wearing This Shirt Has $5 Or Less.

11/1
-My Mind: Open 24 Hours With Drive-Thru.
-Daylight Savings Is The Lamest Way To Time Travel.
-Sleepwalkers Are Just One Brain-Craving Away From Being Zombies.

11/2
-Kitchen Sinks Are Always Left Out Of The Best Fights.
-Gravity: The Force Is Strong With This One.
-I Just Gave You A Mind-Five.

11/3
-My Recent Home Improvement Was Zombie-Proofing The Windows.
-It's Pretty Easy To Pull The Wool Over A Sheep's Eyes.
-The Students of Ghost High Have Lots Of School Spirits.

11/4
-Music Notes Make So Much Noise When Taking Them.
-The Miss Universe Pageant Is Fixed, I Never See An Alien Win.

11/5
-Nowadays, Ghosts Only Haunt If There's A TV Crew Present.
-My Non-Verbal Communication Skills Seem To Be Working.

11/6
-Youtube Killed The TV Star.
-A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words, A Frame Only An Ellipses.

11/7
-Cucumbers Tend To Lose Their Cool When Being Eaten.
-I Never Use A Compass Because I Don't Take Direction Well.

11/8
-Astronauts Tend To Need More Space Than The Rest Of Us.
-Never Attempt To Wear a Suitcase.

11/9
-Return Your Old Library Books. It's Long Overdue.
-(upside-down) I'm A Hand-Stand Enthusiast.

11/10
-Brains: They Think They're So Much Smarter Than Us.
-I Killed Time And Now All The Clocks Are On A Manhunt For Me!
-Whenever I Spill The Beans I Have To Tell Everyone About It.

11/11
-Pastry Chefs Make The Best Pie Charts.
-Once I Fix My Cloaking Device, You Won't Be Able To Read This.
-Earthquakes Are Known In Nature As Land Slam-Dancing.

11/12
-Science Lies, Tiny Wizards Make The Lights Go On and Off.
-Abbrevs Suck IMO.
-Meteors: Nothing Makes A Better First and Last Impression.

11/13
-I'd Rather Be Riding On The Back Of Loch Ness.
-Metal Forks And Electric Sockets Is A Love That Can Never Be.
-Doughnuts Love Our Taste Buds But Hate The Rest Of Our Body.

11/14
-I Can't Wait To Come Back As A Zombie After I Die.
-Puppets Talk Out Of Their Ass When You Put Them On Backwards.
-My Lyrics Are Always Better Than The Ones In The Actual Song.

11/15
-Vegetarian Zombies Only Eat Heads Of Lettuce.
-Wishes Are A Get-Rich-Quick Scheme Thought Up By Water Fountains.

11/16
-A Family Of Skeletons Keep All Their Clothes In My Closet.
-I'm An Ironic Nudist.

11/17
-I Know How To Work Out My Problems, I'm Just Too Lazy To Exercise.
-My Relationship With A Balloon Ended Because It Felt Empty Inside.

11/18
-It's All Fun & Games Until Someone Breaks The Controller.
-Luck Favors Those Who Have Access To A Time Machine.

11/19
-I Deserve More Credit, Mostly Because I Maxxed Out My Limit.
-Can Someone Tell Me What The Hell Satanism Is All About?

11/20
-You Can Always Count On Me, Rain Or Shine. But Not When It's Snowy.
-Clowns Invest All Their Money In Laughing Stock.

11/21
-I'd Rather Be Wearing Another T-Shirt.
-I Took The Skeletons In My Closet And Buried Them In The Desert.

11/22
-I Invented Oxygen. Internet Encyclopedias Don't Lie.
-Meteorites Can Kill Several Thousand Birds With One Stone.

11/23
-The Only Way To Catch An Eletric Eel Is With a Lightning Rod.
-I Don't Run With Scissors, But I Do Skydive With Them.

11/24
-Your Shoulder. I'd Tap That.
-With Great Power Comes Wearing Laughter-Inducing Costumes.

11/25
-Ghosts Who Haunt Didn't Get Enough Attention In Life.
-I Often Contradict Myself. Wait, No I Don't.

11/26
-Status Update: Yup, I'm Still A T-Shirt.
-Adjusted For Inflation, I'm Actually One In A Trillion.

11/27
-I Wasn't Born Under A Bad Sign, Just Power Lines.
-Good Music: I Like That Sound Of That.

11/28
-Magic Beans Grow Up So Fast Nowadays.
-I Dare You To Not Accept Pointless Challenges.
-Times Have Changed. If They Didn't, We'd Be Living In The Past.

11/29
-Balloons Like To Get High On Helium.
-The Sun Always Wins In A Staring Contest.

11/30
-Sadly, Birthday Cakes Won’t Live Long Enough To Celebrate Theirs.
-I’d Start A Revolution, But I Get Easily Dizzy.
-Statistics Make My Life 58.6% Better!

12/1
-My Vegetables Can Get As Fresh With Me As They Want.
-Lightning Bolts Are Just Free-Range Power Lines.

12/2
-If This Shirt’s Not Fancy Enough, I Have My Birthday Suit On Too.
-Every Day, Zombies Try To Live Undeath To Its Fullest.
-Tis The Season To Say Words Like Tis!

12/3
-The Ocean Is Tired Of Everyone Sailing On Its Head.
-If You Can’t Take The Heat, Turn Up The Air Conditioning.

12/4
-I’m A Fun Hunter In Search Of Game.
-Apparently People Used To Sing In Barber Shops More Than Cut Hair.

12/5
-Black Giant Pool Balls Are My Favorite Form Of Magic.
-I Don’t Get Even, I Get Odder.

12/6
-If You Play These Letters Backwards It Will Say Something Else.
-Cloning: The Only Way To Really See How That Outfit Looks On You.

12/7
-When Opportunity Knocks, It Just Wants To Sell Me Something.
-Watch Out For Pieces Of Chewing Gum, They Travel In Packs.
-I Once Got Hit In The Head By A Punctuation Mark And Went Into A Comma.

12/8
-It's Somebody's Birthday Today, Let's Celebrate!
-I’m Not A Child But I Play One In My Adult Life.
-The Ocean Has Gigantic Mussels.

12/9
-Rainbows Are Nature's Way Of Saying Sorry After a Storm.
-The Stars Are Aligned When The Universe Has OCD.
-When It Comes To Eating Unhealthy, I Take The Cake!

12/10
-Insert Additional Hugs To Continue Conversation.
-Adjectives Make Cruel & Unusual Punishment Possible.

12/11
-This Shirt Is Made Of 100 Percent Recycled Cliches.
-Vinyl: Still The Only Material You Can Wear And Listen To.
-Skyscrapers Are Fun At Parties Because They Have The Most Stories.

12/12
-Conformity Is Lame, Unless You Want To Be More Like Me.
-Balloons Don't Like Listening To Pop Music.
-Call Me Crazy, But I Don't Like It When You Call Me Crazy.

12/13
-Sunny Side Up Eggs Aren't Very Happy After Being Cooked.
-I Try Not To Gamble, Except With My Life.

12/14
-I'm More Fun Than An Example Of Something That's Really Fun!
-I Put The 'Z' In Abstract.
-'The Person Wearing Me Is Really Awesome.' - T-Shirt

12/15
-Lying Down At The Top Of A Hill, That's How I Roll.
-I'm Exhausted From Patting Myself On The Back, Care To Take Over?

12/16
-Chimneys Have A Hard Time Quitting Their Smoking Habit.
-If You Drop A Book, Be Careful Not To Step On Sentence Fragments.
-I'm Taking A Stand Against Sitting.

12/17
-The Trombone Is The Most Musical Part Of The Body.
-Forget Monsters, Pop Music Told Me The Rhythm Is Gonna Get Me.

12/18
-There's No Such Thing As Ghosts. Just Monsters and Zombies.
-I Fear The Day When There's Nothing Left For Me To Be Afraid Of.
-The Dark Ages Was A Golden Time For Ugly People.