Whelp, here I am again.

I tried to stay away from the stuff, honest to god I did, but I could only last a mere four incredibly long days without going back on the slogan sauce. Let's face it, it's become a habit that I need to get a fix of every day now, even though I've been doing it daily for so long now that I need at least 2-4 of them a day to feel I made an accomplishment. You have to keep upping the amount to get the same high, but no matter, I'm knocking on the crack house (I mean, fun house) doors and I'm not leaving for another year! Will I be able to make it? Only my brain knows for sure, but I'd appreciate all the encouragement I can get before anyone stages a slogan intervention! And away we go.............

I ALSO MAKE IDEAS COME TO LIFE WITH SPLENDID ARTISTS IN THE FORM OF A COLLAB!


With Lawrence Loh:




Year Second Started On October 29th, 2000 of 9...


10/29
-Atoms Split When Their Relationships Are Going Nowhere.
-Getting A Good Education Is So Old-School.
-Give Me A Dollar And I'll Tell You A Great Way To Make Money.

10/30
-All Of The Funniest T-Shirts Weren't On Sale.
-I Assume All Bearded Men With Walking Sticks Are Wizards.
-The Only Vacation I Can Afford Is Changing Exotic Desktop Images.

10/31
-I Eat Three Square Meals A Day Because Other Shapes Taste Funny.
-Old Photographs Don't Die, They Just Fade Away.
-Attention Muggers: Person Wearing This Shirt Has $5 Or Less.

11/1
-My Mind: Open 24 Hours With Drive-Thru.
-Daylight Savings Is The Lamest Way To Time Travel.
-Sleepwalkers Are Just One Brain-Craving Away From Being Zombies.

11/2
-Kitchen Sinks Are Always Left Out Of The Best Fights.
-Gravity: The Force Is Strong With This One.
-I Just Gave You A Mind-Five.

11/3
-My Recent Home Improvement Was Zombie-Proofing The Windows.
-It's Pretty Easy To Pull The Wool Over A Sheep's Eyes.
-The Students of Ghost High Have Lots Of School Spirits.

11/4
-Music Notes Make So Much Noise When Taking Them.
-The Miss Universe Pageant Is Fixed, I Never See An Alien Win.

11/5
-Nowadays, Ghosts Only Haunt If There's A TV Crew Present.
-My Non-Verbal Communication Skills Seem To Be Working.

11/6
-Youtube Killed The TV Star.
-A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words, A Frame Only An Ellipses.

11/7
-Cucumbers Tend To Lose Their Cool When Being Eaten.
-I Never Use A Compass Because I Don't Take Direction Well.

11/8
-Astronauts Tend To Need More Space Than The Rest Of Us.
-Never Attempt To Wear a Suitcase.

11/9
-Return Your Old Library Books. It's Long Overdue.
-(upside-down) I'm A Hand-Stand Enthusiast.

11/10
-Brains: They Think They're So Much Smarter Than Us.
-I Killed Time And Now All The Clocks Are On A Manhunt For Me!
-Whenever I Spill The Beans I Have To Tell Everyone About It.

11/11
-Pastry Chefs Make The Best Pie Charts.
-Once I Fix My Cloaking Device, You Won't Be Able To Read This.
-Earthquakes Are Known In Nature As Land Slam-Dancing.

11/12
-Science Lies, Tiny Wizards Make The Lights Go On and Off.
-Abbrevs Suck IMO.
-Meteors: Nothing Makes A Better First and Last Impression.

11/13
-I'd Rather Be Riding On The Back Of Loch Ness.
-Metal Forks And Electric Sockets Is A Love That Can Never Be.
-Doughnuts Love Our Taste Buds But Hate The Rest Of Our Body.

11/14
-I Can't Wait To Come Back As A Zombie After I Die.
-Puppets Talk Out Of Their Ass When You Put Them On Backwards.
-My Lyrics Are Always Better Than The Ones In The Actual Song.

11/15
-Vegetarian Zombies Only Eat Heads Of Lettuce.
-Wishes Are A Get-Rich-Quick Scheme Thought Up By Water Fountains.

11/16
-A Family Of Skeletons Keep All Their Clothes In My Closet.
-I'm An Ironic Nudist.

11/17
-I Know How To Work Out My Problems, I'm Just Too Lazy To Exercise.
-My Relationship With A Balloon Ended Because It Felt Empty Inside.

11/18
-It's All Fun & Games Until Someone Breaks The Controller.
-Luck Favors Those Who Have Access To A Time Machine.

11/19
-I Deserve More Credit, Mostly Because I Maxxed Out My Limit.
-Can Someone Tell Me What The Hell Satanism Is All About?

11/20
-You Can Always Count On Me, Rain Or Shine. But Not When It's Snowy.
-Clowns Invest All Their Money In Laughing Stock.

11/21
-I'd Rather Be Wearing Another T-Shirt.
-I Took The Skeletons In My Closet And Buried Them In The Desert.

11/22
-I Invented Oxygen. Internet Encyclopedias Don't Lie.
-Meteorites Can Kill Several Thousand Birds With One Stone.

11/23
-The Only Way To Catch An Eletric Eel Is With a Lightning Rod.
-I Don't Run With Scissors, But I Do Skydive With Them.

11/24
-Your Shoulder. I'd Tap That.
-With Great Power Comes Wearing Laughter-Inducing Costumes.

11/25
-Ghosts Who Haunt Didn't Get Enough Attention In Life.
-I Often Contradict Myself. Wait, No I Don't.

11/26
-Status Update: Yup, I'm Still A T-Shirt.
-Adjusted For Inflation, I'm Actually One In A Trillion.