Hey all you OSC and plain ol' Threadless members! Complaints have been lodged at the original Official Slogan Club blog being a bit too messy and on some slower connections it taking several lifetimes for the page to load up on the screen. The OSC has listened to your impassioned pleas and temper tantrums to make a separate blog for linking to any and all slogan-related events past, present and the past that happens after the present aka the future. Listed here is a ton of fun places to flex your sloganning brain muscles, and PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ADD YOUR OWN SLOGAN LINKS OR EVEN ANYTHING OUTSIDE OF THREADLESS THAT WOULD BE INTERESTING TO LOVERS OF THE FUNNY LANGUAGE SENTENCE!


I'll be bumping this page every once in a while to make sure all these fun-filled linkz are not forgotten!





SLOGAN CLUB HOT LINKZ


All-around wizard wordmeister Bygrinstow has a new blog asking which one of your slogans you like the most regardless of public indifference or outright violence towards. I wonder which dink is gonna be the first one to say "i just can't pick because all of my slogans are so damned amazing!"




Also, if you can't make our march on Washington or the numerous rallying events popping up all over the world this week, at least sign your digital footprint to the petition for removing the slogan percentage from the scoring page unless your are Threadless or the writer of said slogan, started by wordy revolutionary pyko. Join the fight to give the same level playing field to a slogan that has an 8 percent approval rating as an 88 percent one does!



As jess undoubtedly knows at this point, she is an unselfish OSC and Threadless community player, who is also blessed with a winning personality, purty facade and one hell of a slogan-thinking noggin. Now apparently she's even a type tee-making impresario, designing and photoshopping 363 slogans from 363 different Threadless sloganeers onto a bizarro world edition of the Threadless type tees site. Click Here and stare and chuckle and chortle and have one hell of a fun time scrolling through her shirt babies and Threadless slogan community gift. How did she know it was our collective birthday?




OSC aficionado and recent type-tee alumni toopersent has created a springboard for silly ideas and slogans in the form of funny captions with his heroic-sounding Funny Caption League!


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THE OSC BIG PIMPIN' PROJECT!


OSC slogan patriot Simpletinrobot had an idea last week that anyone and everyone on Threadless should take their favorite unprinted witty word combos for both a printed and unprinted designer and make a blog to trumpet those slogan's harhar's from sea to shining Shining hotel, and lo and behold, it has now become digital reality.

Special thanks to Jaywalkergrpahics for braving the dangerous internet superhighway and delivering to us an awesome graphic for The OSC Big Pimpin' Project!

Anyone who wants to start your pimpin' career today just grab your multi-colored dunce cap and best spelling bee duds and enter that there blog hyperlink!


All-around fantabulous Threadless individual Lunchboxbrain has concocted a blog that not only gives you an easy reference card for voting for the two dozen people who have pledged to create at least one slogan each day for an entire year, but also has made a neat lil logo for every 365'er to place in their profile to let people know why they might be avoiding parties and general life experiences in order to sit in a corner and THINK.


There's been monster mashes, snowflake mashes, an upcoming pizza party mash, so why not a slogan mash to fill in the missing link of collaborative efforts? Clicketh here to sign up as a sloganeer, and illustrator, or a lil dab o both.


In case anyone is interested on what I thought about the 2008 crop of sloganeers and the awards they should all receive if we had our own mini Bestees (like the Oscars and their side-show for the Technical Achievements camera operating nerds), click here for the all the hardcore routine details!

All-around Threadless ponderer Staffell made a blog last week for all the 4XL and above-sized slogans that cannot be fit into the Threadless 65 character limit without butchering several of their funniest body parts. Click here to check out his The Plus-Sized Slogan Blog.


Multi-printed OSC member-in-waiting davidfromdallas made a list of his top ten (now down to eight!) favorite unprinted slogans and anyone can agree, disagree, make their own list, or scream “hogwash!” at their computer until the screen crashes from saliva-spit overload.


Like making slogans off the toppah your head? Think you can think one up so astounding EACH AND EVERY DAY FOR A YEAR it'll bowl everyone whose eyes glance at its words drop to their knees in tribute of your cleverness? There's only one way to find out, and that way is joining up with OSC member and slogan dynamo Martiandrivein's 365 slogan contest blog!


CEO of the 365 blogs Martiandrivein has also created a place where people can bring a failed and battered slogan out of the cold of a deleted night and be fed some warm soup, have some new clothes put on to add to its style and send it out the door with a full makeover that will hopefully prove successful in his Dead Slogan Society blog.


So Slogan Club Member Krokun wants a slogan that uses ultraviolet (NOT associated with that crappy movie), or UV, lighting to unleash the funny in both indoors and outside while the sun is still strong enough to hatch its rays through the cloud pollution! Please help him in his quest to make the best UV type tee!


Slogan Club faithful Pizazz has created a lil' blog where slogans are treated a bit like the lightning round of high-stakes game show, except with no promise of a ritzy getaway trip or a car in the pretty-crappy price range. Take a trip on over and throw your slogan topic into the digital arena, won't you?


PICS OF 2007 SLOGAN BESTEE TROPHY!



I felt this should warrant a mention on the OSC clubhouse blog. The Bestee elephant looked a bit lonely after its long, arduous journey to my doorstop strangled by bubble wrap, so I introduced him to its other shelf buddies by holding an alcohol-fueled mixer for them all. This was the picture i took after everyone in the photos was involved in several keg stands and games of vodka pong.

I also made a general blog for some Bestee wrap-by-unwrap analysis for the one and a half of you at all interested.


Attention all slogan writers with a delusional sense of grandeur about their words!!! Maltzmania has wiped the crust off of its malnourished mouth and revived "The Sam's" blog, where designers and sloganeers can link up, realize they are not too different from one another, and hunker down in an "idea/sexy time" room in the back of the blog to create a beautiful submission for the main Threadless competition together! Awww, look- it's got my eyes! Click here to enter the Collab Collective blog, not to be confused with the Salon Selectives shampoo blog that Maltz has also started up.


Sometimes, supergroups aren't such a good idea to place your faith in. Audioslave's music always left you remembering how much better both groups were before being forced to come together out of necessity. Velvet Revolver has a much cooler name than their songs will ever achieve, and that VH1 supergroup with Ted Nugent and Slash, well...me not actually ever knowing the name of their "band" built specifically to make some more "$" 's for all involved speaks volumes about their aural impact. But alas, here comes a supergroup so spellbinding in their solidarity to bring you the best in ironic word placement, you probably won't even mind that they don't even produce one note of music between them. Including members Nintechno, PacificLight, new member Maltzmania and FRICKINAWESOME, please vote on their grammatical experiments to craft a collective slogan so witty, so funny, so powerful a message that you will turn to instant liquid hilarity as soon as your eyes have invested in each slogan. You can find AwesomeLightTechnoMania's slogans here.


Founding co-founder of the Slogan Club foundry Nintechno found a new blog where he's trying to find out what your favorite unprinted slogan might be in order to find some extra support and build up the foundation for getting those slogans printed so they don't wind up in the witty word lost and found? And look, I found a link to the "Favorite Unprinted Slogans" blog!



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