Really, don't be afraid of these little ladies....

omg i bet this is better than the original

hahaha

yessssss

hey, i've seen that! it's hilarious

How dare they insult Stanley Hugedick!

i hope malcolmmcdowell.net is his official homepage

As a side note, if i ever started directing porn flicks, my pseudonym would be "Alfred Bitchcock".

damned classy Olli. But the dialouge in this movie hurts in the best way possible....I do believe one of the Droogettes refers to her vagina feeling a bit "ma-gosh-ey-washy"...

The Droogettes sounds like a decent band name

I expect the sequel will be "Thighs Wide Shut"...

i'm kinda annoyed they didn't call it a cockwork orgy, what a wasted naming oppurtunity

Disturbingly excellent observation, Olli. While searching for these pics, I came upon (teehee) a gay film called "A Cock On Lips NOW" to round out the amazing titles of Kubrick porn. Say the title real fast to get the joke.

apocalypse now? lol

you got it!

bahaha

that is hilarious

Damnit. "Dr.Strangelove - Or how I learned to stop worrying and love the bum" would have been funny if you were Brits but you'd say 'butt' instead and it destroys the half rhyme. Ho hum...

I love how english people say bum instead of butt crabhat....i'm all over that...but you gotta go one further if you wanna achieve true porno ludicrousness and make people dry heave upon reading your feisty title...how bout "Dr HugeShove"?

Nice one sir! I don't think I can top your title but I'll add that such a film would have to star Mal-cum MacDowel (as in dowel rod). Too contrived? Yeah probably. I'll keep practicing at this porn naming thing. Mom's going to be so proud...

Can I just say, props to this messageboard. The internet hasnt amused me this much in a while.

crabbhat...amusing AND contrived is what witty porn names are all about! Can't wait for "The Reaming", a wonderful tale of a man who goes insane after being taunted and blown from here to the the hedge maze by sexy ghosts who tell him he must anally intrude all his family members (who happen to made up of ex-members of the swedish bikini team). Oh my, the ghosts in this film arent the only things that'll be be emitting big, hot white gobs of protoplasm!

Oh God Mr.Frick, this gets so compulsive. I was browsing in a store earlier today and saw the DVD 'House of Flying Daggers.' My mind is now so totally sensitized to porn-naming that it instantly translated this into 'House of Flying Shaggers.' Another Anglicism I'm afraid, but you must have seen enough Austin Powers to understand...then by extension my now carnally twisted brain hit on 'Crouching Dyke, Hidden Fag,' and I became concerned enough to consider seeing a therapist. In a slightly hazy daydream state I then imagined visiting said mental health professional, exchanging platitudes and after he asked me to sum up the crux of my problem I pictured myself calmly slamming a meat cleaver firmly into the sign on his desk so that 'Therapist' became separated into 'The', followed by 'rapist.' I kneel on the desk, grab him firmly by the lapels and with my nose an inch from his stricken face scream, "Now do you see? Well do you????" On reflection I think I have now entered the land of the unwell. You know, I just wasn't expecting to attract this much grief from an innocent looking T-shirt website.

you poor bastard, crabbhat! lol. Before you know it in your current porncentric thinking, you'll probably blow a gasket and go from state to state killing people with your lunatic hippie girlfriend, but not before you fuck them to death and seduce the female reporter that is trying to make you a star in "Natural Born Thrillers."

Yep, which will lead on to Pulp Friction, or Pump Friction more likely.

But before that, don't turn all psycho and start screwing chicks triple your size for Plump Friction, beofre leading to a little tf'ing in "Dryhumps of the Mams."

Man, this could go on foreverm crab. lol.

wow i need to see that haha

i've seen this movie, quite good

Jeepers Mr.Frick. I think you missed out on a better title back up there. "Natural Born Drillers" sounds far more thrustingly strange and urgent.

Mr.Catdog. I like your living room. It's broad. But your taste in movies will lose you that nice lady if she finds out, I think. Be careful. She may throw you from the ropebridge.

I need to lie down now. I am full of too much Fridaybeer and my thumbs have gone weird.

Actually, "Natural Born Thrillers" is an actual porno i got once b/c im the biggest fan of Natural Born Killers that hasn't recieved telepathic messeges from the film and decided to re-enact scenes in real life myself. If i would made up the title, it woulda been something like "Natural Porn Drillers". teehee. OK, im off to feast my eyes and loins on the highly underrated zombie porn masterpiece "Night of Her Giving Head".

You know you're really weird.

Look whose typing.

I just bought this shirt.

...

I don't think I'm weird at all..

It takes one to know one then.

You know SPOM. :D

has anyone seen passenger 69? it's actually very funny.

y'know, for a skin flick

nah, i missed that one olli...is there a Wsley Snipes look-alike as the main star? I don't think everyone really appreciates the awesomeness of actually watching porn stars and directors actually make something a little more legitimate than in-and-out sequences followed by another pizza delivery boy getting unexpectedly boned. Everyone should check out "Deep Throat" for the hilarious plot all on its own...

Is everyone else looking forward to seeing 28 Wanks Later?

A great game is to take any movie title, and replace the last word with 'cunt.'

A Clockwork Cunt
Apocalypse Cunt
Three Men and a Cunt
Hot Cunt
etc.

Hmmm. But then 'Twister' would come out the same as 'Fearless' or 'Rambo.' It would have to be multiple word films only.
'Chitty Chitty Bang Cunt' springs to mind.

Lord of the Cunts

Nice.

Maybe single word films are worth a rule change, so there's some integration going on. Dodgecunt, Rollercunt etc...

Thank You For Cunt

Good Will Cunting

An Inconvienent Cunt

Wow...this is fun!!!