Profile for FRICKINAWESOME - The Official Slogan Club (UPPPDATES, OSC SLOGAN SWAP CONTINUES)!!!

FRICKINAWESOME aka Evan Ferstenfeld is a 32.41 year old boy, has been a member since May 5, 2006, has scored 68317 submissions, giving an average score of 1.71.

URL: http://www.madewithawesome.com
AIM: FRICKINAWESOME

Mar 01 '07 by FRICKINAWESOME

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The Official Slogan Club (UPPPDATES, OSC SLOGAN SWAP CONTINUES)!!!

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INTRODUCTION TO THE CLUB. SO LIKE, HEY AND STUFF.

Yes, it is indeed FRICKINAWESOME and Nintechno AKA He Who Now Plays With Power...Slogan Power!, welcoming you to the Official Slogan Club Treehouse Headquarters, where all matters that pertain to our love affair of witty word clusters will be discussed, dissected, ranted and/or raved about! Anything goes pertaining to the art of the slogan, with anyone who has at least five slogans and offically decrees their intent to join the Slogan Club by displaying their completed membership card upon this page will find FRICKINAWESOME's favorite slogans of yours at the top o' the blog, as well as a magical fairy dispatched to your house that will perform a Slogan Club induction ceremony with you and turn brussel sprouts into cinnamon bears! *Note: there is a 1 in 1,909,448,039 chance of the fairy actually surviving the voyage to your home*

The Official Slogan Club Membership Card created by MeLa de Gypsie:

NEW!

Learn how to best display your new favorite digital possession and more on Halogirl's "html made not easy but easier" page.

Also, Jaywalkerghraphics AKA the head of the OSC Welcoming Committee will be around shortly upon your clubhouse arrival with some complimentary waffles- the sugar high encourages giddy and rapid slogan-making:

Number of Slogan Club Bretheren: 415

VOTE ON YOUR FELLOW MEMBERS!
HERE'S THE MEMBERS LIST!!!!! PLEASE VOTE ON AS MANY AS YOU CAN.

NEW MEMBER!
"Due to inflation the price of the average balloon has increased."- Rcomment2.

NEW MEMBER!
"Ego narro mortuus lingua. (I speak dead languages.)"- orngeturtl.

NEW MEMBER!
"One day I'll say something people will quote" - Me- Diffaract.

NEW MEMBER!
"It takes two to tango, but only one to break dance!"- helldozer.

THE OSC ALSO HAS ITS FIRST GROUPIE!
Thanks for coming to all our poetry readings and cheering us on, mz_kat_ii!

SLOGAN'S HERO AND PERCENTAGES

There will be a featured sloganeer of Nintechno's choosing every other week, highlighting any individuals who really step up their brain games and show outstanding advancements in the field of slogan shirt-larity!

NEW HERO!
The new "Slogan's Hero" is: greenttentacle!

EXCLUSIVELY FOR OSC MEMBERS!
Recent OSC inductee Colorfool has graced our lil club with a machine that scoops all of our highest scoring slogans out of the quinzillians of slogan bottom feeders along with a ton of other interesting analyzes in his Slogan Statistics Blog. Don't forget to pack your thinking shoes!

Click here for Garnett F's blog on all winning type tees and their percentages at the time of achieving printed Threadless immortality. Well, until you wash the shirt for the 300th time.

Maltzmania has graciously donated his time and keyboard tapping ability updating and continuing the list of printed t-shirts and percentages they received before printing immortality blessed them with unlimited giggle-giving ability to passersby. Find that blog by clicking over yonder.

For a list of ALL PAST OSC CONTEST WINNERS and a look at their shiny trophies, click here!

Check out a ton of blogs to many many cool slogan-related activities on Threadless by clicking here!

NEW SLOGAN EVENTS, NEWS AND GOINGS-ON

THREE NEW TYPE TEES FROM OSC MEMBERS!

Imagine me, a Ninja Pirate, riding atop a zombie unicorn... - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

By bygrinstow

I Love Life, But Life Just Wants to Be Friends - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

By Bio-bot 9000 (5th Type Tee)

I May or May Not Be an Indecisive Person. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

By FRICKINAWESOME (8th Type Tee)

STILL GOING STRONG!
The highly industrious super-sloganeer Brightwood has taken it upon herself to make a branch-out contest and connect it to the official slogan base of the Threadless worls aka The OSC! Click here for magical hyperlink portal access to The OSC Slogan Swap Design Challenge to either grab a slogan to make a typographic or regular submission or nominate one of your slogans for font-related fortune and glory!

REST ASSURED THE RESULTS FOR THE 17TH CONTEST AND BALLOTS FOR THE 18TH AND 19TH CONTEST ARE FORTHCOMING AND A SPECIAL SURPRISE FOR THE 20TH IS IMMINENT!

IT'S TIME FOR THE KOLLAB KORNER KIDDIES!

Any Slogan Club member that has a collab or solo submission in the main competition, please feel free to notify the blog and we will post it up here to give it extra special Slogan Club treatment!

evan3:

Webster Takes A Walk - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More

davidfromdallas and Double Dragon:

Quicksand Box - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More

EricaTheRed:

Tree Full of Sock Monkeys - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More

Alex MacDuff:

Kin Mountain - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More

HorsefaceDee:

Sheep Sham - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More

fatheed:

The Crane And The Cobra - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More

Papaprime:

death of the airwaves. - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More

Maltzmania:

Monster Armz - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More

Rico Mambo and FRICKINAWESOME:

Captain Hook, Line & Sinker - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More

randyotter3000 and FRICKINAWESOME:

NUMERALS AND NUMBERS SECTION

Number of prints current Club members who have had their slogans magically turn into shirt form on Threadless: 82!

By FRICKINAWESOME (8th Type Tee)

By Bio-bot 9000 (5th Type Tee)

By bygrinstow

Cashiers are always checking me out. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

By goliath72

I Fought Off a Lion With My Bear Hands - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

By BlueLobster

I Hate T-Shirts - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

By FRICKINAWESOME (Select, 7th Type Tee)

F5 can be so refreshing - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

By SuperRyan

Some people are spoiled. Don't eat them. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

By Larlar (4th Type Tee)

By .onion

By TimScribble (2nd Type Tee)

By T-Lou (Reprints: 1)

By Brightwood (2nd Type Tee)

By jess4002 (2nd Type Tee)

By PuppetMeat (3rd Type Tee)

By jthrasher (Reprints: 1)

By Danaych

By Brightwood

By dbrv11 (Reprints: 1)

By PuppetMeat (2nd type tee)

By Maltzmania (5th Type Tee)

By FRICKINAWESOME (6th Type Tee)

By EricaTheRed

By Noh_Body

By Tikimasters (Reprints: 1)

By northerlywinds

By rbthatcher (2nd Type Tee)

By steelplate

By spacesick 2

By JeF (2nd Type Tee)

By rossmat8 (2nd Type Tee)

By lunchboxbrain (2nd Type Tee)

By Staffell (Reprints: 1)

By supertrooper74

By rbthatcher

By bryn.rhys

By PuppetMeat

By Krimson

By jess4002

By Bio-Bot 9000 (4th Type Tee)

By toopersent

By lunchboxbrain

By Caleb11

By Bio-bot 9000 (3rd Type Tee)

By Bio-bot 9000 (2nd Type Tee)

By juliejeremiah (2nd Type Tee)

By TimScribble

By FRICKINAWESOME (5th Type Tee)

By jaywalkergraphics

By Bio-Bot 9000

By Retroludo

By rossmat8

By davidfromdallas

by kaloyster

By Krokun

By Martiandrivein (3rd Type Tee)

By Larlar (3rd Type Tee)

By JefAndLaurenRockHarderThanMost

By bean12

By Maltzmania (4th Type Tee, Reprints: 2)

By Againstbound

By FRICKINAWESOME (4th Type Tee)

By Ladykat

By Simpletinrobot

by Maltzmania (3rd Type Tee)

by Martiandrivein (2nd Type Tee, Reprints: 1)

by FRICKINAWESOME (3rd Type Tee, Reprints: 1)

By Nintechno (Reprints: 1)

By SnakeMan (Bestee Winner, 2008, Reprints: 2)

By Maltzmania (2nd Type Tee)

By FRICKINAWESOME

By Maltzmania

By FRICKINAWESOME (2nd Type Tee, Reprints: 1)

By ZombietoArt (Reprints: 2)

by Larlar (2nd Type Tee, Reprints: 2)

by FRICKINAWESOME (Bestee Winner, Reprints: 8)

by Evade

by Sharlajay

by Torakamikaze (Reprints: 1)

by Martiandrivein (Reprints: 8)

by Aristarchus

by Juliejeremiah (Reprints: 2)

by Larlar (Reprints: 1)

by Bramish

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goliath72 on May 03 '09 at 2:08am

FA thanx for the memories!!!

krokun on May 03 '09 at 5:27am

Wink wink, nudge nudge FA. 2 weeks?

Brightwood on May 03 '09 at 2:53pm

So, what is the difference between you and Slogan Shogans? What am I missing here?

Brightwood on May 03 '09 at 2:53pm

Any love for this one out there?

World Chest Champion! Want to play?

Brightwood on May 03 '09 at 2:57pm

Yes, I edited seaweed. Did I miss something? Point it out if I like spelled it SSSeeewiidd and I can't see it.

Brightwood on May 03 '09 at 2:59pm

greenttentacle, you wrote...
"G-force on a G-string = Wedgies in Space" Huh?

Can you clarify your "huh?"

ryangoestoschool on May 03 '09 at 4:33pm

I got two new slogans, that are basically the same but I didn't know what sounded better.

Hide and seek is no fun with only one player

and

Hide and seek is no fun as a one player game

vote for one of the guys! haha

Nice.s.t.e.e. on May 03 '09 at 6:15pm

Space Contest#10

Space was better when there was no dress code.

and i'm spent...

sakepok on May 03 '09 at 6:18pm

FA, just caught sight of the mega update on page 255,
man, you're insane! Insanely cool (and frickin awesome you are!), thanks so much for the happy kudos.
That inspired me to reciprocate. Loved:
Metaphives Are Metaphors Plus One. Btilliant!
I Believe In The Religion That Has The Most Holidays.
If You've Got Nothing But Time On Your Hands, Wash Them Off. OCD always wins me over.
Masochists Like To Slip Into Something Less Comfortable. Cracked me up, surprised the score isn't higher.

You rule!

T-Lou on May 03 '09 at 6:25pm

Red sky in the morning, Martian warning.

T-Lou on May 03 '09 at 6:27pm

Earthed In. Spaced Out.

T-Lou on May 03 '09 at 6:33pm

Hey FA - checked out some or your new ones and voted - masochists :)! Still love Pinata..

jess4002 on May 03 '09 at 6:41pm

Brightwood on May 03 '09 at 2:53pm
So, what is the difference between you and Slogan Shogans? What am I missing here?

no real difference, osc has a membership card and was started wayyy back when. osc has contests that come with trophies, updates on anything and everything, heroes, etc. shoguns is also an awesome place for sloganeers to go to and it's kind of more simple than the osc. both are fantastic places for sloganeers.

HaloGirl on May 03 '09 at 6:55pm

Just posted a few new slogans on the same theme - trying to see which one comes out on top. Special thanks to PuppetMeat for giving me permission to take his Halloween idea in a new direction. Thanks also for Staffell's input.

T-Lou on May 03 '09 at 6:56pm

This is my latest fave nooby:

I got this great tan from basking in my own glory...

Also caught up with chancery and superyan. Thx for comments too.

FRICKINAWESOME on May 03 '09 at 6:57pm

kroks, I have little to no understanding what I'm supposed to be hinting at you for two weeks away, but as soon as I discover what I'm sneakily pointing out, I'll be sure to make some veen sneakier comment at you!

Also, *nods knowingly in jesse's direction*

Jess, thanks for answering that OSC/Shogun difference question for me, I didn't wanna sound biased on which one might or might not be COOLER one, eh, Rossmat? EH!?!?!?!

Oh, eh then.

Thanks so much T-Lou, appreciate the slogan lovin and I really like the last five slogans you entered on your profile. All quality word times!

Just in the nick of time, my final Space-y entries until we wave goodbye to this contest, waiting for it to appear every 87 years Hale-Bop style, yo.

Space Could Use Its Space Way More Efficiently.

Meteorites Love Listening To Rock Music.

T-Lou on May 03 '09 at 6:59pm

Hey Halogirl - checked yours out too and voted.

bygrinstow on May 03 '09 at 8:54pm

*swings by to stare at his name in the OSC Slogan Hero slot for a moment, before it evaporates on Monday*

~sniffle~

Thanks, man. Thank you all.

FlyYesLandNo on May 03 '09 at 9:15pm

DANG! Thank you FA for the crazy long post. I always feel special when I see my name in one of your responses.

I too love :I Believe In The Religion That Has The Most Holidays.

and: Zombies Are Just Nature's Way Of Recycling Humans.

It's tough to stay on top of your stuff!! But I try...

rossmat8 on May 03 '09 at 9:30pm

Here's the difference between the OSC and the Shoguns.

If you want an opinion on your slogans from the guy with the most slogan prints and some other random sloganeers and you want a badass membership card come to the OSC.

If you want an opinion on your slogans from a guy with one print and some other random sloganeers and your name on a long list come to the shoguns

If you love self promotion and everything involving slogans I'd say join both. The OSC is definitely cooler, but the shoguns aren't a bad gang to be involved with either.

FRICKINAWESOME on May 03 '09 at 9:53pm

bygrin, keep that grin grinning for yet another week because it's a bi-weekly award, duder! Keep the basking alive and we'll continue to exclaim your awesome wordy ways for seven more days! Then....it's up to you. We can't carry you on piggyback through the desert a SECOND time, yo. And i just thought up a piggyback/swine flu slogan, but i won't even bother finishing the thought or putting it up for voting because we all won't remember swine or whatever it's now called flu in a couple month's time.

FlyYesLandNo, no problem! I always love to see what slogans of mine people really enjoy, and I'm pretty sure others feel the same way! I've been trying to keep a closer eye on voting on all OSC member's and beyond people's slogans every week or so, and I'll keep on doing so until my clickey finger callouses over and my eyes glaze to the point where I can sell them as donuts.

ross, hahaha, nice sum-up man. I don't consider it a contest between our blogs (well, ANYMORE when i got the hell over myself a bunch of months ago), and even though your blog should overtake mine in comments before the end of this year, as long as both our blogs are furthering the art of the slogan, it doesn't really matter. And I'm glad you still comment here and submit stuff for the contests and etc, I would come over and comment to the Shoguns more, but it 's hard enough for me to respond to people in this blog let alone a whole other slew of awesome sloganeers.

Anywho, I'm working on the 13th contest ballots now at work which will hopefully be up for votation on tomorrow's updates, get your judements out of the cloest and shine em off!

Sparky the Wonderboy on May 03 '09 at 9:54pm

FA: That was a heck of a compliment you paid my sloganeering last page. I'm honored.

And, Ross, the Shoguns also get loaded much quicker. The lightweights.

penandthread on May 03 '09 at 10:00pm

What? What space contest?

Did I just join? I'm trying to...and I don't mind if the fairy never makes it ;)

rossmat8 on May 03 '09 at 10:01pm

Yeah I kept the shoguns going in hopes of creating another dead slogan society type blog only with a members list, then it just took off. Glad you don't hold any grudges.

bygrinstow on May 03 '09 at 11:08pm

*turns his frown upside down*

yeah, I'm getting too much cheese in my diet lately....

...would it be pandering to say thanks, again?

goliath72 on May 03 '09 at 11:55pm

The space between us is light-years away.

FRICKINAWESOME on May 04 '09 at 12:25am

Sparky, no problem man, you fully deserve that compliment and more! And yeah, I can't help the load time on this place, I've tried to speed it up as much as i can but- we've got lots more history on here from trying to chronicle as much slogan awesomeness from around Threadless as we can!

penandthread, there's a space contest until tomorrow at midnight on this blog which you can read about in the News section on the above blog, and you gotta post your membership card in this blog and you are off to the races!

ross, it was NEVER a grudge against you, you didn't do anything wrong or anything malicious in the least, I was just used to being the only Slogan blog big fish on the site. That couldn't last forever and shouldn't, people should have plenty of places to go for their slogan discussions and good slogan voting fixes. Sorry i acted like that when people started flocking to your slogan blog and mine slowed down a bit. They're both great places to check on a ton of hilarious slogans and sloganeers, and that's all that matters.

bygrin, are you thanking me for you making such high-larious slogans that you make my snort my soul through my nose when I read your slogan page so we decided to showcase said slogans? Then sure, thanks accepted.

FRICKINAWESOME on May 04 '09 at 2:14am

Holy free molies there's a hella-lot of updates tonight! I'm just glad i had time at work to do all this craziness! Updates include:

three new OSC members, one new type tee and one reprinted type tee from OSC members and co-runners, links to Jess's home-made type tee blog and Staffell's Word Cup competition slogan blog, lots of new collabs and solo subs from OSC brethren, and of course a link to the shiny new 13th OSC contest ballots!

Oh, and you can enter 14th contest "Space" entries until midnight Threadless time tonight, so get spacing!

T-Lou on May 04 '09 at 4:30am

Thanks for the props FA! You're gonna be busy me thinks :)

roobz on May 04 '09 at 8:12am

Thanks for the kudos frickinawesome, mighty appreciated! A great community you're pumping here!

Here's my bit for the space contest.
SPACE CONTEST
I BELIEVE in drunken hicks, crazies & overcombustive cows

Obviously, the first bit's in big text and the rest is li'l.
Peaceout! :D

nintechno on May 04 '09 at 11:12am

thanks ya'll. the last 6 weeks have been incredibly hectic, but I'm getting back into the swing of things.

staffell on May 04 '09 at 11:38am

hey nathan!

staffell on May 04 '09 at 11:38am

congrats

Mr. Wander on May 04 '09 at 12:28pm

I have a new slogan I like:

Follow your dreams and get back to work.

Hasn't everyone had the dream where they're at work/school/chores?

bygrinstow on May 04 '09 at 1:32pm

Is this too vague? Well, I only have until midnight, so here it is anyway:

SPACE CONTEST
I Dress This Way So the Aliens Will Pick Me Next.

jess4002 on May 04 '09 at 1:38pm

wow, what an update! once again, thanks for the shout out to my blog, evan! i hope everyone found their slogan hidden in there somewhere. ;)

tsc0809 on May 04 '09 at 1:42pm

5/4/09
SPACE CONTEST
Wonder if any of the dwarf planets ever knew Snow White?
Dwarf planets may be the brightest. Biggest, not so much.

tsc0809 on May 04 '09 at 1:45pm

SPACE CONTEST
Cow jumped over the moon and landed sunny-side up.

FRICKINAWESOME on May 04 '09 at 2:10pm

Nice people! Slogan it up for a couple more hours!

courtney pie on May 04 '09 at 2:28pm

Black Holes Are Just A Handle Away From Being Vacuums.

krokun on May 04 '09 at 3:31pm

Gots a new slogan duders!

Alliteration Ais Aeasy

rossmat8 on May 04 '09 at 3:38pm

What about: Alliteration: An amusing attempt at a academic apparatus

skagger44 on May 04 '09 at 3:39pm

Hey can i to join?

bygrinstow on May 04 '09 at 4:40pm

Man, I guess I used up all my slogan karma with Countdown.... since then, I can't catch a break! Two newbies are sinking so far today, and Bacon is marginal...

...I hope this is not foreshadowing my performance in Staffell's Word Cup.....

FRICKINAWESOME on May 04 '09 at 4:57pm

hahaha, nice alliteration slogan jesse, ross too!

skagger44, just read the first paragraph of the blog and do as it asks. And then the slogan gods shall be happy and grant you a dangling participle.

Bygrin, I'm sure you'll do just fine in the word cup, that is, until i go head to head with your witty words and i crush them like a wannabe Ivan Drako.

goliath72 on May 04 '09 at 5:26pm

Whats up congraton the prints andy and nate!!!

bygrinstow on May 04 '09 at 6:26pm

FA, I fully expect to get crush'd in the Cup. It's that 1% chance of somehow making it through to the end that I'm living for....

...well, that and the possibility of being inspired to come up with some decent subs along the way....

dbrv11 on May 04 '09 at 8:28pm

SPACE CONTEST:

To make it easier for you, FA, I am putting all ten of my entries together in this one post, starting with my newest (and final) one:

Astronomers are light years ahead of everyone else.

Rocket scientists think they’re SO smart.

Terraform Mars for the Martians with green thumbs.

Being ripped into atoms in a black hole = coolest death ever.

I can prove wormholes exist. Look at the ground after it rains.

I prefer to think of gravity as more of a rule than a law.

Supernova: hero of the universe.

When you think about it, ALL galaxies are far, far away.

The moon can run circles around the earth.

The Hubble Telescope: the Peeping Tom of the universe.

ryangoestoschool on May 04 '09 at 8:31pm

is it too late to join the cup, and is it possible to join without fully understanding the rules? haha

rossmat8 on May 04 '09 at 9:11pm

great idea dbrv I plan on doing the same thing with mine next time.

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How my boy Harpo25 drew this many versions of my ugly mug and escaped with perfect eyesight, I'll never know. They'll tell the story for ages in his family with silenced awe...

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Mucho bravos to the one and only Urbanraptor for bringing this scene from 24: Season 24 to life. It stars me and Jack Bauer, who is interrogating me because i am the only person left in the world that hasn't been interrogated yet.

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