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The voting ballots for the 9th OSC 'Transportation' Contest can be reached by traveling by way of clickey hyperlink right yonder.







INTRODUCTION TO THE CLUB. SO LIKE, HEY AND STUFF.

Yes, it is indeed FRICKINAWESOME and Nintechno AKA He Who Now Plays With Power...Slogan Power!, welcoming you to the Official Slogan Club Treehouse Headquarters, where all matters that pertain to our love affair of witty word clusters will be discussed, dissected, ranted and/or raved about! Anything goes pertaining to the art of the slogan, with anyone who has at least five slogans and offically decrees their intent to join the Slogan Club by displaying their completed membership card upon this page will find FRICKINAWESOME's favorite slogans of yours at the top o' the blog, as well as a magical fairy dispatched to your house that will perform a Slogan Club induction ceremony with you and turn brussel sprouts into cinnamon bears! *Note: there is a 1 in 1,909,448,039 chance of the fairy actually surviving the voyage to your home*

Number of Slogan Club Bretheren: 196

Average Age of Slogan Club Member: 23.23

The Official Slogan Club Membership Card created by MeLa de Gypsie:


Learn how to best display your new favorite digital possession on this page.


ALL THIS AND WEEKLY FEATURES UPDATED EVERY MONDAY TOO!?!?!

There will be a featured sloganeer of Nintechno's choosing every other week, highlighting any individuals who really step up their brain games and show outstanding advancements in the field of slogan shirt-larity!

NEW HERO!
The new "Slogan's Hero" is: Maltzmania!


Clickie here to bang zoom on over to Nintechno's blog dedicated to all current and past Slogan's Hero honoree winners!


Click here for Garnett F's blog on all winning type tees and their percentages at the time of achieving printed Threadless immortality. Well, until you wash the shirt for the 300th time.

Maltzmania has graciously donated his time and keyboard tapping ability updating and continuing the list of printed t-shirts and percentages they received before printing immortality blessed them with unlimited giggle-giving ability to passersby. Find that blog by clicking over yonder.


Leave a messege and shout-out your devotion to the Slogan Club and/or its members, won't you?




!!!!!!!!!!Click here because mom said you shouldn't!!!!!!!!!!




NEW SLOGAN EVENTS, NEWS AND GOINGS-ON



CONTEST RESULTS!
As gas prices rocket-propel skywards and anyone that travels more than two millimeters from their homes each day can tell you, we are in a bit of a transportation period changeover. Too little money and too much pollution has turned this world into a science class experiment to see who can invent a source of energy that can run on soiled diapers and landfill refrigerators the cleanest. Never one to be left out of a contest, race or stand-off of any kind, the OSC has banded together to see who can pack the most wit into a slogan as possible, thereby making billions in the gas out of laughter that ensues from it. No matter if by land, desert, sea, ocean, air, sky, or Flintstone foot-car, here are The 9th Official Slogan Club (LOVES) Threadless Contest Results!


Theme: Transportation
Number of Slogan Club Participants: 22
Number of Contest Submissions: 99
Sloganeer With the Most Entries: DrNolove (15)

NEW RESULT!

2. Trains: hours and hours and hours and hours of fun By TimScribble (55 Points)





3. If God meant for us to fly, he would have given us more legroom. By Snakeman (48 Points)
4. Walking: Helping People Get Around Since Before the Wheel By Courtney pie (47 Points)
5. All hail taxis! By 5napple(43 Points)
6. I Sometimes Have Bumper Car Flashbacks While Driving. By FRICKINAWESOME(33 Points)
7. I yield to pedestrians. Then I hit them. By jaywalkergraphics (31 Points)
8. Carpool lanes aren't for swimming. By nintechno (30 Points)
8. My Pirate Ship gets approximately 8000 nautical miles per Galleon By V1ctorya (30 Points)
10. I rode my bike here...what did I miss? By wiffler (29 Points)
11. I don't run unless I'm being chased. By MadIron (28 Points)
11. My horse gets 1/300 carpower. By MadIron (28 Points)
13. Inline skates are just regular skates with OCD. By Lhiiiz (26 Points)
14. Conserve Gas: Ride a Giant Snail To Work. By FRICKINAWESOME(24 Points)
14. My GPS makes your back seat driving obsolete By wish-ga(24 Points)


Congrats to the placers, and remember to check back every day this week to see who’s points-per-mile ratio is the least/most efficient for their color and model of slogan!







SLOGAN CLUB HOT LINKZ

Slogan Club faithful Pizazz has created a lil' blog where slogans are treated a bit like the lightning round of high-stakes game show, except with no promise of a ritzy getaway trip or a car in the pretty-crappy price range. Take a trip on over and throw your slogan topic into the digital arena, won't you?




PICS OF 2007 SLOGAN BESTEE TROPHY!



I felt this should warrant a mention on the OSC clubhouse blog. The Bestee elephant looked a bit lonely after its long, arduous journey to my doorstop strangled by bubble wrap, so I introduced him to its other shelf buddies by holding an alcohol-fueled mixer for them all. This was the picture i took after everyone in the photos was involved in several keg stands and games of vodka pong.

I also made a general blog for some Bestee wrap-by-unwrap analysis for the one and a half of you at all interested.




THREADLESS WINNER ON WOOT!
The minds of bsweber and snakeman melded together in the middle of the hottest night on recent record and through a burst of neuron fusion concocted the number one placing slogan for the recent Shirt.Woot! slogan derby contest and had their slogan placed atop a shirt and printed therein!

WINNER!
Snakeweber:

Irony: The Opposite of Wrinkly


Lunchboxbrain and Frickinawesome also had a high but not high-enough placing slogan for the contest:


That Reminds Me of a Boring Story I Take Forever To Tell.

"That Reminds Me..." mentioned as a favorite in the woot blog BestLosers.com!

...and might get a chance for a Do-Over Derby according to Woot who's probably just messing with our brain muscles.





Super slogan suckah 5napple (that's almost four words that start with "s" in a row) made good on his quest for a free tee from Threadless for doing quite possibly the silliest rain dance for peanut butter jelly sandwiches to rain down on the world's hungry and heartiest masses. Check it out on this youtube clip and post this in the most embarrassing places you can find on the interweb! Also, don't you just want a5napple to sit in the corner of your room and do this dance for at least five hours a day?





The second coming of the Kissmeimshitfaced's awfully good/bad/might be good again/so bad they will induce instant vomiting and comas pouring out of your eyeballs/awesome-timey slogan contest!



Slogan club roustabout Maltzmania has decided to start his own off-shoot of the now-defunct Threadless kissing cousin slogan shirt website, OMG Clothing, with a new label striving to find the silliest, most illiterate and downright slogan shameful, where you can post your own to the unfortunately ever-growing list. That's right, please visit the "WTF Clothing" blog, home to a veritable crapacopia of horrid slogan verbage that should have never been drooled onto a keyboard.



Attention all slogan writers with a delusional sense of grandeur about their words!!! Maltzmania has wiped the crust off of its malnourished mouth and revived "The Sam's" blog, where designers and sloganeers can link up, realize they are not too different from one another, and hunker down in an "idea/sexy time" room in the back of the blog to create a beautiful submission for the main Threadless competition together! Awww, look- it's got my eyes! Click here to enter the Collab Collective blog, not to be confused with the Salon Selectives shampoo blog that Maltz has also started up.



Even though it is now closed, go on over to kissmeimshitfaced's (AKA the delicate flower of the blogs) crap slogan sensation blog for a belly laugh or two. The object of this contest is to make a slogan so hideous to a person's eyeballs, the retinas try to claw and permanently blind the person viewing them, while the spinal cord tries to enable a death grip on the brain stem in order to stop the visions and thoughts from entering the voter's mind. I guess the winner of this contest blows the most people's heads off?




Official Slogan Club heroine KaylaFOZB hit the streets, pooled together the necessary investors while filling out paperwork in triplicate, and has finally struck out on her own with a fun club that pays ode to those siamese twins of the grammar world, palindromes! Click here to become a member of The Threadless Palindrome Club to live in a world where back is forwards is back is etc.




Sometimes, supergroups aren't such a good idea to place your faith in. Audioslave's music always left you remembering how much better both groups were before being forced to come together out of necessity. Velvet Revolver has a much cooler name than their songs will ever achieve, and that VH1 supergroup with Ted Nugent and Slash, well...me not actually ever knowing the name of their "band" built specifically to make some more "$" 's for all involved speaks volumes about their aural impact. But alas, here comes a supergroup so spellbinding in their solidarity to bring you the best in ironic word placement, you probably won't even mind that they don't even produce one note of music between them. Including members Nintechno, PacificLight, new member Maltzmania and FRICKINAWESOME, please vote on their grammatical experiments to craft a collective slogan so witty, so funny, so powerful a message that you will turn to instant liquid hilarity as soon as your eyes have invested in each slogan. You can find AwesomeLightTechnoMania's slogans here.



Founding co-founder of the Slogan Club foundry Nintechno found a new blog where he's trying to find out what your favorite unprinted slogan might be in order to find some extra support and build up the foundation for getting those slogans printed so they don't wind up in the witty word lost and found? And look, I found a link to the "Favorite Unprinted Slogans" blog!




IT'S TIME FOR THE KOLLAB KORNER KIDDIES!

Also, any Slogan Club member that has a collab or solo submission in the main competition, please feel free to notify the blog and we will post it up here to give it extra special Slogan Club treatment!

SIGNFREAK:

Poetry is ... - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Glorifiedg:

Witch Hunt - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Lunchboxbrain and Frickinawesome:

Can't You See I'm Busy? - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Thrashing Through The Tulips - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Olie! and Frickinawesome:

Ear Drums - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Wanderingbert and Frickinawesome:

A Trontastic Day at the Beach - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

AgainstBound:

Schrödiger's Fish - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Optimist - Pessimist  Discussion - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever





NUMERALS AND NUMBERS SECTION

Number of current Club members who have had their slogans magically turn into shirt form on Threadless: 11!

I'm Not Afraid Of The Dark - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Maltzmania (2nd Type Tee)

I Listen To Bands... Print - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By FRICKINAWESOME

I High Five Strangers - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Maltzmania

The Internet Was Closed... - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By FRICKINAWESOME (2nd Type Tee)

Movies: Ruining The Book Since 1920 - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By ZombietoArt (Reprints: 1)

Video Games Ruined My Life - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
by Larlar (2nd Type Tee, Reprints: 1)

I Listen To Bands... - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
by FRICKINAWESOME (Bestee Winner, Reprints: 2)

This Shirt Hides My Cold Robot Interior - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
by Evade

I'm A Noun! - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
by Sharlajay

Being Vague is Almost as... - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
by Torakamikaze (Reprints: 1)

Haikus are easy but... - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
by Martiandrivein (Reprints: 4)

Canada: Living the American dream... - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
by Aristarchus

A city built on rock n' roll would be... - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
by Juliejeremiah (Reprints: 1)

Stop destroying our planet. It's where I keep... - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
by Larlar

Fractions Speak Louder than Nerds - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
by Bramish

Number of weeks without a Threadless type tee making the cut: Dos.



OLD STUFF THAT WE CAN'T SEEM TO PART WITH

Please click here to go the "Past Slogan Club Contest Winners" blog. Slogan glory days straight ahead...




MASCOTS FOR ALL SLOGAN CLUB MEMBERS TO WORSHIP HOURLY

If sports teams and Chuckie Cheeze can have smelly, infuriatingly annoying mascots, so can this Club! Our Official Slogan Club Mascot Patrol members are here in full force and growing- or is that just the disgusting mold on the insides of their unwashed uniforms? Enjoy their crazy antics and hardcore spectator groping:


by Torakamikaze



OH YEAH...THE MEMBERS!!!!! PLEASE VOTE ON AS MANY AS YOU CAN.

"Don't look at me, I'm just the narrator" - Swintproof (AKA OG Slo Ho).

"Noses: Ripe for the Picking" - stevethegrrrrrrrreat!

"I have every medical disorder...except hypochondria." - lincolnish.

"Some people are wise, some people are otherwise." - kaylaFOZB Bear. (wakka wakka!)

"Poetic drummers are into cymbalism."- BaconJesus.

"will chase ice cream trucks"- chelly.

"A life sentence is alot of writing"
and
"I believe in death after life"- The_Calamity_of_Humanity.

"being vague is almost as fun as doing this other thing"
and
"You can't hear me right now, i'm doing a soliloquy"- Torakamikaze.

"Hello. [return greeting to initiate conversation]"- Drpangloss03.

"Napkins: Where Annoying Poetry Lives."
and
"Babies are suspiciously adorable."
and
"Lying Is One of the Eight Deadly Sins."- snacktivity.

"non•sense [non-sens] –noun: 1. Trv qoxla jijy progsfd."
and
"Dead musicians decompose."- Mr. Wander.

"I used to skinny dip. Now I chunky dunk."- kinky juice.

"Vegan: Indian word for a lousy hunter."- YtFeLMi.

"Track: when it's perfectly normal to run around in circles"- dragana44.

"I have dreams where I'm being pinched"
and

"Window shoppers are buy-curious"- chemi hydro.

"Oh, you mean THAT elephant. Yeah, I mostly ignore him."- Polyester Jones.

"i'm not jealous. i'm just pissed that you have what I want."- negala.

"There's nothing in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you."- Tongue.

"Movies - Ruining the book since 1920"
and
"Math jokes are equal to or greater than regular jokes"- ZombieToArt.

" Pain has a very distinct taste. To learn more, eat a bee."
and
"995 words short of a picture."
and...
"It was a dark and stormy night. The author got scared and left."- LarLar.

"Remember when stuff was interesting?"- lemonalle.

"question marks: killing your sentences with uncertainty"
and
"barcodes: zebras in corporate disguise"- backtozero.

"Money does not grow on trees, it's just made out of it." StopPickingOnMe.

"Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them more."
and
"Atheism, a non-prophet organization"- thebabe 2.

"Reach for the stars. Find a better cliche while you're up there."- alacyt.

"A surrealist yells "Theater!" at a crowded fire"
and
"If you play with yourself, how do you know when you've won?"- skafiend007.

"Nouns Do Verbs"- sectionbb.

"I use big words in substitution for semantically equivalent words"
and
"1. Find genie lamp 2. Wish for more genie lamps 3. Profit"- MadIron.

"Wood Chuck VS Fuzzy Wuzzy...Which Rhyme Will Annoy Us More?" -TheDaneTrain.

"Jumping off a cliff is only a bad idea if you want to live."
and (besides the "Haiku" slogan which has already won)
"Shadow puppets are not gang signs"- martiandrivein.

"Don't try this on TV."- Uneyed.

"This shirt hides my cold, robot interior."- evade.

"Spanish: It's like they have a different word for everything."- EZ SKANKIN.

"I would say Bless You when you sneeze but i am an Atheist. Jerk."- bidtoyougoodnite.

"I heart attacks"
and
"Death, it's what ends life."- The Sam, a siamese twin conjoined with his brother The I Am.

"FREE TIBET!* *When you purchase Mongolia at the regular price."
and
"If you can read this, I lost my tie. (written vertically)"- Aristarchus.

"Sarcasm - When Complaining Just Isn't Enough"- kidaro.

"Isn't catching tigers by the toe kind of dangerous for kids?"- The Crackers.

"A warning to mathematicians: don't drink and derive"
and
"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals; I just hate plants"- ButtercupPez.

"Vietnamese 101: Phuc Dat"- MeLa_de_Gypsie.

"Does the sun get cold at night?"- badger0191.

"Time Traveling Since 2029"- d3monicferret.

"Tarzan was a swinger."- canadianbeaver.

"I'll just sit here quietly until my t-shirt slogan breaks the ice"
and
"You say tomato, I say Lycopersicon esculentum."- juliejeremiah.

"Danger is my maiden name."- schleb.

"Ask me about my fear of questions"- Fermata, whose name ryhmes with Rigotta, Ramada and Akira Kurosawa.

"Inertia Makes My Head Spin"- rt3.

"100% of people polled said they would take a poll"- little g.

"Beethoven was a bad listener."- El_Dictador_Cubano.

"If you want to date me, the odds are good but the goods are odd."
and
"S.A.D - Dyslexics against smoking"- TimScribble.

"I think circles are pointless."
and
"Never play a game of leapfrog with a unicorn."- AWorldApart.

"If I told you I liked your wallet would you give it to me?"- stillme

"Clowns Are Colorful Because They're Poisonous."- J_Ray

"I'm a noun!"- sharlajay

"kill me slowly by rejecting all my ideas"
and
"i have nothing insulting to say about your mother"- edpricetx.

"Too much pi leads to a large circumference"
and
"Prison walls aren't built to scale"- jl_london.

"Honk if you love geeses"- maloo.

"In a perfect world, we would all have ray guns."- Meat_Helmut.

"Never trust anyone whose socks match."- SemantiTheft.

"The man standing next to you is gay"- fire_boy.

"No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway."- PoPoJiJo.

"I fight alcohol with depression"- Jewstice.

"Pirates - in it for the booty"- NGee.

"I'm sure everyone thinks I'm paranoid"- Bramish.

"Paris Hilton is a Motel."- m.lapini@proximityitalia.com,.

"Disney Gave Me Unrealistic Expectations About Love"- victimofopportunity.

"as the son of a clown, you have big shoes to fill."- hxcassandra.

"Homeschooled prom crasher"- koolest_chicken_91.

"I feel all warm & fuzzy inside. Like I swallowed a kitten."- ladykat.

"The Letter Y: Vowel Trapped in a Consenants Body?"- iPear.

"Constructive Criticism Breaks Me Down"- goldensara.

"Teach a man to fish and he will put you out of business in a year"- MooseDinner.

"I'm Big In Azeroth"- checkel.

"Jesus dies in the bible? OMG SPOILERS!"- didyouevergetafeelingofdread,.

"Math problems are like riddles that aren't funny."
and
"Today's Word: IT'S ON THE BACK and AWESOME! (on back) anticlimatic"
and
"Periods always get the last word."- Rekabat.

"Winner by Default!"- Heavenly_Devil.

"Fight fire with WATER, not fire!"- Wharbone.

"Why doesn't the ozone layer fight back?"- some_username.

"To clarify: we are not on a date right now."- jenraskopf.

"And then everyone just started kicking me."- Seastarr.

"I dislocated my shoulder trying to reach for the stars."- claude_mercure.

"If these walls could talk... I'd have 4 friends"
and
"Dead people: Tomorrow's petroleum"- croox.

"Let's make eye contact."- IronTomato.

"I play ALL the instruments in my air band."- MichaelAVK.

"Once upon a time, I wrote short stories. The end."- icebar.

"LOL is the best medicine."- Daniel_San.

"Whatever happened in Vegas, everyone is tired of hearing about it"
and
"Epilepsy: Shaken, not stirred"- mistermagoodo.

"No useful idea or concept can be explained in a sentence."- Lobster5.

"I think my cat is just using me."- DrVSP.

"anything you say can be used against you in my memoirs"- roundredhead.

"G movies are underrated"- ISABOA.

"make like magellan and circumnavigate my globes"- blasthemusic.

"I'll stop procrastinating ... tomorrow !"- bhoomika.

"9/10 Music Fans Agree: Bad Music Is Good."- jimography.

"Never judge a book by its cover. The spine is more efficient."- Glorifiedg."

"Help! I've been taken out of context."- joolya.

"carpe cliche"- pushthebuttonmax.

"Time Heals All Wounds... Well Not the Fatal Ones."- TheDesertLlama.

"Crazy like a fox. A crazy fox."- karm.

"Formerly Naked."- derrrek.

"I don't know how to be clever without being crude"- The_Ending.

"Rome wasn't built in a day, it just looks like it was."- PacificLight.

"veni, vidi, vader - I came, I saw, I am your father"- bigcog.

"Pronoun: A noun that has lost its amatuer status."- ninja_bassist.

"What's worse, ignorance or apathy? Who knows, who cares."- Lhiiiz.

"I believe in science!"- reccaphoenix.

"Incoherency is just nvmckajd."- onefourthdumb.

"Could you repeat that in Braille?"- ValerieChapstick.

"Trees are just roots that were given the wrong directions"- future_pepsi_star.

"My sixth sense is humor."- crazysteven.

"I am a ventriloquist. My shirt is not actually saying this."- Simpletinrobot.

"Sorry, what was the part after "Listen very carefully"? "- randommarble.

"I intend to live forever - so far, so good."- tabithakristen.

"Violence is like cheap anger management"- blossompossum.

"Kiss me, I'm a cliche"- iDanSimpson.

"I'm too introverted to wear shirts with slogans"- Randychico.

"Gone Chopin. Be Bach in a Minuet."- awshucks.

"Organisms: a word often mispronounced by third graders"- miss_scarlet.

"Music is life accordion to us"- myy_stars_shine.

"This tee is a passive membrane."- Anaxtasian.

"Whats (internet sign for love), but a secondhand emoticon?brownstar.

"DON'T LOOK! is never an effective sign."- andrea_janine.

"My other shirt is a straitjacket."- hanzabean.

"My alphabet soup has poor syntax"- Maltzmania.

"Immortality has significantly increased my lifespan"- Button_Masher.

"(printed upside down) If you can read this, cut me down."- romaman1.

"Somewhere between waking and sleeping."- KickO.

"Rock is dead and paper killed it."- SnakeMan.

"Every day I don't get eaten by a shark is a good day."- kellmucious.

"You are one step closer to being hypnotized"- unknownuser.

"Plastic Makes Perfect"- Starfish_Reverie.

"Excuse Me, But Does This Shirt Smell Like Chloroform?"- mfgeorge.

“Some people say nothing rhymes with orange. It doesn’t.”- Jack31081.

“So many recipes, so few cats.” kisskisskill.

“The American Work Ethic... Devouring souls 1 person at a time.”- pyr4lis.

"Cleverness is next to Godliness"- TheTick.

"I spend excessive ammounts of energy only to seem normal."- gabiii.

"People and bananas,when one gets old you can make delicious bread"- Rambunkcious.

"Always be the bigger man. You’ll win more fist fights that way."- jesse.d.

"I'll be honest, I'm not much of a lover OR a fighter"- 88Ivories.

"That would have to be a pretty big Yellow Submarine."- TheRogueCrustacean.

"Q: How do you confuse an idiot? A: Purple."- TomAnthony.

"Will somebody please tag me, I'M FROZEN!"- vinnylo.

"I'll show you idle threats in a minute."- jkata332.

"In heaven all the interesting people are missing."- Nova_Zero.

"Read Between the Sleeves."- restlessthoughts.

"Poe's poetry wasn't poepular in his time."- Pizazz.

"The early worm deserves the bird."- Midnight.

"IN CASE OF EMERGENCY: please save me."- JamieMelani.

"Shadows: nature's way of saying "we're watching you"."- JackMartin.

"World tourettes champion, nineteen eighty-vagina"- Jonasan.

"If i were more clever, you'd be laughing right now."- pman555.

"Optimists and Pessimists Agree: We Need a Refill"- Bio_bot_9000.

'Ceci n’est pas une Halfpipe"- Gerbens.

"Trees: The real cause of forest fires."- Geoff.

"Actually, this town has ample space for both of us."- 5napple.

"Winter: the nudist's worst nightmare"- FlyingPasta.

"These rice cakes could be stale.... or asbestos."- wish_ga.

"Don't let the unicorns steal my kidneys"- boysbeambitious.

"The Future. Now with more Bleak."- Gnome_Garten.

"(back) Look Here (front) Kindly punch that person following me"- heerthefood.

"TV doesn't judge me. It just places me into a demographic."- Papaprime.

"I'm uncomfortable with bananas having to strip for me."- spinnerMC.

"What comes after postmodern?"- polynothing.

"It came to me in a dream, and was taken from me in another dream"- againstbound.

"It's really not that fun to stay at the YMCA anymore"- sometimessane.

"If laughter is contagious, let's start an epidemic"- geekgirl06.

"Inequalities are a good way to express yourself."- alexjewell.

"your mind can achieve a lot when it's left unsupervised."- SWAGSTER.

"I'd offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals."- 4evrblowinBUBBLES.

"Owls ask too many questions."- vixyish.

"Great minds think alone."- ianrose.

"If Guns kill people, do Pens mispell words?"- Lishy_McLishums.

"You're just jealous of my 80's childhood."- DaniellesGarden.

"When life gives you lemons, squeeze them into the eyes of enemies."- Puma7.

"Mathematicians get sum!"- Wiffler.

"I'm Not Cliched, I'm Ironic"- V1ctorya.

"Art is for people who hate math."- Scootman.

"71% of my conversations with strangers start about clothing"- madruga.

"Nothing new under the Sun? Try the Moon."- Squirrel_Boy.

"My other shirt is a porshe"- LacyT-Shirt.

"My favorite animal is steak"- airatic.

"Cloning: Solution to being Identically Challenged"- tsc0809.

"Profanity, the linguistic crutch of the inarticulate motherfuckah"- Eugene42.

"Wizards are geeks with magic."- DrNolove.

"If a cow laughed, would milk come out it's nose?"- courtney_pie.

"DEMOCRACY: Getting by just fine without you since 1776"- DragonStar.

"Dinosaur in training."- zarafa.

"The road less traveled by is littered with lost poets."- jaywalkergraphics.

"pandas and zebras always dream in color."- rondar.

"I only download because I love being a Pirate"- eyerz.

"Poetry is for people who can't draw"- SIGNFREAK.

"why only kiss the irish?"- Er_iii_KAZAM.

"I'm not on a pedestal, just a mountain of people I'm better than."- lefthandpunk.

"If anyone's thirsty I'm like 70% Water."- OwlAtHome.

NEW MEMBER!
"(Front) See ya on the flipside! (Back) Hey what's up?"- ClapYourHandsSayYeah.




The voting ballots for the 9th OSC 'Transportation' Contest can be reached by traveling by way of clickey hyperlink right yonder.







And the slogan train keeps on a'rollin....

againstbound
againstbound on May 14 '08 at 10:52am
I have nothing meaningful to say, i just wanted to post in this blog

V1ctorya
V1ctorya on May 14 '08 at 11:00am
Don't mind me, I'm just stalking AB :)
FRICKINAWESOME
FRICKINAWESOME on May 14 '08 at 11:01am
V1c, forgive me, apparently I've lost my humor today, I only have a sense of it now!

AB: You are not forgiven!

Also, new collab with lunchboxbrain:

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FRICKINAWESOME
FRICKINAWESOME on May 14 '08 at 11:02am
Oh man Mr. Bungle!
againstbound
againstbound on May 14 '08 at 11:32am
Being stalked it's so much fun, well until the stalker turns psycho, but still! =D
courtney pie
courtney pie on May 14 '08 at 11:38am
that is a fantastic pending FA!

i'll be $5ing that bad boy or girl i'm not sure which
V1ctorya
V1ctorya on May 14 '08 at 12:18pm
I'm clinically sane AB! No worries!
MadIron
MadIron on May 14 '08 at 1:16pm
That's what all the crazies say.

Run AB, RUN!!
DragonStar
DragonStar on May 14 '08 at 1:25pm
FA, thanks for the props on my "Democracy" slogan.

If any club members have a sec I'd appreciate your comments on:

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DrNolove
DrNolove on May 14 '08 at 2:49pm
I see I am a new member! thats tight....do I get my membership card now?!?
courtney pie
courtney pie on May 14 '08 at 2:57pm
what fun would it be to have a sane stalker?
DragonStar
DragonStar on May 14 '08 at 2:58pm
If FA doesn't have time to make you one I'd be happy to. check my profile, follow the link to DVD Verdict and there is a contact form for me there.
DragonStar
DragonStar on May 14 '08 at 2:59pm
Duh... I can post a link here:

contact form
againstbound
againstbound on May 14 '08 at 4:32pm
what fun would it be to have a sane stalker?

Very true, so no worries Vic, you can show a little of your craziness ;D

Also, I got some whoring to do, my possibly-first-to-get-dropped design

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DrNolove
DrNolove on May 14 '08 at 4:40pm
Thanks DrangonStar, If FA has not done that yet I would be more then happy to send my info to you...I want to hear from him first though, It'd be a shame if he already finished it
DragonStar
DragonStar on May 14 '08 at 5:35pm
cool, dude. FA is the man fo sho, but if he wants an assist I'm game.
DrNolove
DrNolove on May 14 '08 at 6:43pm
Hey everyone I have some new slogans! Go vote on them!

Here is a sample:

"Surgeons agree, beauty is not on the inside."
V1ctorya
V1ctorya on May 14 '08 at 6:48pm
sane stalkers are fun because the REST of the world is insane, making the sane insane by default of the perceptions of reality and all that.

FRICKINAWESOME
FRICKINAWESOME on May 15 '08 at 12:55am
Man, all this talk of stalkers and I forgot my local round of stalking activities for the day! I first have to hop the train to peek in on the girl I had a crush on in first grade and used to stare at the back of her head until it lamost caught on fire in classes (she lives like two hours away and is scared at the mere thought of even seeing my shadows at this point, so it's all about getting there early and picking your moment) before rushing back to my daily regimen of heavy breathing into the phone based on randomly ransacking the phone book for the sexiest names to ring up. Hmm, let's see here.....Chesty Teabags. I'm game for that one...

Also, DrNolove I can do your card by tomorrow night, but if Dragonstar can do it beforehand, thats fine too. I'l just check this blog to see if it has been done before i go about constructing one for ya. Thanks DS for the assist, you'll win OSC MVP this year if you keep it all up!

Thanks for the comments about Croc N' Roll and the new pending with lunchbox everyone. I gotta think of some new slogans, i've been busy with life and concepts for too too long!
DragonStar
DragonStar on May 15 '08 at 6:49am
DrNoLove, you know the link. You know the number.
DragonStar
DragonStar on May 15 '08 at 6:53am
Also, FA, thanks for the vote on
Bubblegum Dream Factory - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
FRICKINAWESOME
FRICKINAWESOME on May 15 '08 at 9:28am
No probs mang. Last day to voteon Runway Models if anyone and everyone would be so kind!
snaggle tooth
snaggle tooth on May 15 '08 at 9:45am
vote on my slogans too
againstbound
againstbound on May 15 '08 at 10:31am
-Did you hear?
-No, what?
-Againstbound's got a new slogan.
-No way! He doesn't submit slogans anymore.
-No, really, check out his profile.
-Oh, it's true, it will most likely bomb anyway.
-Yeah.
courtney pie
courtney pie on May 15 '08 at 12:23pm
Every letter of the alphabet is in this sentence (dgjkmquwxz).


high five!
courtney pie
courtney pie on May 15 '08 at 12:24pm
evan your newest slogans maked me lol
againstbound
againstbound on May 15 '08 at 12:38pm
Bombed indeed!

And snaggle, i love that alphabet related slogan too!
againstbound
againstbound on May 15 '08 at 12:39pm
Wait, are you even a member? I take my vote back you sneaky outsider!
MadIron
MadIron on May 15 '08 at 12:49pm
That is a GREAT slogan snaggle tooth!

Even if you ARE a dirty outsider.

join us...
courtney pie
courtney pie on May 15 '08 at 12:51pm
yes... join us... it's for the greater good
courtney pie
courtney pie on May 15 '08 at 12:51pm
lol @ your new slogan Mad
MadIron
MadIron on May 15 '08 at 12:55pm
FOR THE GREATER GOOD

why thank you miss pie
courtney pie
courtney pie on May 15 '08 at 1:21pm
i'm trying to work out 2 new ones... but i'm only getting half the thought out...

i need inspiration! inspire me!
FRICKINAWESOME
FRICKINAWESOME on May 15 '08 at 1:54pm
Snagz, some amazing stuff here duder! As the slogan club brethren have completely creepily insinuated here, you should join this happy nesting ground for budding grammatical funny-whats-its. Loving these on your slew of slogan slayers:

I Speak For The Human Wearing Me.
Every letter of the alphabet is in this sentence (dgjkmquwxz).
I read books, blogs and tshirts.
26% of the world's adult population can't read my tshirt.
Insert knife on other side.
(that would be even more killer with either a dotted circle on the other side of the shirt or a dotted dagger!

AB, I didn't even KNOW "zodiacal" was a real word until that slogan. Wait, IS IT a real word or are you just trying to trick us into a combo of letters that looks like it makes sense at first second and infinite glances? Curse you for playing with my head noggin! Also, funny slogan there! It's very, um, ramofical.

Courtz, I'm glad my latest slogans did that for ya! I'm gonna put a few more up in a minute or so, I suggest you do the same! Well, not the exact same ones cause then that would cause quite the slogan traffic jam.

What's this, MadIron produces yet ANOTHER slogan winner? It's like 15 in a row for ya, keep going about ten or so more and you'll have the OSC blog record for Most Consecutive Awesome Slogans.

Oh, and if you folks haven't noticed already, NINTECHNO AND I CONSULTED AND HE PICKED OUT A NEW SLOGAN'S HERO AND WE FINALIZED A NEW CONTEST TOPIC FOR MONDAY! Yeehaw, it's grammar rodeo time!
Lhiiiz
Lhiiiz on May 15 '08 at 2:00pm
YAY for new contests!!!! That means I'll have a crutch to limp out a few slogans to! lol!

Here's this ridiculousness too...

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Title:
"Ghost, well, they’re not so much actual representations of the dead as they are visions induced by lack of sleep and heavy caffeine usage. So really, “ghosts” would be a completely inaccurate title as they are really more like figments, which is why they’re saying “Don’t mind us we’re only figments. We are not real. We’re just a side effect… of all that caffeine and lack of sleep” It’s either that or straight up insanity which explains why that last ghost is saying “but, you know you’re probably insane.” On black, on Tora. "
FRICKINAWESOME
FRICKINAWESOME on May 15 '08 at 2:12pm
I like titles that are actually paragraph long discussion of the sub in question.

also Lhiiiz, get ready for Monday! Here's something to keep you pitched up in the slogan world until then:

Lhiiiz
Lhiiiz on May 15 '08 at 2:14pm
woot woot! Rarin' to go!
Lhiiiz
Lhiiiz on May 15 '08 at 3:12pm
Anyone ever find out what love's got to do, got to do with it?

yeah, I know, but it's the first one I've subbed in forever!
courtney pie
courtney pie on May 15 '08 at 3:51pm
^5 lhiiiz!
courtney pie
courtney pie on May 15 '08 at 3:55pm
lol @

LSD: Yes, Those Giant Fire-Breathing Cats Are Eating Your House

Maybe the dinosaurs died of boredom.

If pillaging is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
Cartoons: Defying the Law of Physics Since 1908.
courtney pie
courtney pie on May 15 '08 at 3:55pm
oops. there should be a space between the pillaging and cartoons ones
FRICKINAWESOME
FRICKINAWESOME on May 15 '08 at 6:16pm
Lhiiiz: nice new slogan! Man, you're both an awesome artist and a witty wordsmith, way to Turner on a dime between the two! HA, as in Tina. As in your slogan. As in im destroying any funniness of the joke.

Courtz: Sub! Slogans! NOOOOOOOOOOW! lol. also, my slogan is too long for Threadless which should read, "In Case of Fire: Stop Drop and Roll on the Floor Laughing." It might not even be any good, but I'd like to SEE dammit.
courtney pie
courtney pie on May 15 '08 at 6:22pm
i know! i'm just not very clever at the mo! *hangs head in shame*

and that is rad FA, you should try to rework it to fit tless standards
courtney pie
courtney pie on May 15 '08 at 6:28pm
there. i subbed one. lol

now... for another... *puts on thinking cap*
V1ctorya
V1ctorya on May 15 '08 at 6:31pm
AB, if they ever do print new slogans, and one of yours isn't printed, I'll be so amazed.

FA - I so need amnesia! These black holes in my memory aren't enough, I either want it all wiped or all of them!

And on a completely unrelated note and something that never needs to be mentioned anyway, my best friend of ten years, her mother FINALLY approved of me (till now I've just been the friend not from their country) because I can use chopsticks as well as her, of all things.
courtney pie
courtney pie on May 15 '08 at 6:51pm
what a weird mom. you can be my foreign interweb friend? lol
V1ctorya
V1ctorya on May 15 '08 at 7:15pm
Thanks! I like foreign internet friends!

Nah, She's just old world and protective of her child getting corrupted by the American ways, and my background is SO different than theirs. Plus, she doesn't speak English and I don't speak Cantonese, so it's not like we can talk and she can realize how darn cool I am with a strong sense of moral values. It was kind of nice to get a compliment from her. Finally.
againstbound
againstbound on May 15 '08 at 7:57pm
FA-I didn't think that one would do very well, but I hadn't subbed any slogans in a long time, hope that one starts a new slogansubbing era for me, and also:

zodiacal

adjective
relating to or included in the zodiac; "zodiacal constellations"


Zodiacal

Zo*di"a*cal\, a. [Cf. F. zodiacal.] (Astron.) Of or pertaining to the zodiac; situated within the zodiac; as, the zodiacal planets.


Vic-Thanks a lot, but I know you're not staring at my slogans anyway ;D
FRICKINAWESOME
FRICKINAWESOME on May 16 '08 at 12:19am
Courtney, I have CDO. It's like OCD, but in proper alphabetical order.

FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! So good sweetz...it's that new slogan card smell i bet! nice work there, and keep the thinking cap on and continually huffing your new card goodness.

V1c- I know what you mean regarding full-on amnesia. Maybe you already got amnesia and you just don't remember, eh? But probably not. That's pretty hilarious about your Cantonese friend's mother. You should bring up the latest plights in the Asian soap operas i ALWAYS see the older members of Asian families endlessly watching, that'll get her to come around to your foreign funny ways.

AB- Don't just throw up some fake definition on this blog and expect it to swallow it wholesale, you got to cut it up in little bite-sized pieces. There, that was better.

Also, IS ANYONE AS EXCITED AS ME THAT THERE'S A BRAND SPANKIN FUNKY MONKEY FUNTIME SUMMERTIME 9TH SLOGAN CONTEST A-STARTIN THIS MONDAY?!?!?! I'll take your non-instant blogging about this as a sign you are too happy to type words onto the scree nright now for a big fat YES!
againstbound
againstbound on May 16 '08 at 12:47am
So you're calling my definition fake just because I made it up?

How dare you?!

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