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INTRODUCTION TO THE CLUB. SO LIKE, HEY AND STUFF.

Yes, it is indeed FRICKINAWESOME and Nintechno AKA He Who Now Plays With Power...Slogan Power!, welcoming you to the Official Slogan Club Treehouse Headquarters, where all matters that pertain to our love affair of witty word clusters will be discussed, dissected, ranted and/or raved about! Anything goes pertaining to the art of the slogan, with anyone who has at least five slogans and offically decrees their intent to join the Slogan Club by displaying their completed membership card upon this page will find FRICKINAWESOME's favorite slogans of yours at the top o' the blog, as well as a magical fairy dispatched to your house that will perform a Slogan Club induction ceremony with you and turn brussel sprouts into cinnamon bears! *Note: there is a 1 in 1,909,448,039 chance of the fairy actually surviving the voyage to your home*

Number of Slogan Club Bretheren: 200!

Average Age of Slogan Club Member: 23.23

The Official Slogan Club Membership Card created by MeLa de Gypsie:


Learn how to best display your new favorite digital possession on this page.


ALL THIS AND WEEKLY FEATURES UPDATED EVERY MONDAY TOO!?!?!

There will be a featured sloganeer of Nintechno's choosing every other week, highlighting any individuals who really step up their brain games and show outstanding advancements in the field of slogan shirt-larity!

NEW HERO!
The new "Slogan's Hero" is: heerthefood!


Clickie here to bang zoom on over to Nintechno's blog dedicated to all current and past Slogan's Hero honoree winners!


Click here for Garnett F's blog on all winning type tees and their percentages at the time of achieving printed Threadless immortality. Well, until you wash the shirt for the 300th time.

Maltzmania has graciously donated his time and keyboard tapping ability updating and continuing the list of printed t-shirts and percentages they received before printing immortality blessed them with unlimited giggle-giving ability to passersby. Find that blog by clicking over yonder.


OLD STUFF THAT WE CAN'T SEEM TO PART WITH

Please click here to go the "Past Slogan Club Contest Winners" blog. Slogan glory days straight ahead...


Leave a messege and shout-out your devotion to the Slogan Club and/or its members, won't you?




!!!!!!!!!!Click here because mom said you shouldn't!!!!!!!!!!




NEW SLOGAN EVENTS, NEWS AND GOINGS-ON




TYPE TEE REPRINT!
Well he ain't a slogan club member, but a big impersonation of the number five that is up high in the sky to Ryan Mah for the second reprinting of the slogan shirt that turns everyone who wears it into a flailing-armed theater arts freshman:


By Darkie





LAST WEEK OF SLOGAN CONTEST!
Ten is an important number. It’s the mighty “X” in the Roman numerical language world and various movies of ill repute, and pretty much everyone knows how to count up to it in the Spanish system of measurement. For the tenth contest of the OSC, Nintechno and I wanted to come up with a topic that would be good enough for our impressive array of slogan thinker-uppers to eat, and I think we found that for the landmark 10th Official Slogan Club (HEARTS) Threadless Slogan Contest! WHOOOO!

The theme for this contest will accept any and every slogan having to do with the theme of ”food.” So slogans about food itself, things you use to eat it with, anything you think could be edible if you can crammed it in your mouth or the culture around any culinary delight is fair game. As most of you slogan old-schoolers know, all entries must adhere to or be reasonably close to the 65 character rule of Threadless type tees and be submitted on this blog in bold to count for the contest.The Slogan Club will be accepting these tasty entries up to the stroke of midnight on September 1st, 2008. And maybe even a few minutes after if we are getting a midnight snack at the time. Best of luck on these pastries for the brain taste buds!





TROPHIES FOR CONTEST WINNERS!
That's right, relive your days of getting a cheaply constructed silver or gold-painted new trophy for coming in second-to-last place in the junior baseball league or selling the most pencil erasers in your scout platoon with your very own Official Slogan Club Contest trophy!

How do you get one besides bribing everyone in the club to vote for your slogan as the best next time around? Well, all past and future contest winners will be receiving one to hoist atop your Threadless profile mantle for future generations of clubhouse sloganeers to ogle and get their grubby fingerprints all over the computer screen trying to covet it for their own, all produced from the finest brain cells and pencil entrails of criminally underprinted Threadhead Harpo25.

NEW TROPHIES!

The third slogan contest was smoked by onefourthdumb and his furry friend of a fantastic slogan:



Two-time slogan club winner Mr. Wander comes out with the number one score on the Official Slogan Club arcade leaderboard of our first contest:





Alas, the first trophy in all its pseudo shiny glory courtesy of artiste extraordinaire Harpo25:

For jaywalkergraphics.:




Harpo25 has also graced us with trophy numero two-oh in the form of juliejeremiah's record breaking win in the 7th Slogan Contest for most points for a contest slogan evah (125 to be exact):




The 6th Official Slogan Contest trophy won by OSC co-runner Nintechno!:



The 5th Official Slogan Contest trophy won over by Chelly's kidtastic slogan:



The only two-timing Slogan Club contest winner Mr. Wander gets his golden statuette due here with his disturbingly brilliant slogan about the awesome sounds you could still probably get out of Beethoven's skull:





MORE TROPHIES COMING SOON FOR ALL THE PAST (AND FUTURE) WINNERS!




IT'S TIME FOR THE KOLLAB KORNER KIDDIES!

Also, any Slogan Club member that has a collab or solo submission in the main competition, please feel free to notify the blog and we will post it up here to give it extra special Slogan Club treatment!

AgainstBound:



Torakamikaze:



Papaprime and Frickinawesome:



KDLIG and Frickinawesome:



DaniellesGarden:







NUMERALS AND NUMBERS SECTION

Number of current Club members who have had their slogans magically turn into shirt form on Threadless: 11!


By Maltzmania (2nd Type Tee)


By FRICKINAWESOME


By Maltzmania


By FRICKINAWESOME (2nd Type Tee)


By ZombietoArt (Reprints: 1)


by Larlar (2nd Type Tee, Reprints: 1)


by FRICKINAWESOME (Bestee Winner, Reprints: 2)


by Evade


by Sharlajay


by Torakamikaze (Reprints: 1)


by Martiandrivein (Reprints: 4)


by Aristarchus


by Juliejeremiah (Reprints: 1)


by Larlar (Reprints: 1)


by Bramish

Number of weeks without a Threadless type tee making the cut: Uno.




SLOGAN CLUB HOT LINKZ

Slogan Club faithful Pizazz has created a lil' blog where slogans are treated a bit like the lightning round of high-stakes game show, except with no promise of a ritzy getaway trip or a car in the pretty-crappy price range. Take a trip on over and throw your slogan topic into the digital arena, won't you?




PICS OF 2007 SLOGAN BESTEE TROPHY!



I felt this should warrant a mention on the OSC clubhouse blog. The Bestee elephant looked a bit lonely after its long, arduous journey to my doorstop strangled by bubble wrap, so I introduced him to its other shelf buddies by holding an alcohol-fueled mixer for them all. This was the picture i took after everyone in the photos was involved in several keg stands and games of vodka pong.

I also made a general blog for some Bestee wrap-by-unwrap analysis for the one and a half of you at all interested.




THREADLESS WINNER ON WOOT!
The minds of bsweber and snakeman melded together in the middle of the hottest night on recent record and through a burst of neuron fusion concocted the number one placing slogan for the recent Shirt.Woot! slogan derby contest and had their slogan placed atop a shirt and printed therein!

WINNER!
Snakeweber:

Irony: The Opposite of Wrinkly


Lunchboxbrain and Frickinawesome also had a high but not high-enough placing slogan for the contest:


That Reminds Me of a Boring Story I Take Forever To Tell.

"That Reminds Me..." mentioned as a favorite in the woot blog BestLosers.com!

...and might get a chance for a Do-Over Derby according to Woot who's probably just messing with our brain muscles.





Super slogan suckah 5napple (that's almost four words that start with "s" in a row) made good on his quest for a free tee from Threadless for doing quite possibly the silliest rain dance for peanut butter jelly sandwiches to rain down on the world's hungry and heartiest masses. Check it out on this youtube clip and post this in the most embarrassing places you can find on the interweb! Also, don't you just want a5napple to sit in the corner of your room and do this dance for at least five hours a day?





The second coming of the Kissmeimshitfaced's awfully good/bad/might be good again/so bad they will induce instant vomiting and comas pouring out of your eyeballs/awesome-timey slogan contest!



Slogan club roustabout Maltzmania has decided to start his own off-shoot of the now-defunct Threadless kissing cousin slogan shirt website, OMG Clothing, with a new label striving to find the silliest, most illiterate and downright slogan shameful, where you can post your own to the unfortunately ever-growing list. That's right, please visit the "WTF Clothing" blog, home to a veritable crapacopia of horrid slogan verbage that should have never been drooled onto a keyboard.



Attention all slogan writers with a delusional sense of grandeur about their words!!! Maltzmania has wiped the crust off of its malnourished mouth and revived "The Sam's" blog, where designers and sloganeers can link up, realize they are not too different from one another, and hunker down in an "idea/sexy time" room in the back of the blog to create a beautiful submission for the main Threadless competition together! Awww, look- it's got my eyes! Click here to enter the Collab Collective blog, not to be confused with the Salon Selectives shampoo blog that Maltz has also started up.



Even though it is now closed, go on over to kissmeimshitfaced's (AKA the delicate flower of the blogs) crap slogan sensation blog for a belly laugh or two. The object of this contest is to make a slogan so hideous to a person's eyeballs, the retinas try to claw and permanently blind the person viewing them, while the spinal cord tries to enable a death grip on the brain stem in order to stop the visions and thoughts from entering the voter's mind. I guess the winner of this contest blows the most people's heads off?




Official Slogan Club heroine KaylaFOZB hit the streets, pooled together the necessary investors while filling out paperwork in triplicate, and has finally struck out on her own with a fun club that pays ode to those siamese twins of the grammar world, palindromes! Click here to become a member of The Threadless Palindrome Club to live in a world where back is forwards is back is etc.




Sometimes, supergroups aren't such a good idea to place your faith in. Audioslave's music always left you remembering how much better both groups were before being forced to come together out of necessity. Velvet Revolver has a much cooler name than their songs will ever achieve, and that VH1 supergroup with Ted Nugent and Slash, well...me not actually ever knowing the name of their "band" built specifically to make some more "$" 's for all involved speaks volumes about their aural impact. But alas, here comes a supergroup so spellbinding in their solidarity to bring you the best in ironic word placement, you probably won't even mind that they don't even produce one note of music between them. Including members Nintechno, PacificLight, new member Maltzmania and FRICKINAWESOME, please vote on their grammatical experiments to craft a collective slogan so witty, so funny, so powerful a message that you will turn to instant liquid hilarity as soon as your eyes have invested in each slogan. You can find AwesomeLightTechnoMania's slogans here.



Founding co-founder of the Slogan Club foundry Nintechno found a new blog where he's trying to find out what your favorite unprinted slogan might be in order to find some extra support and build up the foundation for getting those slogans printed so they don't wind up in the witty word lost and found? And look, I found a link to the "Favorite Unprinted Slogans" blog!





MASCOTS FOR ALL SLOGAN CLUB MEMBERS TO WORSHIP HOURLY

If sports teams and Chuckie Cheeze can have smelly, infuriatingly annoying mascots, so can this Club! Our Official Slogan Club Mascot Patrol members are here in full force and growing- or is that just the disgusting mold on the insides of their unwashed uniforms? Enjoy their crazy antics and hardcore spectator groping:


by Torakamikaze



OH YEAH...THE MEMBERS!!!!! PLEASE VOTE ON AS MANY AS YOU CAN.

"Don't look at me, I'm just the narrator" - Swintproof (AKA OG Slo Ho).

"Noses: Ripe for the Picking" - stevethegrrrrrrrreat!

"I have every medical disorder...except hypochondria." - lincolnish.

"Some people are wise, some people are otherwise." - kaylaFOZB Bear. (wakka wakka!)

"Poetic drummers are into cymbalism."- BaconJesus.

"will chase ice cream trucks"- chelly.

"A life sentence is alot of writing"
and
"I believe in death after life"- The_Calamity_of_Humanity.

"being vague is almost as fun as doing this other thing"
and
"You can't hear me right now, i'm doing a soliloquy"- Torakamikaze.

"Hello. [return greeting to initiate conversation]"- Drpangloss03.

"Napkins: Where Annoying Poetry Lives."
and
"Babies are suspiciously adorable."
and
"Lying Is One of the Eight Deadly Sins."- snacktivity.

"non•sense [non-sens] –noun: 1. Trv qoxla jijy progsfd."
and
"Dead musicians decompose."- Mr. Wander.

"I used to skinny dip. Now I chunky dunk."- kinky juice.

"Vegan: Indian word for a lousy hunter."- YtFeLMi.

"Track: when it's perfectly normal to run around in circles"- dragana44.

"I have dreams where I'm being pinched"
and

"Window shoppers are buy-curious"- chemi hydro.

"Oh, you mean THAT elephant. Yeah, I mostly ignore him."- Polyester Jones.

"i'm not jealous. i'm just pissed that you have what I want."- negala.

"There's nothing in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you."- Tongue.

"Movies - Ruining the book since 1920"
and
"Math jokes are equal to or greater than regular jokes"- ZombieToArt.

" Pain has a very distinct taste. To learn more, eat a bee."
and
"995 words short of a picture."
and...
"It was a dark and stormy night. The author got scared and left."- LarLar.

"Remember when stuff was interesting?"- lemonalle.

"question marks: killing your sentences with uncertainty"
and
"barcodes: zebras in corporate disguise"- backtozero.

"Money does not grow on trees, it's just made out of it." StopPickingOnMe.

"Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them more."
and
"Atheism, a non-prophet organization"- thebabe 2.

"Reach for the stars. Find a better cliche while you're up there."- alacyt.

"A surrealist yells "Theater!" at a crowded fire"
and
"If you play with yourself, how do you know when you've won?"- skafiend007.

"Nouns Do Verbs"- sectionbb.

"I use big words in substitution for semantically equivalent words"
and
"1. Find genie lamp 2. Wish for more genie lamps 3. Profit"- MadIron.

"Wood Chuck VS Fuzzy Wuzzy...Which Rhyme Will Annoy Us More?" -TheDaneTrain.

"Jumping off a cliff is only a bad idea if you want to live."
and (besides the "Haiku" slogan which has already won)
"Shadow puppets are not gang signs"- martiandrivein.

"Don't try this on TV."- Uneyed.

"This shirt hides my cold, robot interior."- evade.

"Spanish: It's like they have a different word for everything."- EZ SKANKIN.

"I would say Bless You when you sneeze but i am an Atheist. Jerk."- bidtoyougoodnite.

"I heart attacks"
and
"Death, it's what ends life."- The Sam, a siamese twin conjoined with his brother The I Am.

"FREE TIBET!* *When you purchase Mongolia at the regular price."
and
"If you can read this, I lost my tie. (written vertically)"- Aristarchus.

"Sarcasm - When Complaining Just Isn't Enough"- kidaro.

"Isn't catching tigers by the toe kind of dangerous for kids?"- The Crackers.

"A warning to mathematicians: don't drink and derive"
and
"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals; I just hate plants"- ButtercupPez.

"Vietnamese 101: Phuc Dat"- MeLa_de_Gypsie.

"Does the sun get cold at night?"- badger0191.

"Time Traveling Since 2029"- d3monicferret.

"Tarzan was a swinger."- canadianbeaver.

"I'll just sit here quietly until my t-shirt slogan breaks the ice"
and
"You say tomato, I say Lycopersicon esculentum."- juliejeremiah.

"Danger is my maiden name."- schleb.

"Ask me about my fear of questions"- Fermata, whose name ryhmes with Rigotta, Ramada and Akira Kurosawa.

"Inertia Makes My Head Spin"- rt3.

"100% of people polled said they would take a poll"- little g.

"Beethoven was a bad listener."- El_Dictador_Cubano.

"If you want to date me, the odds are good but the goods are odd."
and
"S.A.D - Dyslexics against smoking"- TimScribble.

"I think circles are pointless."
and
"Never play a game of leapfrog with a unicorn."- AWorldApart.

"If I told you I liked your wallet would you give it to me?"- stillme

"Clowns Are Colorful Because They're Poisonous."- J_Ray

"I'm a noun!"- sharlajay

"kill me slowly by rejecting all my ideas"
and
"i have nothing insulting to say about your mother"- edpricetx.

"Too much pi leads to a large circumference"
and
"Prison walls aren't built to scale"- jl_london.

"Honk if you love geeses"- maloo.

"In a perfect world, we would all have ray guns."- Meat_Helmut.

"Never trust anyone whose socks match."- SemantiTheft.

"The man standing next to you is gay"- fire_boy.

"No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway."- PoPoJiJo.

"I fight alcohol with depression"- Jewstice.

"Pirates - in it for the booty"- NGee.

"I'm sure everyone thinks I'm paranoid"- Bramish.

"Paris Hilton is a Motel."- m.lapini@proximityitalia.com,.

"Disney Gave Me Unrealistic Expectations About Love"- victimofopportunity.

"as the son of a clown, you have big shoes to fill."- hxcassandra.

"Homeschooled prom crasher"- koolest_chicken_91.

"I feel all warm & fuzzy inside. Like I swallowed a kitten."- ladykat.

"The Letter Y: Vowel Trapped in a Consenants Body?"- iPear.

"Constructive Criticism Breaks Me Down"- goldensara.

"Teach a man to fish and he will put you out of business in a year"- MooseDinner.

"I'm Big In Azeroth"- checkel.

"Jesus dies in the bible? OMG SPOILERS!"- didyouevergetafeelingofdread,.

"Math problems are like riddles that aren't funny."
and
"Today's Word: IT'S ON THE BACK and AWESOME! (on back) anticlimatic"
and
"Periods always get the last word."- Rekabat.

"Winner by Default!"- Heavenly_Devil.

"Fight fire with WATER, not fire!"- Wharbone.

"Why doesn't the ozone layer fight back?"- some_username.

"To clarify: we are not on a date right now."- jenraskopf.

"And then everyone just started kicking me."- Seastarr.

"I dislocated my shoulder trying to reach for the stars."- claude_mercure.

"If these walls could talk... I'd have 4 friends"
and
"Dead people: Tomorrow's petroleum"- croox.

"Let's make eye contact."- IronTomato.

"I play ALL the instruments in my air band."- MichaelAVK.

"Once upon a time, I wrote short stories. The end."- icebar.

"LOL is the best medicine."- Daniel_San.

"Whatever happened in Vegas, everyone is tired of hearing about it"
and
"Epilepsy: Shaken, not stirred"- mistermagoodo.

"No useful idea or concept can be explained in a sentence."- Lobster5.

"I think my cat is just using me."- DrVSP.

"anything you say can be used against you in my memoirs"- roundredhead.

"G movies are underrated"- ISABOA.

"make like magellan and circumnavigate my globes"- blasthemusic.

"I'll stop procrastinating ... tomorrow !"- bhoomika.

"9/10 Music Fans Agree: Bad Music Is Good."- jimography.

"Never judge a book by its cover. The spine is more efficient."- Glorifiedg."

"Help! I've been taken out of context."- joolya.

"carpe cliche"- pushthebuttonmax.

"Time Heals All Wounds... Well Not the Fatal Ones."- TheDesertLlama.

"Crazy like a fox. A crazy fox."- karm.

"Formerly Naked."- derrrek.

"I don't know how to be clever without being crude"- The_Ending.

"Rome wasn't built in a day, it just looks like it was."- PacificLight.

"veni, vidi, vader - I came, I saw, I am your father"- bigcog.

"Pronoun: A noun that has lost its amatuer status."- ninja_bassist.

"What's worse, ignorance or apathy? Who knows, who cares."- Lhiiiz.

"I believe in science!"- reccaphoenix.

"Incoherency is just nvmckajd."- onefourthdumb.

"Could you repeat that in Braille?"- ValerieChapstick.

"Trees are just roots that were given the wrong directions"- future_pepsi_star.

"My sixth sense is humor."- crazysteven.

"I am a ventriloquist. My shirt is not actually saying this."- Simpletinrobot.

"Sorry, what was the part after "Listen very carefully"? "- randommarble.

"I intend to live forever - so far, so good."- tabithakristen.

"Violence is like cheap anger management"- blossompossum.

"Kiss me, I'm a cliche"- iDanSimpson.

"I'm too introverted to wear shirts with slogans"- Randychico.

"Gone Chopin. Be Bach in a Minuet."- awshucks.

"Organisms: a word often mispronounced by third graders"- miss_scarlet.

"Music is life accordion to us"- myy_stars_shine.

"This tee is a passive membrane."- Anaxtasian.

"Whats (internet sign for love), but a secondhand emoticon?brownstar.

"DON'T LOOK! is never an effective sign."- andrea_janine.

"My other shirt is a straitjacket."- hanzabean.

"My alphabet soup has poor syntax"- Maltzmania.

"Immortality has significantly increased my lifespan"- Button_Masher.

"(printed upside down) If you can read this, cut me down."- romaman1.

"Somewhere between waking and sleeping."- KickO.

"Rock is dead and paper killed it."- SnakeMan.

"Every day I don't get eaten by a shark is a good day."- kellmucious.

"You are one step closer to being hypnotized"- unknownuser.

"Plastic Makes Perfect"- Starfish_Reverie.

"Excuse Me, But Does This Shirt Smell Like Chloroform?"- mfgeorge.

“Some people say nothing rhymes with orange. It doesn’t.”- Jack31081.

“So many recipes, so few cats.” kisskisskill.

“The American Work Ethic... Devouring souls 1 person at a time.”- pyr4lis.

"Cleverness is next to Godliness"- TheTick.

"I spend excessive ammounts of energy only to seem normal."- gabiii.

"People and bananas,when one gets old you can make delicious bread"- Rambunkcious.

"Always be the bigger man. You’ll win more fist fights that way."- jesse.d.

"I'll be honest, I'm not much of a lover OR a fighter"- 88Ivories.

"That would have to be a pretty big Yellow Submarine."- TheRogueCrustacean.

"Q: How do you confuse an idiot? A: Purple."- TomAnthony.

"Will somebody please tag me, I'M FROZEN!"- vinnylo.

"I'll show you idle threats in a minute."- jkata332.

"In heaven all the interesting people are missing."- Nova_Zero.

"Read Between the Sleeves."- restlessthoughts.

"Poe's poetry wasn't poepular in his time."- Pizazz.

"The early worm deserves the bird."- Midnight.

"IN CASE OF EMERGENCY: please save me."- JamieMelani.

"Shadows: nature's way of saying "we're watching you"."- JackMartin.

"World tourettes champion, nineteen eighty-vagina"- Jonasan.

"If i were more clever, you'd be laughing right now."- pman555.

"Optimists and Pessimists Agree: We Need a Refill"- Bio_bot_9000.

'Ceci n’est pas une Halfpipe"- Gerbens.

"Trees: The real cause of forest fires."- Geoff.

"Actually, this town has ample space for both of us."- 5napple.

"Winter: the nudist's worst nightmare"- FlyingPasta.

"These rice cakes could be stale.... or asbestos."- wish_ga.

"Don't let the unicorns steal my kidneys"- boysbeambitious.

"The Future. Now with more Bleak."- Gnome_Garten.

"(back) Look Here (front) Kindly punch that person following me"- heerthefood.

"TV doesn't judge me. It just places me into a demographic."- Papaprime.

"I'm uncomfortable with bananas having to strip for me."- spinnerMC.

"What comes after postmodern?"- polynothing.

"It came to me in a dream, and was taken from me in another dream"- againstbound.

"It's really not that fun to stay at the YMCA anymore"- sometimessane.

"If laughter is contagious, let's start an epidemic"- geekgirl06.

"Inequalities are a good way to express yourself."- alexjewell.

"your mind can achieve a lot when it's left unsupervised."- SWAGSTER.

"I'd offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals."- 4evrblowinBUBBLES.

"Owls ask too many questions."- vixyish.

"Great minds think alone."- ianrose.

"If Guns kill people, do Pens mispell words?"- Lishy_McLishums.

"You're just jealous of my 80's childhood."- DaniellesGarden.

"When life gives you lemons, squeeze them into the eyes of enemies."- Puma7.

"Mathematicians get sum!"- Wiffler.

"I'm Not Cliched, I'm Ironic"- V1ctorya.

"Art is for people who hate math."- Scootman.

"71% of my conversations with strangers start about clothing"- madruga.

"Nothing new under the Sun? Try the Moon."- Squirrel_Boy.

"My other shirt is a porshe"- LacyT-Shirt.

"My favorite animal is steak"- airatic.

"Cloning: Solution to being Identically Challenged"- tsc0809.

"Profanity, the linguistic crutch of the inarticulate motherfuckah"- Eugene42.

"If a cow laughed, would milk come out it's nose?"- courtney_pie.

"DEMOCRACY: Getting by just fine without you since 1776"- DragonStar.

"Dinosaur in training."- zarafa.

"The road less traveled by is littered with lost poets."- jaywalkergraphics.

"pandas and zebras always dream in color."- rondar.

"I only download because I love being a Pirate"- eyerz.

"Poetry is for people who can't draw"- SIGNFREAK.

"why only kiss the irish?"- Er_iii_KAZAM.

"I'm not on a pedestal, just a mountain of people I'm better than."- lefthandpunk.

"If anyone's thirsty I'm like 70% Water."- OwlAtHome.

"(Front) See ya on the flipside! (Back) Hey what's up?"- ClapYourHandsSayYeah.

"I Wish O.C.D. Was A Palindrome."- jojomanzo.

"My super power is selective hearing!"- ivejustquitsmoking.

"I'm allergic to tequila. It makes me naked."- aglow.

"the wise have never had their teeth pulled"- orangehead.

NEW MEMBER
"Angst is a chameleon on a checkered table cloth."- quister.






And the slogan train keeps on a'rollin....