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FRICKINAWESOME
FRICKINAWESOME aka Evan Ferstenfeld is a 32.39 year old boy, has been a member since May 5, 2006, has scored 67575 submissions, giving an average score of 1.71.
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INTRODUCTION TO THE CLUB. SO LIKE, HEY AND STUFF.

Yes, it is indeed FRICKINAWESOME and Nintechno AKA He Who Now Plays With Power...Slogan Power!, welcoming you to the Official Slogan Club Treehouse Headquarters, where all matters that pertain to our love affair of witty word clusters will be discussed, dissected, ranted and/or raved about! Anything goes pertaining to the art of the slogan, with anyone who has at least five slogans and offically decrees their intent to join the Slogan Club by displaying their completed membership card upon this page will find FRICKINAWESOME's favorite slogans of yours at the top o' the blog, as well as a magical fairy dispatched to your house that will perform a Slogan Club induction ceremony with you and turn brussel sprouts into cinnamon bears! *Note: there is a 1 in 1,909,448,039 chance of the fairy actually surviving the voyage to your home*

The Official Slogan Club Membership Card created by MeLa de Gypsie:

NEW!

Learn how to best display your new favorite digital possession and more on Halogirl's "html made not easy but easier" page.


Also, Jaywalkerghraphics AKA the head of the OSC Welcoming Committee will be around shortly upon your clubhouse arrival with some complimentary waffles- the sugar high encourages giddy and rapid slogan-making:




Number of Slogan Club Bretheren: 411

VOTE ON YOUR FELLOW MEMBERS!
HERE'S THE MEMBERS LIST!!!!! PLEASE VOTE ON AS MANY AS YOU CAN.


NEW MEMBER!
"Aim too low and you'll only shoot yourself in the foot"- Watdog72.

NEW MEMBER!
"Hyperbole: the most awesomest thing in the entire universe."- charity_ryan.

NEW MEMBER!
"If i'm rubber and you're glue, we both have a problem"- minxorjinx.




THE OSC ALSO HAS ITS FIRST GROUPIE!
Thanks for coming to all our poetry readings and cheering us on, mz_kat_ii!




SLOGAN'S HERO AND PERCENTAGES

There will be a featured sloganeer of Nintechno's choosing every other week, highlighting any individuals who really step up their brain games and show outstanding advancements in the field of slogan shirt-larity!

NEW HERO!
The new "Slogan's Hero" is: jimography!


EXCLUSIVELY FOR OSC MEMBERS!
Recent OSC inductee Colorfool has graced our lil club with a machine that scoops all of our highest scoring slogans out of the quinzillians of slogan bottom feeders along with a ton of other interesting analyzes in his Slogan Statistics Blog. Don't forget to pack your thinking shoes!


Click here for Garnett F's blog on all winning type tees and their percentages at the time of achieving printed Threadless immortality. Well, until you wash the shirt for the 300th time.

Maltzmania has graciously donated his time and keyboard tapping ability updating and continuing the list of printed t-shirts and percentages they received before printing immortality blessed them with unlimited giggle-giving ability to passersby. Find that blog by clicking over yonder.


For a list of ALL PAST OSC CONTEST WINNERS and a look at their shiny trophies, click here!


Check out a ton of blogs to many many cool slogan-related activities on Threadless by clicking here!




NEW SLOGAN EVENTS, NEWS AND GOINGS-ON



A NEW TYPE TEE FROM AN OSC MEMBER!

Cashiers are always checking me out. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By goliath72




NEW SLOGAN CONTEST! SEASON'S GREETINGS

People love to not work, and they love a reason not to work even more. Whether it be religious, part of your country's history or Homer Simpson's made-up "Feast Of Maximum Occupancy", holidays are a time-honored tradition in everyone's life to basically sleep late and then get exceedingly drunk all to celebrate a saint or event that you don't even know the real meaning of. Or in the case of Mexican people and Irish people, hoisting a Dos Equis/Guinness in honor of St. Bastille Patrick's Day!

The theme of the extremely festive THE 19TH OFFICIAL SLOGAN CLUB (HEARTS) SLOGAN CONTEST is anything and everything to do with "holidays". This can include the holiday itself no matter how big or small (Christmas, Hannukah, Flag Day, whatever the hell Satanists and Scientologists celebrate) or traditions or objects associated with those holidays (lights, latkes, Festivus poles).

This contest's President's Day fire sale of sloganry will be partied hardied until the stroke of midnight on December 9th, 2009.

The rules of this contest so you may deck the halls with awesome slogans and also so we don't have to deck you in the face for disobedience: You may submit only ten (10 for the cheap seats who can't read word numbers) slogans for the entire contest, so make sure all of them are as explosive as The 4th Of July! The slogan must be close to the 65 character limit of Threadless for the regular contest, a few letters over won't be grounds for replacing the Christmas tree star at the top with your shrunken head. When submitting your slogans for the contest, please post them in bold and with the heading "Holiday Contest". Any slogans for the contest not submitted in bold shall not be counted, so bolden those slogans up or we'll have to say a prayer for them on the Day of the Dead!



NEW!
The highly industrious super-sloganeer Brightwood has taken it upon herself to make a branch-out contest and connect it to the official slogan base of the Threadless worls aka The OSC! Click here for magical hyperlink portal access to The OSC Slogan Swap Design Challenge to either grab a slogan to make a typographic or regular submission or nominate one of your slogans for font-related fortune and glory!





IT'S TIME FOR THE KOLLAB KORNER KIDDIES!



Any Slogan Club member that has a collab or solo submission in the main competition, please feel free to notify the blog and we will post it up here to give it extra special Slogan Club treatment!

evan3:

Unleashing Oblivion II (All Eyes On You) - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More

davidfromdallas:

FYI - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More

davidfromdallas and Double Dragon:

Intergalactic Hula Party - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More

How Low Can You Go? - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More

Bio-bot 9000 and Santo76:

Endless Forms Most Battleful - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More

greententacle:

Model Traveller - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More

charity.ryan:

The Amazing Madame de Pluie - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More

fotologica:

Contrast Cat - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More

lawrence loh and Frickinawesome:

ARCHery ENEMIES - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More




NUMERALS AND NUMBERS SECTION



Number of prints current Club members who have had their slogans magically turn into shirt form on Threadless: 79!

Cashiers are always checking me out. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By goliath72

I Fought Off a Lion With My Bear Hands - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By BlueLobster

I Hate T-Shirts - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By FRICKINAWESOME (7th Type Tee)

F5 can be so refreshing - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By SuperRyan

Some people are spoiled. Don't eat them. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Larlar (4th Type Tee)

Danger is my mother's maiden name. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By .onion

Never argue with a 90 degree angle. It's always right. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By TimScribble (2nd Type Tee)

School taught me a valuable lesson. I'm still paying for it. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By T-Lou (Reprints: 1)

Artists Love to Draw Attention - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Brightwood (2nd Type Tee)

In My Next Life I Want To Be A Ghost. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By jess4002 (2nd Type Tee)

If Your Pants Are On Fire, Being A Liar Becomes Less Important. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By PuppetMeat (3rd Type Tee)

My Blood Is Rich in Irony. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By jthrasher (Reprints: 1)

If We Can Put a Man on the Moon, I Should Have a Robot Army by Now - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Danaych

Happily Ever After is so Once Upon A Time. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Brightwood

When You Think About It, All Galaxies Are Far, Far, Away - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By dbrv11 (Reprints: 1)

The Word on the Street is Graffiti. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By PuppetMeat (2nd type tee)

It's all fun & games until someone brings a briefcase - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Maltzmania (5th type tee)

My friends aren't imaginary, just invisible and shy - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By FRICKINAWESOME (6th type tee)

Paint a picture, it'll take longer. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By EricaTheRed

Pizza: The edible pie chart - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Noh_Body

The best kept secret is the one you don't know about - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Tikimasters

I'm really awesome at being humble. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By northerlywinds

Shoulders - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By rbthatcher (2nd type tee)

Geology n' Physics: The original rock n' roll - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By steelplate

I took a bite out of crime and kinda wanted seconds. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By spacesick 2

Robots wish they could do the human - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By JeF (2nd Type Tee)

Supervision isn't nearly as cool as it sounds - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By rossmat8 (2nd Type Tee)

Boomerangs: They're making a comeback - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By lunchboxbrain (2nd Type Tee)

10 out of 10 people agree: We all agree - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Staffell (Reprints: 1)

Put your best foot forward.... - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By supertrooper74

It's this easy being green. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By rbthatcher

Global warming: All the cool planets are doing it. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By bryn.rhys

I like to think outside the quadrilateral parallelogram - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By PuppetMeat

My career as a psychic ended due to unforeseen circumstances - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Krimson

I only fight if pillows are present. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By jess4002

I liked homework better when it was called coloring. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Bio-Bot 9000 (4th Type Tee)

If you can't beat 'em, use cheat codes - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By toopersent

The definition of suspense is... - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By lunchboxbrain

My creative juices may contain pulp - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Caleb11

If history repeats itself, I'm totally getting a dinosaur. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Bio-bot 9000 (3rd Type Tee)

Nostalgia was better in the old days. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Bio-bot 9000 (2nd Type Tee)

You say tomato, I say Lycopersicon esculentum - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By juliejeremiah (2nd Type Tee)

Actually, medicine is the best medicine. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By TimScribble

If rainbows are so cheerful, why are they always frowning? - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By FRICKINAWESOME (5th Type Tee)

Friends actually let friends do lots of stupid things. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By jaywalkergraphics

Resist peer pressure. All the cool kids are doing it. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Bio-Bot 9000

Forget science, I'm donating my body to magic - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Retroludo

I 'occasionally' use air quotes. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By rossmat8

A hug is my favorite adhesive. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By davidfromdallas

Drop it like you're clumsy - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
by kaloyster

My career plans were much more exciting when I was five. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Krokun

I'd rather play records than break them. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Martiandrivein (3rd Type Tee)

Life is like a box of terrible analogies. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Larlar (3rd Type Tee)

I would look cooler if I were riding a unicorn. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By JefAndLaurenRockHarderThanMost

Be spontaneous! You go first. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By bean12

Hooray for sarcasm! - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Maltzmania (4th Type Tee, Reprints: 1)

Origami turned my pants into this shirt - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Againstbound

I hate attention seekers - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By FRICKINAWESOME (4th Type Tee)

I feel all warm and fuzzy inside, like I swallowed a kitten. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Ladykat

Start walking behind me. We can start a parade. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Simpletinrobot

You can't spell random without tangerine swordfish disco car - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
by Maltzmania (3rd Type Tee)

It's Just Safer To Assume I Know Karate - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
by Martiandrivein (2nd Type Tee, Reprints: 1)

The art of conversation is, like, kinda dead and stuff. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
by FRICKINAWESOME (3rd Type Tee, Reprints: 1)

Real bear hugs are often fatal. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Nintechno (Reprints: 1)

Rock is dead and paper killed it. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By SnakeMan (Bestee Winner, 2008, Reprints: 1)

I'm Not Afraid Of The Dark - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Maltzmania (2nd Type Tee)

I Listen To Bands... Print - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By FRICKINAWESOME

I High Five Strangers - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Maltzmania

The Internet Was Closed... - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By FRICKINAWESOME (2nd Type Tee, Reprints: 1)

Movies: Ruining The Book Since 1920 - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By ZombietoArt (Reprints: 2)

Video Games Ruined My Life - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
by Larlar (2nd Type Tee, Reprints: 2)

I Listen To Bands... - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
by FRICKINAWESOME (Bestee Winner, Reprints: 8)

This Shirt Hides My Cold Robot Interior - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
by Evade

I'm A Noun! - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
by Sharlajay

Being Vague is Almost as... - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
by Torakamikaze (Reprints: 1)

Haikus are easy but... - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
by Martiandrivein (Reprints: 8)

Canada: Living the American dream... - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
by Aristarchus

A city built on rock n' roll would be... - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
by Juliejeremiah (Reprints: 2)

Stop destroying our planet. It's where I keep... - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
by Larlar (Reprints: 1)

Fractions Speak Louder than Nerds - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
by Bramish



FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Nov 18 '07 at 10:20pm
Happy 5,000th comment ZTA and Slogan Club blog! Congrats Zombie, you have won your VERY OWN TYPE TEE SHIRT ON THREADLESS!!! I pulled a few strings, but they said it should be printed in time for the big Thanksgiving sale....see the pull we have around here?
ZombieToArt
ZombieToArt on Nov 19 '07 at 4:32am
Oh so THAT'S why we have the nice chairs. Also 2 new slogans. Just because I have one coming out doesn't mean I can't keep playing :P
PoPoJiJo
PoPoJiJo on Nov 19 '07 at 11:35am
I have a new slogan i thought I would share with you guys as it tickeled me (and I mean in that way that you can't do in public)

Internet killed the adult video store
PoPoJiJo
PoPoJiJo on Nov 19 '07 at 11:38am
oh and congrats ZTA!!!
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Nov 19 '07 at 12:19pm
Hey, those chairs ain't for sittin' on ZTA, they're just for show or when the president of foreign countries come by. Congrats again!

Popo- Fantastic new slogan my good man. It'll never get printed here, but ain't it just nice to have a good-scoring slogan?

Also, UPDATES ARE IN FULL EFFECT, INCUDING NEW CONTEST RESULTS AND ADDING ZOMBIE'S NEWEST TYPE TEE TO THE WALL OF OSC SUCCESS!
nintechno
nintechno on Nov 19 '07 at 3:26pm
nice slogan, popo.

oh, one more thing, GRATS ZTA!!! I'm pretty happy right now (your new slogans are solid, too)

woot!



Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Nov 19 '07 at 3:28pm
lol @ my epic fail for the religion contest
5napple
5napple on Nov 19 '07 at 8:16pm
I'd like to join. I know I have copied slogans in the past but I have deleted them. I'm ready to start fresh.
5napple
5napple on Nov 19 '07 at 8:17pm
Evan, you and I have exchanged e-mails..
iPear
iPear on Nov 19 '07 at 8:19pm
I usually submit all my slogans when they come into my head, usually when I'm half naked, partially awake, laying awkwardly on the couch in my living room after a late night of watching some random B movie. My last slogan, which, in retrospective is completely random, actually popped into my head in a sleep trance, and I literally got up at like 7 in the morning, just to submit it, and then I wandered back to my sofa/makeshift bed, and stuck my hand down my pants, then went back to sleep.

btw, I wasn't doing anything with my hand down my pants. none of that herky jerkyin'

...

I was just cuffing my balls.
Pizazz
Pizazz on Nov 19 '07 at 8:22pm
Hey, they need to move sometimes.
Pizazz
Pizazz on Nov 19 '07 at 8:23pm
Congrats to ZTA

I've decided to revoke my previous statement abut me making 7 slogans a week, but only through technicality of not fufilling that for any week. Hopefully I get inspired and churn out some good ones soon.
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Nov 20 '07 at 1:59am
Nintechno's happy! Yippee!! I'm happy that he's happy that ZombietoArt's is happy about his slogan print! The happy bus is pulling out of the Michael Stipe Shiny Bus Terminal right now if you wanna join! The bus route is heading toward Cynicsburg, so pack your gun.

Fuck, i can't believe Zombie's type tee sold out so quickly in my size. I repeat, fuck.

5napple, hey man, we all make mistakes (even if yours was way more obvious and intentional than many other stream-of-consciousness stealing of slogans on this site), so since all slogans that, well, aren't really YOURS, have been purged from your account, I'm willing to start off with a clean slate....submit a card on this blog and we'll get you up on the board by next monday. Welcome 5napple but remember, if we see a slogan soon on your account that resembles "MOVIES: Ruining Books Since 1921", we're gonna have to arrange a ceremonial stripping of your slogan club badge in front of the whole OSC army!

Maltz- You may still get one up there my good man, and i liked a ton of yours especially the "I don't wanna be born again. It was messy enough the first time." Bravo brilliance! I think you'll score a lot better with the 10 slogans maximum rule for the next contest when we announce it.

ipear- What kind of dream were you having touching yourself and punching out kids that listen to way too much Cure and AFI? PS- I can't take any more of your inner child baby photo icons! I know you're doing it just to annoy the shit out of us until we shit from our cock and pee from our ass, but stop it stop it stop itttt! Whew, that scream-typing therapy is really working.

hahahaha pizzaz, whatever you produce under those kinds of restraints to yourself, my hat's off to you. Keep tallywhacking away at that slogan goal, my newly cool icon-ed friend.

Also, please vote on both my Hostile Takeover and House Salad collabs as they are ready for voting now!

Also also, slogan contest updatez in full effect. Which is to say, as effective as it can get.

Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Nov 20 '07 at 8:33am
10 slogan max rule: Keeping stupidity seperate from ridiculousness since 2007
Nova_Zero
Nova_Zero on Nov 20 '07 at 2:11pm
Congrats to ZTA's slogan being printed and already sold out!

FA: Freakin' love the Hostile Takeover collab and hope it gets printed but tbh I'm not feeling your House Salad one but *shrugs* to each their own and if it gets printed you have permission to punch me in the ovaries for doubting you. ;)

Oh and new slogans up! Only 3 as opposed to the normal 9 a week. I'm being lazy due to the sale/holidays
KaylaFOZB
KaylaFOZB on Nov 20 '07 at 2:39pm
FA- you really swept the competition away in this contest! you and onefourthdumb. i loved your scientology one, made me chuckle.

nintechno
nintechno on Nov 20 '07 at 9:16pm
Frick, I didn't get to purchase ZTA's slogan tee either. Maybe it'll appear on rethreaded, though.

Nice new batch of slogans Nova.

Maltz...I enjoyed your religion slogans. The one about Genesis rocked!

Kayla, that slogan made me chuckle as well. Chuckle is such a great word.

Pizazz, 7 slogan a week is difficult. well, unless you do slogans like..."Grass" or Chili Salsa Salsa Salsa!"

5napple, you are forgiven. we've had this happen before.

DON'T DO IT AGAIN, THOUGH! FURY CAPS!

ipear, hahahaha. your posts are always hilarious.

nintechno
nintechno on Nov 20 '07 at 9:17pm
dammit, I forgot the HTML bolding of usernames. wait, I meant "I forgot to bold the usernames"

Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Nov 20 '07 at 9:18pm
i love you nintechno! hope jor birfday was birfdaylicious
Pizazz
Pizazz on Nov 20 '07 at 9:22pm
Haha. One day I decided that my friends and I say so many witty things that it would be easy to produce that many, but alas, I can never remember what the hell we find so funny all the time.

lol @ "tallywhacking"
nintechno
nintechno on Nov 20 '07 at 9:24pm
haha, thanks maltz.

my birfday was happy. and I think you created a blog for it, too (thanks for that). I went blog crazy that night.
icebar
icebar on Nov 20 '07 at 9:26pm
FA, congrats on all the places you've won so far
and congratulations to all the other winners

see you all later
Pizazz
Pizazz on Nov 20 '07 at 9:29pm
Since the blog I made about it was ignored, I'll just post this here. Turns out that some certain comic strip characters don't appreciate out work.

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Nov 20 '07 at 10:34pm
Maltz: I think the ten slogan rule will help us all out, but more specifically, you and andrea-janine! lol. I tried my best not to go too spasmish in terms of submitting slogans, but it always happens especially when i am trying to kickstart folks into submitting. I want the slogan peeps to know i try to practice what i preach!

Nova_Zero: I would NEVER punch you in the ovaries. Maybe one or the other, but never both. That would be cruel. I'd possibly strap hedgehogs to the bottoms of your feet and make you jog the boston marathon. But that's only if im in an extra sinister mood. Thanks for the Hostile Takeover love...

Kayla: Thanks for the slogan love FOZBear! I had a roomate once who was obbssessed with Scientology as in the "wow, i can't believe how fucking crazy these people are", not the "i must relieve myself of psychiatry, modern medicine and purity-sucking aliens....curse you, Xenu!"
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Nov 20 '07 at 10:34pm
holy crap, i just finished that comment from like two hours ago...i'll have to respond to all the madnes afgterwards later!
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Nov 20 '07 at 10:35pm
also

10 slogan max rule might help certain Ferstenfelds alleviate certain ballot burdens
nintechno
nintechno on Nov 20 '07 at 10:49pm
I'm going to Crane Kick Brian Crane...Crane!

Pizazz
Pizazz on Nov 20 '07 at 10:54pm
Que?
nintechno
nintechno on Nov 20 '07 at 11:01pm


Frasier Crane is not pleased.

...

neither is Roz

ZombieToArt
ZombieToArt on Nov 21 '07 at 2:47am
Karate Kid, Piz, the final fight which lasted 2 seconds and was completely anti-climactic. In other news, wow, my shirt was really popular :D

(Maybe a little too popular)
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Nov 21 '07 at 3:07am
Updatez with the number two slogan contest winner! Only one more spot to go! who shall fill it with rich buttery slogany goodness? Find out....next week! Or tommorrow, whichever comes first.

Maltzmania on Nov 20 '07 at 10:35pm
also

10 slogan max rule might help certain Ferstenfelds alleviate certain ballot burdens


HAHAHAHAHA! That has nothing to do with it, how DARE you mention that in the slogan club's presence!!! *massages crippled cut-and-paste slogan ballot blog hand*

icebar on Nov 20 '07 at 9:26pm
FA, congrats on all the places you've won so far
and congratulations to all the other winners

see you all later


...and just like that, icebar once again disappeared into the whirls, belches, swirls, beepings, bettying, boopings, data-hurdling, RAM attacking crunch of the internet pond, not so much as leaving a ripple in its wave of the future like an expert olympic diver.

ZombieToArt on Nov 21 '07 at 2:47am
In other news, wow, my shirt was really popular :D

(Maybe a little too popular)


Damn you Zombie and your hotcakes selling type tee! I think since it was released the first day of the month-long sale, everyone grabbed a copy of it with their purchases. Oh, and the fact that it's hilarious. Way to go, type tee champ!


Also, does anyone remember Brain Games on HBO from the mid-80's? That was such an exciting and mind-bending show to watch as a young kid...it was like the magazine GAMES but in animated and trippy cool format. Or maybe i'm just too old.



FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Nov 21 '07 at 3:33am
Also, got another collab this time with the one and only Travioli! I hope the Threadless voting community will embrace the idea behind this shirt:

Bathroom Literature - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
ZombieToArt
ZombieToArt on Nov 21 '07 at 8:37am
I keep finding myself going back to my shirt's page to see if anyone's said anything about it, it's stopping me from thinking of anything new! Oh the burden of success :P
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Nov 21 '07 at 11:22am
lol @ the newest FA Collab!
KaylaFOZB
KaylaFOZB on Nov 21 '07 at 11:29am
"Wouldn't be the Christmas season if the stores were any less hooter than they.... hotter than they are."

On that note, congrats haza!!
5napple
5napple on Nov 21 '07 at 4:53pm
hey guys. thanks for letting me start fresh. i really appreciate it. so what do people in the slogan club actually do?
5napple
5napple on Nov 21 '07 at 6:29pm
hahah i thought the thumbnail on your collab FA, said 'mouth hole' and i was like wtf? wow i need glasses
5napple
5napple on Nov 21 '07 at 6:30pm
hahah i thought the thumbnail on your collab FA, said 'mouth hole' and i was like wtf? wow i need glasses
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Nov 21 '07 at 9:13pm
You most certainly do 5napple, but it kinda means that as well so you're not far off for the original bathroom glory hole. Anywho, what do people in the slogan club actually do? Well, we have a great community service program where we open a punctuation shelter to provide underpriveleged sentences with a happy ending for the holiday season. We also shave each other's backs and upon request, an armpit or two. But nothing below the belt unless it's Chelly or Maltz, since they'll let anyone down there with a gentle cutting technique.

Kayla- Did you receive my Christmas gift certificate for the Jelly of the Month Club? It's the gift that keeps on giving!

Maltz- So im taking you would enjoy wearing that idea then eh? This sub is a test to see how truly messed in the head people are to get the idea. The tests were in on you my good duder before i even knew what you thought about it.

ZTA- I check out my type tee page twice a week still, just to see if there's been a comment, so don't feel ashamed. You earned it, go talk your shirt up with all its admirers. And did you even say thanks yet on my blog for you? I was hoping you'd at least make an appearance in it you elite bastard!

Number Uno "Religion" contest winner tommorrow! Also, new slogans up in a few moments.

HAPPY T-DAY IF I DON'T CHAT WITH YOU TOMMORROW!
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Nov 21 '07 at 9:16pm
hehe
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Nov 21 '07 at 11:09pm
Where my slogan crew at tonight? It's been like foreva since we've had a good ol' slogan swap-meet on here.

Maltz, any interest in that slogan-off? I might get busy at work, but aside from that, it could possibly be maybe if you want it to be almost sorta kinda SO ON!
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Nov 21 '07 at 11:10pm
i'm down
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Nov 21 '07 at 11:14pm
Cool: Here we go...i post a topic, you have two minutes to come up with your best slogan for it, then you give me a topic....and maybe we'll decrease the time you get sooner than later? Ready?

First topic: Hurricanes
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Nov 21 '07 at 11:17pm
ok so we post em in our account?
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Nov 21 '07 at 11:17pm
Nah...let's do it on here. Then we'll post em later. Start NOW!
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Nov 21 '07 at 11:18pm
oh crap! i ostd in my account

"Old storms are always using a hurricane"
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Nov 21 '07 at 11:18pm
next topic: Radiators or Old heating devices
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Nov 21 '07 at 11:20pm
(we should make a seperate blog for this?)
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Nov 21 '07 at 11:21pm
I don't get that one! lol.

Heat Waves Really Scald When They Crash Down on You.
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Nov 21 '07 at 11:21pm
nah...why bother? lol. It's all slogan club goodness.

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