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FRICKINAWESOME
FRICKINAWESOME aka Evan Ferstenfeld is a 34.86 year old boy, has been a member since May 5, 2006, has scored 146,987 submissions, giving an average score of 1.78, helping 1,863 designs get printed.
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INTRODUCTION TO THE CLUB. SO LIKE, HEY AND STUFF.

Yes, it is indeed FRICKINAWESOME and Nintechno AKA He Who Now Plays With Power...Slogan Power!, (as well as OSC Junior Blog Deputies soloyo and rossmat8) welcoming you to the Official Slogan Club Treehouse Headquarters, where all matters that pertain to our love affair of witty word clusters will be discussed, dissected, ranted and/or raved about! Anything goes pertaining to the art of the slogan, with anyone who has at least five slogans and offically decrees their intent to join the Slogan Club by displaying their completed membership card upon this page will find FRICKINAWESOME's favorite slogans of yours at the top o' the blog, as well as a magical fairy dispatched to your house that will perform a Slogan Club induction ceremony with you and turn brussel sprouts into cinnamon bears! *Note: there is a 1 in 1,909,448,039 chance of the fairy actually surviving the voyage to your home*

The Official Slogan Club Membership Card created by MeLa de Gypsie:

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Learn how to best display your new favorite digital possession and more on Miskaji's excellent new & improved OSC Member How-To.


EXCLUSIVELY FOR OSC MEMBERS!
Recent OSC inductee Colorfool has graced our lil club with a machine that scoops all of our highest scoring slogans out of the quinzillians of slogan bottom feeders along with a ton of other interesting analyzes in his Slogan Statistics Blog. Don't forget to pack your thinking shoes!

For a list of ALL PAST OSC CONTEST WINNERS and a look at their shiny trophies, click here!


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NEW SLOGAN EVENTS, NEWS AND GOINGS-ON


THERE'S A NEW VOTING SYSTEM IN EFFECT! GO ON OVER TO THE TYPE TEE MAIN PAGE AND FUNNY AWAY!




As if being Threadless's favorite sneak-peek photo getter to feed our new print addiction as well as one of the most guffaw-worthy OSC sloganistas working on the craft today, the guy who will only say "what's up?" to you once aka Soloyo has made a permanent blog for single sloganeers and designers who haven't met their perfect type tee mate yet to mingle about and hopefully ask one another to spend some time making wonderful shirt music together in The Official Slogan To Design Blog!


Now official 2009 Blogger of the Year jess4002 has made a couple more sloganeer dreams come true for the the holidays by taking it upon herself to mold their unprinted words of hilarity into an eye-catching typographic shirted masterwork (if only in the magical world of the interwebs) to her all-you-can-read buffet of one-day slogan shirts!





IT'S TIME FOR THE KOLLAB KORNER KIDDIES!



Any Slogan Club member that has a collab or solo submission in the main competition, please feel free to notify the blog and we will post it up here to give it extra special Slogan Club treatment!

IF I HAVE MISSED ANY MEMBER'S CURRENT DESIGNS OR COLLABS, PLEASE POST THEM ON THE BLOG AND I WILL UPDATE ASAP!


WELL WHEN (and if) WE START THIS SECTION UP AGAIN.





NUMERALS AND NUMBERS SECTION



Number of prints current Club members who have had their slogans magically turn into shirt form on Threadless: 96! WHO SHALL BE THE 100TH PRINT FOR THE CLUB'S TROPHY SHIRT WALL?!?!

I Remember Back In the Day... When It Was Morning - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By FRICKINAWESOME (10th Type Tee)

Aardvark. The Extra A Is for Awesome. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Brentendo & rossmat8 (4th Type Tee)


By sidepull

I Am the Bridge Jumping Friend That Your Parents Warned You About. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By rbthatcher (3rd Type Tee)

If There's One Thing I Know, I Should Really Learn More Things. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By brakes

Math Has Serious Problems - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Nintechno (2nd Type Tee)

Stop Animal Testing! They Don't Know the Answers! - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Soloyo

All We Need is Love. And Food. And Water. And Shelter. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Bio-Bot 9000 (6th Type Tee)

Forget Youth. What This World Could Use Is a Fountain of Smart. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By TTUraider

Everything Is Exciting With a Countdown. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By bygrinstow (2nd Type Tee)

I'm Sure Everyone Thinks I'm Paranoid. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Bramish (2nd Type Tee)

Pegasus: The Original Hybrid. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Krimson (2nd Type Tee)

Libraries Are the Number One Place Where Shh Happens - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By rossmat8 (3rd Type Tee)

Catching a Falling Star Would Actually Be Pretty Unlucky - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By nathanwpyle at gmail.com

I Thought the Future Would Have More Beep Boop Sounds - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By FRICKINAWESOME (9th Type Tee)

I May or May Not Be an Indecisive Person. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By FRICKINAWESOME (8th Type Tee)

I Love Life, But Life Just Wants to Be Friends - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Bio-bot 9000 (5th Type Tee)

Imagine me, a Ninja Pirate, riding atop a zombie unicorn... - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By bygrinstow

Cashiers are always checking me out. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By goliath72

I Fought Off a Lion With My Bear Hands - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By BlueLobster

I Hate T-Shirts - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By FRICKINAWESOME (Select, 7th Type Tee)

F5 can be so refreshing - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By SuperRyan

Some people are spoiled. Don't eat them. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Larlar (4th Type Tee)

Danger is my mother's maiden name. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By .onion

Never argue with a 90 degree angle. It's always right. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By TimScribble (2nd Type Tee)

School taught me a valuable lesson. I'm still paying for it. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By T-Lou (Reprints: 1)

Artists Love to Draw Attention - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Brightwood (2nd Type Tee, Reprints: 1)

In My Next Life I Want To Be A Ghost. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By jess4002 (2nd Type Tee)

If Your Pants Are On Fire, Being A Liar Becomes Less Important. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By PuppetMeat (3rd Type Tee, 2009 Bestee Slogan of the Year Winner, Reprints: 1)

My Blood Is Rich in Irony. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By jthrasher (Reprints: 1)

If We Can Put a Man on the Moon, I Should Have a Robot Army by Now - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Danaych

Happily Ever After is so Once Upon A Time. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Brightwood

When You Think About It, All Galaxies Are Far, Far, Away - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By dbrv11 (Reprints: 1)

The Word on the Street is Graffiti. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By PuppetMeat (2nd type tee)

It's all fun & games until someone brings a briefcase - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Maltzmania (5th Type Tee)

My friends aren't imaginary, just invisible and shy - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By FRICKINAWESOME (6th Type Tee)

Paint a picture, it'll take longer. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By EricaTheRed

Pizza: The edible pie chart - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Noh_Body

The best kept secret is the one you don't know about - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Tikimasters (Reprints: 1)

I'm really awesome at being humble. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By northerlywinds

Shoulders - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By rbthatcher (2nd Type Tee)

Geology n' Physics: The original rock n' roll - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By steelplate

I took a bite out of crime and kinda wanted seconds. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By spacesick 2

Robots wish they could do the human - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By JeF (2nd Type Tee)

Supervision isn't nearly as cool as it sounds - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By rossmat8 (2nd Type Tee)

Boomerangs: They're making a comeback - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By lunchboxbrain (2nd Type Tee)

10 out of 10 people agree: We all agree - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Staffell (Reprints: 1)

Put your best foot forward.... - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By supertrooper74

It's this easy being green. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By rbthatcher

Global warming: All the cool planets are doing it. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By bryn.rhys

I like to think outside the quadrilateral parallelogram - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By PuppetMeat

My career as a psychic ended due to unforeseen circumstances - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Krimson

I only fight if pillows are present. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By jess4002

I liked homework better when it was called coloring. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Bio-Bot 9000 (4th Type Tee)

If you can't beat 'em, use cheat codes - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By toopersent

The definition of suspense is... - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By lunchboxbrain

My creative juices may contain pulp - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Caleb11

If history repeats itself, I'm totally getting a dinosaur. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Bio-bot 9000 (3rd Type Tee)

Nostalgia was better in the old days. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Bio-bot 9000 (2nd Type Tee)

You say tomato, I say Lycopersicon esculentum - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By juliejeremiah (2nd Type Tee)

Actually, medicine is the best medicine. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By TimScribble

If rainbows are so cheerful, why are they always frowning? - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By FRICKINAWESOME (5th Type Tee)

Friends actually let friends do lots of stupid things. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By jaywalkergraphics

Resist peer pressure. All the cool kids are doing it. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Bio-Bot 9000

Forget science, I'm donating my body to magic - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Retroludo

I 'occasionally' use air quotes. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By rossmat8

A hug is my favorite adhesive. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By davidfromdallas

Drop it like you're clumsy - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
by kaloyster

My career plans were much more exciting when I was five. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Krokun

I'd rather play records than break them. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Martiandrivein (3rd Type Tee)

Life is like a box of terrible analogies. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Larlar (3rd Type Tee)

I would look cooler if I were riding a unicorn. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By JefAndLaurenRockHarderThanMost

Be spontaneous! You go first. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By bean12

Hooray for sarcasm! - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Maltzmania (4th Type Tee, Reprints: 2)

Origami turned my pants into this shirt - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Againstbound

I hate attention seekers - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By FRICKINAWESOME (4th Type Tee)

I feel all warm and fuzzy inside, like I swallowed a kitten. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Ladykat

Start walking behind me. We can start a parade. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Simpletinrobot

You can't spell random without tangerine swordfish disco car - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
by Maltzmania (3rd Type Tee)

It's Just Safer To Assume I Know Karate - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
by Martiandrivein (2nd Type Tee, Reprints: 2)

The art of conversation is, like, kinda dead and stuff. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
by FRICKINAWESOME (3rd Type Tee, Reprints: 1)

Real bear hugs are often fatal. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Nintechno (Reprints: 1)

Rock is dead and paper killed it. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By SnakeMan (Bestee Winner, 2008, Reprints: 3)

I'm Not Afraid Of The Dark - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Maltzmania (2nd Type Tee)

I Listen To Bands... Print - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By FRICKINAWESOME

I High Five Strangers - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Maltzmania

The Internet Was Closed... - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By FRICKINAWESOME (2nd Type Tee, Reprints: 1)

Movies: Ruining The Book Since 1920 - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By ZombietoArt (Reprints: 2)

Video Games Ruined My Life - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
by Larlar (2nd Type Tee, Reprints: 2)

I Listen To Bands... - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
by FRICKINAWESOME (Bestee Winner, Reprints: 8)

This Shirt Hides My Cold Robot Interior - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
by Evade

I'm A Noun! - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
by Sharlajay

Being Vague is Almost as... - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
by Torakamikaze (Reprints: 1)

Haikus are easy but... - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
by Martiandrivein (Reprints: 8)

Canada: Living the American dream... - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
by Aristarchus

A city built on rock n' roll would be... - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
by Juliejeremiah (Reprints: 2)

Stop destroying our planet. It's where I keep... - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
by Larlar (Reprints: 1)

Fractions Speak Louder than Nerds - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
by Bramish



beebej
beebej on Jan 22 '11 at 7:11pm
Hopefully it works this time.
tiggyvg
tiggyvg on Jan 22 '11 at 8:04pm
WELCOME beebei. you got some good stuff ^-^ and the Mythbusters would kick the ghost busters asses :D
tiggyvg
tiggyvg on Jan 22 '11 at 8:06pm
new slogan up :D

Mirror mirror on the car, things that are close may look far.
sidepull
sidepull on Jan 24 '11 at 2:49pm
Nice tigg! Very well done.

Here's a new one from me:

_pp_rently, I _m not so good _t h_ngm_n.
tiggyvg
tiggyvg on Jan 25 '11 at 7:01pm
hey yall despite my better judgement i put up my critike to a desine :D i should have a better one up soon but for now vote me up :D

http://www.threadless.com/submission/320649/if_t_shirts_could_talk_that_would_be_frightening
soloyo
soloyo on Jan 27 '11 at 1:17pm
tiggyvg
tiggyvg on Jan 27 '11 at 4:03pm
verry nice :D
butterf4
butterf4 on Jan 28 '11 at 4:07pm
hey everyone! I'm new at this. Can you take a look at some of my slogans and let me know what you think. Any constructive criticism would be awesome!

My Slogans
Drewdle
Drewdle on Jan 29 '11 at 1:22am
Hey can I join the slogan club?

SloganClubnew
tiggyvg
tiggyvg on Jan 29 '11 at 9:38am
WELCOME DREWDLE!!! welcome to the club and stuff
butterf4
butterf4 on Jan 29 '11 at 1:17pm
Can I join the slogan club? :)

SloganClubORIGINAL
tiggyvg
tiggyvg on Jan 30 '11 at 1:14pm
welcome butter :D welcome to the team, stuffs bin runnen a lil slow lately its good to see new faces
SereneBear
SereneBear on Jan 30 '11 at 5:42pm
SereneBear
SereneBear on Jan 30 '11 at 5:44pm
Don't know html & was trying to follow the instructions to become a new member.

SereneBear
SereneBear on Jan 30 '11 at 5:52pm


Ok, not i understand.

May I join the slogan club please?
SereneBear
SereneBear on Jan 30 '11 at 5:52pm


Ok, now i understand.

May I join the slogan club please?
SereneBear
SereneBear on Jan 30 '11 at 5:53pm
SereneBear
SereneBear on Jan 30 '11 at 5:55pm
SereneBear
SereneBear on Jan 30 '11 at 5:56pm
I don't know how to load the Slogan club picture :(
tiggyvg
tiggyvg on Jan 31 '11 at 5:39pm
let me see if i remember....
u click the img button to the right then put the url were It says image url, at least thats how i think it works :P i dont think you use a html
SereneBear
SereneBear on Jan 31 '11 at 6:23pm
SereneBear
SereneBear on Jan 31 '11 at 6:24pm
SloganClubORIGINALme
SereneBear
SereneBear on Jan 31 '11 at 6:25pm
OMG i finally did it ... yippee yeehar!

Thanks Vincent!
Drewdle
Drewdle on Jan 31 '11 at 7:23pm
FYI, when you spam the slogan board with literal hundreds of slogans changing one word at a time, it's incredibly annoying SereneBear.
rossmat8
rossmat8 on Feb 01 '11 at 4:21pm
Welcome new people!
SereneBear
SereneBear on Feb 02 '11 at 6:13pm
Ok, Drewdle, comment noted. Spamming was not intentional.
Drewdle
Drewdle on Feb 02 '11 at 6:16pm
Thanks ;)
Theo86
Theo86 on Feb 03 '11 at 4:09pm
Hi, I'm newish may I join here I have some slogans.

Here is my top slogan.

Sarcastic people always say Im right.
tiggyvg
tiggyvg on Feb 04 '11 at 1:17pm
just got to make urself a card :D
bygrinstow
bygrinstow on Feb 04 '11 at 4:29pm
I now I get to watch my slogans tank again. Happy day!
butterf4
butterf4 on Feb 04 '11 at 10:56pm
bygrinstow, what are you talking about? You have some great stuff and it nowhere near tanks! Love your puns.
rossmat8
rossmat8 on Feb 05 '11 at 3:33am
Apparently the difference between ten and 10 is 30%.
rossmat8
rossmat8 on Feb 05 '11 at 3:36am
Sorry that was my selfesh way of saying the voters suck.
rossmat8
rossmat8 on Feb 05 '11 at 3:37am
selfish*
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Feb 05 '11 at 4:25am
Dude, there's probably so many new people since we last updated this thing, lol. Welcome all of you, excuse the cobwebs and the needs to give all the punctuation a good polishing. And yes, your mind is a filthy no-good whore if you thought there was anything dirty about that last sentence.

I have been a horrible clubhouse leader lately, with many awesome members of this club welcoming all the new people and offering them support since my absence.

Hopefully we'll get this place up and rebooted soon (and I think I'll just take some things out for a bit until we get more sorted out), but it's just nice to come out of a winter's shelter many of us have been clingly tightly to for a long time, with the slightest bit of new slogan news would keep the flame burning for just a little longer.

I can't wait for us all to bask a bit in the light of the new slogan mindset at Threadless and have their attentions again, so let's set this slogan ship cruise seaward again right with some of the best new slogans we can offer Threadless and anyone who wants to be amused for a couple seconds, and maybe even more if it's a really good fucking slogan :) Let's overwhelm the slogan blatherers and lewd-joke-repeaters with such a force of word wonderful that they'll be shamed into stepping up their shit. At least come out with their own shitty slogans instead of Will Ferrel movie characters, lol.

Sure the new system's in need of a little fine-tuning, but that's something that Threadless will actually WORK with us on....which for a company of this many millions in the bank and still counts on us for helping them shape their online world is just an amazing statement for what people mean to this place. I just wish the beginnings of this change didn't take so long as to nearly put out the flame of creative enthusiasm in some of my favorite slogan creators....slogan writers that I consider some of the funniest comedians I've had the pleasure of enjoying many a joke. I mean, Larlar ranks right up there with a ton of famous comedy minds in my opinion.

The reason I place such a high esteem and relish their slogan work is because I feel our can be equal to any design out there. It is not worth a fourth of the money an illustration gets paid to me in artistic value. A brilliant slogan - and not just the type tee, but the actual slogan itself- as well as a brilliant shirt design are the same thing to me: brilliant.

IT IS FINALLY OUT TIME......TO RISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

*even the crickets in the audience sound bored*

Oh......um.....


FREEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!


*crowd roars like jungle animals*
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Feb 05 '11 at 4:41am
So i kind of quickly made a better version of what i just wrote here and slapped it up top as a kind of renewed mission statement of what this club is and tries to do.

I know I don't have the amount of time I used to be able to devote to keeping this sucker afloat and equipped with the latest advances in slogan technologies (especially with a boy/girl on the way soon, which I haven't really mentioned on Threadless, lol)...but i'd love for this place to exist again in a more meaningful way, helping foster sorta crappy sloganeers who eventually become impressive voices in their own right. It's happened before here...

Hopefully Dennis, Ross, Nester, Ro (and really, everyone in the club!) can help this place stay on the tracks again...whatever the hell that means :)
tiggyvg
tiggyvg on Feb 05 '11 at 7:37am
Congratulations Frickin!!!
bygrinstow
bygrinstow on Feb 05 '11 at 8:58am
Congratulations, Evan!

You're right -- you won't have the time (unless you have a nanny).
dbrv11
dbrv11 on Feb 05 '11 at 9:15am
Wow, lots of awesome news lately!

Congratulations, Evan!
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Feb 05 '11 at 12:38pm
haha, thanks gang, appreciate it. I want the little tyke covered every day in your witty slogans, so let's all get crackin' and kickin' ass!

Also, I'm starting a Twitter 365 to try and find some way to use Twitter in a way I find somewhat comfortable, so follow me and join the daily hilarity gang!
soloyo
soloyo on Feb 05 '11 at 1:01pm
Evan did you guys Pick a name yet?

* would make a cool contest for this blog by the way *
tiggyvg
tiggyvg on Feb 05 '11 at 3:11pm
XD
soloyo
soloyo on Feb 05 '11 at 3:26pm
Since slogans are back... you might want to check this one out:

Dance instructors always try to make me follow in their footsteps
tiggyvg
tiggyvg on Feb 05 '11 at 3:28pm
new slogan up, not my best work but i felt the need to put it in :D

The theory of relativity is between me and my family
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Feb 05 '11 at 8:23pm
Yeah, that would be a kick-ass contest...although I thought we did pick out a name? Could be totally off on that one, it was after all like several million seconds ago...

I'll be checking the hell out of these slogans the next few days...I gotta get back in the swing of inspiration with all y'alls slogan slinging goodness.
Retroludo
Retroludo on Feb 05 '11 at 8:29pm
That's way awesome congrats FA!!!
jaywalkergraphics
jaywalkergraphics on Feb 05 '11 at 11:23pm
Hey . . . what does everyone mean when they say stuff like, "Slogans are back,"?

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her boobs. OK, I'm pretty sure she used
her digits, but a guy can dream can't he?


How my boy Harpo25 drew this many versions of my ugly mug and escaped with perfect eyesight, I'll never know. They'll tell the story for ages in his family with silenced awe...


J-Ray's muppet madness portrait of me!


Mucho bravos to the one and only Urbanraptor for bringing this scene from 24: Season 24 to life. It stars me and Jack Bauer, who is interrogating me because i am the only person left in the world that hasn't been interrogated yet.


Alex McDuff surprised the socks right off my feet with this unsolicited drawing of me!


Fun from Christmas Day cleanup at my friend's crib.

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