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FRICKINAWESOME
FRICKINAWESOME aka Evan Ferstenfeld is a 32.32 year old boy, has been a member since May 5, 2006, has scored 66178 submissions, giving an average score of 1.71.
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NEW BALLOTS FOR THE 16TH OSC CONTEST!
Make sure you've sharpened your number eighteen pencil which lets you use the lead utensil as a computer browsing tool and poke the screen here to be transported to Nintechno's ballots for the 16th OSC "School" Contest Ballots!

BALLOTPALOOZA! MORE FOR THE 17TH OSC CONTEST AS WELL!
Put on your baggiest Hammer pants and trap up your trappiest keeper while heading over to vote on the 17th OSC "Nostalgia" Contest!







INTRODUCTION TO THE CLUB. SO LIKE, HEY AND STUFF.

Yes, it is indeed FRICKINAWESOME and Nintechno AKA He Who Now Plays With Power...Slogan Power!, welcoming you to the Official Slogan Club Treehouse Headquarters, where all matters that pertain to our love affair of witty word clusters will be discussed, dissected, ranted and/or raved about! Anything goes pertaining to the art of the slogan, with anyone who has at least five slogans and offically decrees their intent to join the Slogan Club by displaying their completed membership card upon this page will find FRICKINAWESOME's favorite slogans of yours at the top o' the blog, as well as a magical fairy dispatched to your house that will perform a Slogan Club induction ceremony with you and turn brussel sprouts into cinnamon bears! *Note: there is a 1 in 1,909,448,039 chance of the fairy actually surviving the voyage to your home*

The Official Slogan Club Membership Card created by MeLa de Gypsie:

NEW!

Learn how to best display your new favorite digital possession and more on Halogirl's "html made not easy but easier" page.


Also, Jaywalkerghraphics AKA the head of the OSC Welcoming Committee will be around shortly upon your clubhouse arrival with some complimentary waffles- the sugar high encourages giddy and rapid slogan-making:




Number of Slogan Club Bretheren: 401

VOTE ON YOUR FELLOW MEMBERS!
HERE'S THE MEMBERS LIST!!!!! PLEASE VOTE ON AS MANY AS YOU CAN.


NEW MEMBER! OUR 400TH MEMBER!
"Revenge is a dish best served w/o discussing the delivery method"- eoin3.

NEW MEMBER!
"Beware of geeks bearing gif.s"- Ffestra.






THE OSC ALSO HAS ITS FIRST GROUPIE!
Thanks for coming to all our poetry readings and cheering us on, mz_kat_ii!




SLOGAN'S HERO AND PERCENTAGES

There will be a featured sloganeer of Nintechno's choosing every other week, highlighting any individuals who really step up their brain games and show outstanding advancements in the field of slogan shirt-larity!

NEW HERO!
The new "Slogan's Hero" is: scao!


EXCLUSIVELY FOR OSC MEMBERS!
Recent OSC inductee Colorfool has graced our lil club with a machine that scoops all of our highest scoring slogans out of the quinzillians of slogan bottom feeders along with a ton of other interesting analyzes in his Slogan Statistics Blog. Don't forget to pack your thinking shoes!


Click here for Garnett F's blog on all winning type tees and their percentages at the time of achieving printed Threadless immortality. Well, until you wash the shirt for the 300th time.

Maltzmania has graciously donated his time and keyboard tapping ability updating and continuing the list of printed t-shirts and percentages they received before printing immortality blessed them with unlimited giggle-giving ability to passersby. Find that blog by clicking over yonder.


For a list of ALL PAST OSC CONTEST WINNERS and a look at their shiny trophies, click here!


Check out a ton of blogs to many many cool slogan-related activities on Threadless by clicking here!




NEW SLOGAN EVENTS, NEWS AND GOINGS-ON



THREE NEW TYPE TEES FROM OSC MEMBERS!

Danger is my mother's maiden name. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By .onion


Some people are spoiled. Don't eat them. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Larlar (4th Type Tee)


By @nintechno (2nd Twitter Tee)



NEW BALLOTS FOR THE 16TH OSC CONTEST!
Make sure you've sharpened your number eighteen pencil which lets you use the lead utensil as a computer browsing tool and poke the screen here to be transported to Nintechno's ballots for the 16th OSC "School" Contest Ballots!

BALLOTPALOOZA! MORE FOR THE 17TH OSC CONTEST AS WELL!
Put on your baggiest Hammer pants and trap up your trappiest keeper while heading over to vote on the 17th OSC "Nostalgia" Contest!



NEW SLOGAN CONTEST! SPOOKY!
Michael Jackson's best video was all about it. Marlon Brando's final sentence in Apocalypse Now said it all. The Scary Movie sequels even tried to poke fun at it but wound up being more unfunny than than night of lemon juices being squirted into your eyes!

So board up your windows, start shining up your favorite shotgun, and stop watching that damned cursed VHS tape because the theme for the 18th OSC Slogan Contest is anything and everything to do with this month's Halloween holiday aka "horror". Leave no zombie slogan unshot, no blood-soaked gory word unbled and don't be afraid to turn the flashlights off when writing a scary glow-in-the-dark slogan! Is that the footsteps of a vampire who roams the night looking for students who fail English class to suck their life out? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

The deadline for these creepy crawly word entries is the clock striking midnight on November 9th.

The hellishly torturous rules for this contest are as follows: You may submit only ten (10 for the cheap seats who can't read word numbers) slogans for the entire contest, so make up ghoul-grabbingly good! The slogan must be close to the 65 character limit of Threadless for the regular contest, a few letters over won't be grounds for casting your entry off into the dungeon of lost slogan souls. When submitting your shockingly scary slogans for the contest, please post them in bold and with the heading "Horror Contest". Any slogans for the contest not submitted in bold shall not be counted, so darken those words before casting them into the witch's brew!





IT'S TIME FOR THE KOLLAB KORNER KIDDIES!



Any Slogan Club member that has a collab or solo submission in the main competition, please feel free to notify the blog and we will post it up here to give it extra special Slogan Club treatment!

evan3:

The Greatest Machine Ever Made - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More

Maltzmania:

My Hat - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More

Mosquito88 and Rossmat8:

Weeping Willows - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More

ferfo:

Geometry is for real artists - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More

nathanwpyle at gmail.com:

Dog Food Pyramid - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More

Ffestra:

Mr Mugwort - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More

Identikit - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More

Egbert Fizwald - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More

jeffreyg:

Hannah Maltztana - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More

We Are All Just Puppets... - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More

Bringin' Home the Bacon - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More

greententacle:

Insocknia Nightmare - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More

HorsefaceDee:

Unicorn of War - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More

Pakpandir and Frickinawesome:

The Robot's Renaissance - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More




NUMERALS AND NUMBERS SECTION



Number of prints current Club members who have had their slogans magically turn into shirt form on Threadless: 75!

Some people are spoiled. Don't eat them. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Larlar (4th Type Tee)

Danger is my mother's maiden name. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By .onion

Never argue with a 90 degree angle. It's always right. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By TimScribble (2nd Type Tee)

School taught me a valuable lesson. I'm still paying for it. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By T-Lou

Artists Love to Draw Attention - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Brightwood (2nd Type Tee)

In My Next Life I Want To Be A Ghost. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By jess4002 (2nd Type Tee)

If Your Pants Are On Fire, Being A Liar Becomes Less Important. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By PuppetMeat (3rd Type Tee)

My Blood Is Rich in Irony. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By jthrasher (Reprints: 1)

If We Can Put a Man on the Moon, I Should Have a Robot Army by Now - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Danaych

Happily Ever After is so Once Upon A Time. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Brightwood

When You Think About It, All Galaxies Are Far, Far, Away - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By dbrv11

The Word on the Street is Graffiti. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By PuppetMeat (2nd type tee)

It's all fun & games until someone brings a briefcase - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Maltzmania (5th type tee)

My friends aren't imaginary, just invisible and shy - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By FRICKINAWESOME (6th type tee)

Paint a picture, it'll take longer. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By EricaTheRed

Pizza: The edible pie chart - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Noh_Body

The best kept secret is the one you don't know about - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Tikimasters

I'm really awesome at being humble. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By northerlywinds

Shoulders - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By rbthatcher (2nd type tee)

Geology n' Physics: The original rock n' roll - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By steelplate

I took a bite out of crime and kinda wanted seconds. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By spacesick 2

Robots wish they could do the human - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By JeF (2nd Type Tee)

Supervision isn't nearly as cool as it sounds - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By rossmat8 (2nd Type Tee)

Boomerangs: They're making a comeback - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By lunchboxbrain (2nd Type Tee)

10 out of 10 people agree: We all agree - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Staffell (Reprints: 1)

Put your best foot forward.... - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By supertrooper74

It's this easy being green. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By rbthatcher

Global warming: All the cool planets are doing it. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By bryn.rhys

I like to think outside the quadrilateral parallelogram - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By PuppetMeat

My career as a psychic ended due to unforeseen circumstances - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Krimson

I only fight if pillows are present. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By jess4002

I liked homework better when it was called coloring. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Bio-Bot 9000 (4th Type Tee)

If you can't beat 'em, use cheat codes - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By toopersent

The definition of suspense is... - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By lunchboxbrain

My creative juices may contain pulp - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Caleb11

If history repeats itself, I'm totally getting a dinosaur. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Bio-bot 9000 (3rd Type Tee)

Nostalgia was better in the old days. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Bio-bot 9000 (2nd Type Tee)

You say tomato, I say Lycopersicon esculentum - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By juliejeremiah (2nd Type Tee)

Actually, medicine is the best medicine. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By TimScribble

If rainbows are so cheerful, why are they always frowning? - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By FRICKINAWESOME (5th Type Tee)

Friends actually let friends do lots of stupid things. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By jaywalkergraphics

Resist peer pressure. All the cool kids are doing it. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Bio-Bot 9000

Forget science, I'm donating my body to magic - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Retroludo

I 'occasionally' use air quotes. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By rossmat8

A hug is my favorite adhesive. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By davidfromdallas

Drop it like you're clumsy - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
by kaloyster

My career plans were much more exciting when I was five. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Krokun

I'd rather play records than break them. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Martiandrivein (3rd Type Tee)

Life is like a box of terrible analogies. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Larlar (3rd Type Tee)

I would look cooler if I were riding a unicorn. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By JefAndLaurenRockHarderThanMost

Be spontaneous! You go first. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By bean12

Hooray for sarcasm! - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Maltzmania (4th Type Tee, Reprints: 1)

Origami turned my pants into this shirt - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Againstbound

I hate attention seekers - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By FRICKINAWESOME (4th Type Tee)

I feel all warm and fuzzy inside, like I swallowed a kitten. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Ladykat

Start walking behind me. We can start a parade. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Simpletinrobot

You can't spell random without tangerine swordfish disco car - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
by Maltzmania (3rd Type Tee)

It's Just Safer To Assume I Know Karate - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
by Martiandrivein (2nd Type Tee, Reprints: 1)

The art of conversation is, like, kinda dead and stuff. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
by FRICKINAWESOME (3rd Type Tee, Reprints: 1)

Real bear hugs are often fatal. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Nintechno (Reprints: 1)

Rock is dead and paper killed it. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By SnakeMan (Bestee Winner, 2008, Reprints: 1)

I'm Not Afraid Of The Dark - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Maltzmania (2nd Type Tee)

I Listen To Bands... Print - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By FRICKINAWESOME

I High Five Strangers - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By Maltzmania

The Internet Was Closed... - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By FRICKINAWESOME (2nd Type Tee, Reprints: 1)

Movies: Ruining The Book Since 1920 - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
By ZombietoArt (Reprints: 2)

Video Games Ruined My Life - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
by Larlar (2nd Type Tee, Reprints: 2)

I Listen To Bands... - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
by FRICKINAWESOME (Bestee Winner, Reprints: 7)

This Shirt Hides My Cold Robot Interior - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
by Evade

I'm A Noun! - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
by Sharlajay

Being Vague is Almost as... - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
by Torakamikaze (Reprints: 1)

Haikus are easy but... - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
by Martiandrivein (Reprints: 8)

Canada: Living the American dream... - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
by Aristarchus

A city built on rock n' roll would be... - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
by Juliejeremiah (Reprints: 2)

Stop destroying our planet. It's where I keep... - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
by Larlar (Reprints: 1)

Fractions Speak Louder than Nerds - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
by Bramish


NEW BALLOTS FOR THE 16TH OSC CONTEST!
Make sure you've sharpened your number eighteen pencil which lets you use the lead utensil as a computer browsing tool and poke the screen here to be transported to Nintechno's ballots for the 16th OSC "School" Contest Ballots!

BALLOTPALOOZA! MORE FOR THE 17TH OSC CONTEST AS WELL!
Put on your baggiest Hammer pants and trap up your trappiest keeper while heading over to vote on the 17th OSC "Nostalgia" Contest!
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jpiatt
   jpiatt on Mar 03 '07 at 11:43am
I've just started to illustrate my slogans that could work as images. Slogan shirts never get printed anymore....F it
martiandrivein
martiandrivein on Mar 03 '07 at 11:44am
I should do the same
jpiatt
   jpiatt on Mar 03 '07 at 11:46am
do it martian!
I'm pleased to announce "Gloves like to get fingered" and "Imaginary friends party harder" are already subbed and pending!
martiandrivein
martiandrivein on Mar 03 '07 at 11:49am
I dunno what I should work on, though. My cat has 8 continues has potential, I suppose
hxcassandra
hxcassandra on Mar 03 '07 at 11:53am
i just went on a delete spree and deleted a bunch of my slogans.
now i feel naked.
naked and drunk.
.jl-london.
.jl-london. on Mar 03 '07 at 12:00pm
frik, i'm workin on something with j-ray atm man but i will get in touch fo that lil' ideas throwin around dealy soon mate.
victimofopportunity
victimofopportunity on Mar 03 '07 at 12:34pm
i've got another new slogann
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Mar 03 '07 at 2:50pm
(Answering the folks who didn't realize the other blog had died of natural causes and posted there on its rotting corpse):

larlar- I reallllly like the "apples" slogan. Your other on is biting off my old "Life is like a bunch of stupid forrest gump quotes." I'm sure you knew that tho.

ngee- Welcome back hombre. Now get your ass over to the correct slogan blog so you can read that i welcomed you back.

dammit baconjeez- I've patiently awaiting your arrival when it was prophecised by the talking bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich i ate a few days ago, and you return to save a dead blog! Your followers have moved to another continent now, MAN- do a mapquest or check your GPS from heaven before you swoop on by and grab nothing but dead blog. Well, accidents happen i suppose....now when's the next time you are returning to earth? 2,000 more years? Fantastic. ps- i dig the nickles and quarters slogan.

chellsie ALWAYS gets blasted when i aint around. Pssshhh-shaw! How can i stick funny things up your nose and write obscene things on your forehead if im not around for these events?

kayla- I'm scared that i think i might have phobiaphobia. That scares me too.

TheSham- I've been pretty much running this blog by my lonesome for well over a month now, but Nintechno will hopefully return when he recharges his life force. And Martian, I have petitioned Nintechno three times this week for his top five or ten slogans of the contest, but so far no answer. If i don't get anything from him by the end of this week, I will have no choice then to just pick the winner myself. Which sucks, cause then i get ALL the looks of revulsion and pissed-off-edness directed completely at me. lol.

rebakat- I didn't read all of your post b/c I'm too lazy for all those multi-syllable words. Being lazy is kinda a pre-requisite for joining this club. And showing your membership card on here. Check at the top of the blog for my fav slogans of yours. O..and edit your list of slogans down to a reasonable number please. now if you'll excuse me...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzetc

hx- Whore in the world do you think you're talkin' to? And put some clothes on and pass the jim beam, dangit.

jpiatt- They just printed tora's slogan tee two weeks ago and the reprints pop up all over the place on the site. Stop wrongly predicting the death of the type tee like everyone else man. But type tee/illos are quite cool too. Plus, we got our own contests here just in case Threadless starts ignoring us again.

.jl- I'll be patiently waiting by my email all day and night for the idea session.

victim- what's a slogann?

Funny people should mention slogans on this blog, cause i coincidentally got a few new ones as well. Amazing coincidences. Or is it fate?
thebabe_2
thebabe_2 on Mar 03 '07 at 2:58pm
frickin whats up man. Have a good weekend.
J-Ray
J-Ray on Mar 03 '07 at 3:03pm
nice bold haha
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Mar 03 '07 at 3:08pm
yeah...lol. It screws up the entire works if you forget one measly "/".
Larlar
Larlar on Mar 03 '07 at 4:56pm
I totally can't keep up with this crazy blog changingness, for I am mentally deficient.
schleb
schleb on Mar 03 '07 at 5:03pm
jpiatt - i like your idea of illustrating slogans. off i go!
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Mar 03 '07 at 6:33pm
Don't give in to the "slogans are dead" whiners schleb. Do some slogans with designs, but don't turn your back on keeping it real and plainly wordy. Don't speak that way about yourself larlar- unless you consider yourself some type of slogan savant.
schleb
schleb on Mar 03 '07 at 6:34pm
don't worry FRICKIN i'm just in a slogan slump right now, so i'm doing it to keep me busy.
J-Ray
J-Ray on Mar 03 '07 at 6:35pm
Me too.. I think I can only think of one good slogan per week.
Heavenly Devil
Heavenly Devil on Mar 03 '07 at 6:40pm
I am sorry I am still confizzled as to how I can join this amazing club of goodness.
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Mar 03 '07 at 6:45pm
Just keep making funny clogans like "my bodyguards are ninjas", "pants on fire" and "winner by default!", and you've taken a giant leap towards club admission! The other thing you need to do is just grab a copy of the membership card at the top o' the blog, fill it in, post it here, and then put it in your main page on Threadless and you're in! Once i see your membership card, i'll add your name with the other 77 infamous souls who have sworn a life-long devotion to the printed witty word. Glad to have you aboard, heavenly!
Heavenly Devil
Heavenly Devil on Mar 03 '07 at 6:46pm
hehe clogans
hehehehehehe, sorry I just ate some cookies and some chocolate and hehehe that was funny
thanks for the info though.
Heavenly Devil
Heavenly Devil on Mar 03 '07 at 7:05pm
hmmm hopefully this is okay
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
sectionbb
sectionbb on Mar 03 '07 at 8:15pm
I was wondering if this slogan is a bit too crass for Threadless:

If you massage my rooster, I’ll tickle your cat

Course it works the other way too:
If you tickle my cat, I'll massage your rooster

How'bout:
I'll tickle your cat, if you massage my rooster

I dunno, just wondering what you thought.
Heavenly Devil
Heavenly Devil on Mar 03 '07 at 8:17pm
New slogan!
it stems from a real game I played when we couldn't think of anymore truths or dares.
sectionbb
sectionbb on Mar 03 '07 at 8:22pm
Fricknawesome
the last comment link on this page send folks to the old blog
Could be why there is some confusion.

FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Mar 04 '07 at 3:17am
sectionbb- Yeah, that might be a bit on the crassy side for Thredless, but that never stopped me from making a slogan about badminton pros can play with three shuttlecocks at once or something to that effect. So go for it although it will probably get sot down.

heavenly- Cool beans heav! Yeah, i didn't even notice my clogan faux pas until you brought it up. lol. Nice membership card, and I especially like the Donnie Darko fat Asian girl reference with your favorite slogan. That's the only time i've ever heard the phrase said that way, although i might be wrong.
J-Ray
J-Ray on Mar 04 '07 at 11:57am
How about, I was a time traveller in my next life.
sectionbb
sectionbb on Mar 04 '07 at 12:11pm
Yo - MR. FRICKENAWESOME
the "Last Comment" link on this page goes to the last comment on Blog #2.

Brandon Norris
Brandon Norris on Mar 04 '07 at 12:27pm
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
sectionbb
sectionbb on Mar 04 '07 at 12:29pm
Ahem,
Brandon.
You need some slogans.
Brandon Norris
Brandon Norris on Mar 04 '07 at 12:30pm
Yeah I know...I'm still kind of new to this.
J-Ray
J-Ray on Mar 04 '07 at 12:44pm
Please vote on my new slogan.. I don't submit very many, and I think my newest one is getting underscored :(
thebabe_2
thebabe_2 on Mar 04 '07 at 4:11pm
FOR YOU FRICKIN!!!! MY STREET TEAM URL

http://www.threadless.com/?streetteam=thebabe_2
Heavenly Devil
Heavenly Devil on Mar 04 '07 at 4:13pm
YAY for recognizing my Donnie Darko referance!
+22 cool points
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Mar 04 '07 at 5:31pm
sectionbb- Holy carptoids, you're right! Thanks soooo much for bringing this to my attention- I have corrected the situation and offered everyone who posted on the previous slogan club blog a full two minute refund on their life to get those valuable moments back for other Threadless precious memories! thanks again! BTW- this shirt is a decorative facade which masks my true self is noooooice.

j- I like that new slogan. I think i'll steal it.

brandon- Your paint program skillz intimidate me sir. Ur really going for some avante garde membership card antics aint ya, or did you make it while you were sleepwalking and falling down the stairs at the same time? Just playin' with ya old friend...of five minutes. But yeah, if you could put a photo on that bad boy and come up with some slogans, I would be more than happy to admit you into our little slogan love-in club we got goin' on here. Feel free to post on here again when you russle up some slogans, and please don't forget to vote on as many club member's slogans as you can (hence the handy-dandy list up at the top). Thanks!

thebabe- Yeah, once again thanks for the link. I've decided to wait until tommorrow to see if i wanna add any to my shipment, so the bad news is it'll take abit longer to get you those STP's, but the good news I might want one or two more shirts tommorrow to up your ante plenty! O and my good man...i think i've mentioned to you about 300 times now that you should probably delete the slogans that are under 30-35 percent so people can have a chance at voting on the ones that might one day emblazon several hundred people's chests around the world and bring happiness to weary passersby...

HeavenlyHam- Yeay! You just got me leveled up Sally Field-levels of cool!!! Pretty soon, i'll be on be well on my way to Patrick Swayze and a scant 30 years away from David Cross status!

I've got some new slogans if you have am moment gang to cast your ballots.

EXCITING NEWS!!! WITH TOMMORROW'S MONDAY UPDATES TO THE SLOGAN CLUB, WE WILL BE ANNOUNCING THE WINNER OF THE 1ST OFFICIAL SLOGAN CLUB CONTEST, AND WHO KNOWS, MAYBE BE ANNOUNCING ANOTHER CONTEST IN ITS PLACE??? The suspense is killing you right now, eh? Serisouly, don't go into atrial fibulation. Tommorrow will come sooner than you think.



J-Ray
J-Ray on Mar 04 '07 at 7:16pm
I'd already submitted that slogan...

I had this other idea, but I know it's way too esoteric to win. You know the cheesy video "The banana: an athiest's worst nightmare"? It's got Kurt Cameron and this other guy talking about how Bananas are perfectly suited to human hands and are proof of God and stuff.

So I think, "The penis: an athiest's worst nightmare" is funny, but nobody would get it but me and maybe one or two others.
J-Ray
J-Ray on Mar 04 '07 at 7:17pm
Wow Frickin, you have so many good slogans.. how do you think so many of them up?
hxcassandra
hxcassandra on Mar 04 '07 at 7:18pm
tits.
J-Ray
J-Ray on Mar 04 '07 at 7:18pm
agreed
hxcassandra
hxcassandra on Mar 04 '07 at 7:25pm
profanity!!
*highxfive*

ass.
cock.
balls.
upper right ventricle.
J-Ray
J-Ray on Mar 04 '07 at 7:26pm
i like the sound of
twat
hxcassandra
hxcassandra on Mar 04 '07 at 7:28pm
shitters.
rt3
rt3 on Mar 04 '07 at 9:34pm
FRICKINAWESOME,
Are you gonna send me the winner tonight or tommorow?
So I can post it on the site?
Just e-mail it to me any time.
Thanks
thebabe_2
thebabe_2 on Mar 04 '07 at 11:33pm
for sure frickin.. its been a busy week. i will do so soon. Have a good week. and I will talk to u soon.
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Mar 05 '07 at 12:26am
j-ray- Yeah, I'm thinking that would be a bit on the obscure side, even for a site that lives for references that only 1 percent of the world will get...with the banana slogan, we're gettin' into the thousandth decimal! And thanks for the kind words about my slogans. I dunno, my man- I've always liked playing around with words and the double and triple meanings of some parts of the language, and am always maniplating them in my mind. I actually come up with a ton of them while I am writing in this blog or responding to someone else out in blogtown! lol. Others just come to me through hearing something in modern life or an observation about life I've always had- just like the "your mom" slogan i just wrote up. I've always thought it was hilarious how pissed people get when someone insults your mother...i mean, they are just shitting on some ethereal mother that we all share, and not specifically yours, so who gives a toss what anyone says about this fictional mother that everyone insults? People get shot over that stuff; it's like making fun of a guy's beat-up piece of shit car for no reason when in reality he has a Rolly Royce that you didn't know about. I usually laugh off mom jokes or make them even filthier regarding my mother. Sfter all, I ain't really talking about my actual mom.

hx- You're 14, cassie! We can still ground you and send you to your room above the crawlspace without supper and lock the door till morning if you don't stop using unwomanly language! So cram your word hole before anyone gets really fucking mad and fucking fucks up your fucking face! Fucking Got it? fuck.

rt3- Consider the winner sent your way tonight. Please post the winner anytime after 12pm on Monday (ie tommorrow) on your site. Thanks man!

oh and hx- dingleberries.
hxcassandra
hxcassandra on Mar 05 '07 at 9:00am
hahahaha, dingleberries.
that is the greatest thing ever.
but it reminds me of the wild thornberries.
and except for that crazy tim curry dad, that show was a total downer.
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Mar 05 '07 at 11:21am
CONGRATS TO SHARLAJAY FOR HER AWESOME TYPE TEE WINNAGE!!! BE SURE TO CHECK THE TOP OF THE BLOG FOR THE LUCKY CONTEST WINNER, UPDATES TO NEARLY EVERY SECTION OF THE CLUB, AND HIDDEN EASTER EGGS TO LURE THE ELUSIVE RABBIT JESUS OUT FROM HIS PLACE OF HIDING EVEN EARLIER THAN NORMAL!
J-Ray
J-Ray on Mar 05 '07 at 11:23am
Yeah that's why I didn't sub it. And after further thought, I wouldn't even wear it myself. haha :)
ladykat
ladykat on Mar 05 '07 at 11:26am
Well, congrats to the runners-up!

I'm not seeing any grand-prize winner on the other page, though...
MadIron
MadIron on Mar 05 '07 at 1:43pm
Woo, 4th place.
canadianbeaver
canadianbeaver on Mar 05 '07 at 2:30pm
Still not seeing the winner?????
Wharbone
Wharbone on Mar 05 '07 at 2:49pm
What's up? Newb here. I really like the 5th place entry.

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