ONE NEW TYPE TEE FROM AN OSC MEMBER!


By Noh_Body




LAST WEEK!!!!!!
BALLOTS FOR THE 14TH SLOGAN CONTEST!
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LAST WEEK!!!!!!
NEW THEME FOR THE START OF THE 15TH OSC SLOGAN CONTEST!
Before we were immersed up to our eyebrains in college textbooks about parts of a plant's mitochondria and could recite every word of the Octomom's eight-part autobiography, most of us were lulled to sleep or terrified of ever closing our eyes again by tales read to them out of fake gold-plated books with fanciful images and stories of morals that we had a sinking suspicion were a fun form of mind control. No, I'm not talking about the cheesy romance novels some of your mothers used to share with you as they traced the lines of cover-stud Fabio's body with their finger, I'm talking about the theme for THE 15TH OFFICIAL SLOGAN CLUB (HEARTS) THREADLESS SLOGAN CONTEST!

The 15th OSC contest will be about anything and everything connected to the theme of "fairy tales". That goes for Grimm versions, modern re-tellings, and anything associated with x-treme jumpers of candlesticks, witches living in domiciles made of future tooth-rot, and anything that has a magical unicorn or...um...fairy.

Entries may be submitted until June 29th at midnight, Threadless time. Any Official Slogan Club member, even new members who join while the contest is ongoing, may submit UP TO TEN ENTRIES for the contest. The entries must be submitted on this blog and in bold type to be counted for the contest, and should be close to the 65 character rule Threadless accepts. Also if you could write FAIRY TALE CONTEST in the line above your entries that would help out tremendously when compiling all the possible winners of the contest.




13TH CONTEST RESULTS!
Some people call it the final frontier, some refer to it as the great unkown, while others choose to throw all our nuclear weapons into it while wearing a red and blue outfit emblazoned with an over-sized S. This gigantic, almost (or possibly completely) infinite expanse of stars, black holes and assorted goofy alien spacecraft has inspired astronauts and science fiction geeks alike to strive to reach further and further out into this expanse either literally or symbolically. It's also time to hit the hyperdrive into full throttle as we jet up up and away into RESULTS FOR THE 14TH OFFICIAL SLOGAN CLUB (HEARTS) THREADLESS SLOGAN CONTEST!

Theme: That’s Entertainment!
Number of Slogan Club Participants: 39
Number of Contest Submissions: 273
Sloganeer With the Most Entries: tsco809(32)

WINNER!!
1. When life gives MacGyver lemons, he makes a helicopter by Mike Bautista (52 Points)


A big hearty handshake to Mike for his inventive use of turning an age-old phrase into something new that would make McGyver mighty proud, and let me know at frickinawesome@gmail.com where to send your 30 dollah dollah oversized novelty gift certificate to the place that feeds our creativity and eats away at our wallet contents, Threadless! Also be on the lookout in the next couple of weeks for your shiny new profile trophy courtesy of Mr. Harpo25!



2. I wrote a short story. The End. by Super Ryan (49 points)
3. Books: Because trees need to know their place by Super Ryan (41 points)
4. I play board games to break the monopoly by Jaywalkergraphics (33 points)
4. I'm Not an extra I prefer the term "added awesomeness" by Maltzmania (33 points)
6. I may seem insignificant now, but I'll be back for the plot twist! by .onion (30 points)
7. Silly cowboys, they make towns big enough for two people now by Im The Tommy (29 points)
8. If you've read my biography please don't tell me any spoilers by JefandLauren (25 points)
9. Pretend we're in a sitcom and start a hilarious misunderstanding by Squintygirl (23 points)
9. Villains get a bad rap. Heroes get a great rock song by dbrv11 (23 points)
9. I Rarely Time Travel Because The Special Effects Are So Cheesy by FRICKINAWESOME (23 points)
12. I saw a play on words. The dictionary dies in the final act. by toopersent (21 points)
13. subtitles: because the book really was better by rossmat8 (20 points)
13. The best directors try to think outside the box office by toopersent (20 points)
15. Tap dancers are actually spies communicating through morse code by flip175 (18 points)

Any Slogan Club member that has a collab or solo submission in the main competition, please feel free to notify the blog and we will post it up here to give it extra special Slogan Club treatment!

smartkat



Nice.s.t.e.e.:



Anaraen:



greententacle:



nathanwpyle at gmail.com:



Brentendo and mosquito88:



evan3:






Horsefacedee and Frickinawesome:



Badbasilisk and Frickinawesome

Number of prints current Club members who have had their slogans magically turn into shirt form on Threadless: 60!


By Noh_Body


By Tikimasters


By northerlywinds


By rbthatcher (2nd type tee)


By steelplate


By spacesick 2


By JeF (2nd Type Tee)


By rossmat8 (2nd Type Tee)


By lunchboxbrain (2nd Type Tee)


By Staffell


By supertrooper74


By rbthatcher


By bryn.rhys


By PuppetMeat


By Krimson


By jess4002


By Bio-Bot 9000 (4th Type Tee)


By toopersent


By lunchboxbrain


By Caleb11


By Bio-bot 9000 (3rd Type Tee)


By Bio-bot 9000 (2nd Type Tee)


By juliejeremiah (2nd Type Tee)


By TimScribble


By FRICKINAWESOME (5th Type Tee)


By jaywalkergraphics


By Bio-Bot 9000


By Retroludo


By rossmat8


By davidfromdallas


by kaloyster


By Krokun


By Martiandrivein (3rd Type Tee)


By Larlar (3rd Type Tee)


By JefAndLaurenRockHarderThanMost


By bean12


By Maltzmania (4th Type Tee, Reprints: 1)


By Againstbound


By FRICKINAWESOME (4th Type Tee)


By Ladykat


By Simpletinrobot


by Maltzmania (3rd Type Tee)


by Martiandrivein (2nd Type Tee)


by FRICKINAWESOME (3rd Type Tee)


By Nintechno (Reprints: 1)


By SnakeMan (Bestee Winner, 2008)


By Maltzmania (2nd Type Tee)


By FRICKINAWESOME


By Maltzmania


By FRICKINAWESOME (2nd Type Tee, Reprints: 1)


By ZombietoArt (Reprints: 2)


by Larlar (2nd Type Tee, Reprints: 1)


by FRICKINAWESOME (Bestee Winner, Reprints: 4)


by Evade


by Sharlajay


by Torakamikaze (Reprints: 1)


by Martiandrivein (Reprints: 5)


by Aristarchus


by Juliejeremiah (Reprints: 2)


by Larlar (Reprints: 1)


by Bramish

As jess undoubtedly knows at this point, she is an unselfish OSC and Threadless community player, who is also blessed with a winning personality, purty facade and one hell of a slogan-thinking noggin. Now apparently she's even a type tee-making impresario, designing and photoshopping 363 slogans from 363 different Threadless sloganeers onto a bizarro world edition of the Threadless type tees site. Click Here and stare and chuckle and chortle and have one hell of a fun time scrolling through her shirt babies and Threadless slogan community gift. How did she know it was our collective birthday?



Recent type tee dominator Staffell has created a sloganeer cage match, where people are paired up mano a mano bodyslamming and hornswaggling one another with as many sassy slogans as they can piledrive into their opponents mind skull before moving on to the later rounds. Get in on the action of The Word Cup before THE ACTION GETS YOU!!!!…..I have no idea what it would get you, but I’m sure it would be thoughtful and full of excitement.




OSC aficionado and recent type-tee alumni toopersent has created a springboard for silly ideas and slogans in the form of funny captions with his heroic-sounding Funny Captain League!


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THE OSC BIG PIMPIN' PROJECT!


OSC slogan patriot Simpletinrobot had an idea last week that anyone and everyone on Threadless should take their favorite unprinted witty word combos for both a printed and unprinted designer and make a blog to trumpet those slogan's harhar's from sea to shining Shining hotel, and lo and behold, it has now become digital reality.

Special thanks to Jaywalkergrpahics for braving the dangerous internet superhighway and delivering to us an awesome graphic for The OSC Big Pimpin' Project!

Anyone who wants to start your pimpin' career today just grab your multi-colored dunce cap and best spelling bee duds and enter that there blog hyperlink!


All-around fantabulous Threadless individual Lunchboxbrain has concocted a blog that not only gives you an easy reference card for voting for the two dozen people who have pledged to create at least one slogan each day for an entire year, but also has made a neat lil logo for every 365'er to place in their profile to let people know why they might be avoiding parties and general life experiences in order to sit in a corner and THINK.


There's been monster mashes, snowflake mashes, an upcoming pizza party mash, so why not a slogan mash to fill in the missing link of collaborative efforts? Clicketh here to sign up as a sloganeer, and illustrator, or a lil dab o both.


In case anyone is interested on what I thought about the 2008 crop of sloganeers and the awards they should all receive if we had our own mini Bestees (like the Oscars and their side-show for the Technical Achievements camera operating nerds), click here for the all the hardcore routine details!

All-around Threadless ponderer Staffell made a blog last week for all the 4XL and above-sized slogans that cannot be fit into the Threadless 65 character limit without butchering several of their funniest body parts. Click here to check out his The Plus-Sized Slogan Blog.


Multi-printed OSC member-in-waiting davidfromdallas made a list of his top ten (now down to eight!) favorite unprinted slogans and anyone can agree, disagree, make their own list, or scream “hogwash!” at their computer until the screen crashes from saliva-spit overload.


Like making slogans off the toppah your head? Think you can think one up so astounding EACH AND EVERY DAY FOR A YEAR it'll bowl everyone whose eyes glance at its words drop to their knees in tribute of your cleverness? There's only one way to find out, and that way is joining up with OSC member and slogan dynamo Martiandrivein's 365 slogan contest blog!


CEO of the 365 blogs Martiandrivein has also created a place where people can bring a failed and battered slogan out of the cold of a deleted night and be fed some warm soup, have some new clothes put on to add to its style and send it out the door with a full makeover that will hopefully prove successful in his Dead Slogan Society blog.


So Slogan Club Member Krokun wants a slogan that uses ultraviolet (NOT associated with that crappy movie), or UV, lighting to unleash the funny in both indoors and outside while the sun is still strong enough to hatch its rays through the cloud pollution! Please help him in his quest to make the best UV type tee!


Slogan Club faithful Pizazz has created a lil' blog where slogans are treated a bit like the lightning round of high-stakes game show, except with no promise of a ritzy getaway trip or a car in the pretty-crappy price range. Take a trip on over and throw your slogan topic into the digital arena, won't you?


PICS OF 2007 SLOGAN BESTEE TROPHY!



I felt this should warrant a mention on the OSC clubhouse blog. The Bestee elephant looked a bit lonely after its long, arduous journey to my doorstop strangled by bubble wrap, so I introduced him to its other shelf buddies by holding an alcohol-fueled mixer for them all. This was the picture i took after everyone in the photos was involved in several keg stands and games of vodka pong.

I also made a general blog for some Bestee wrap-by-unwrap analysis for the one and a half of you at all interested.


Attention all slogan writers with a delusional sense of grandeur about their words!!! Maltzmania has wiped the crust off of its malnourished mouth and revived "The Sam's" blog, where designers and sloganeers can link up, realize they are not too different from one another, and hunker down in an "idea/sexy time" room in the back of the blog to create a beautiful submission for the main Threadless competition together! Awww, look- it's got my eyes! Click here to enter the Collab Collective blog, not to be confused with the Salon Selectives shampoo blog that Maltz has also started up.


Sometimes, supergroups aren't such a good idea to place your faith in. Audioslave's music always left you remembering how much better both groups were before being forced to come together out of necessity. Velvet Revolver has a much cooler name than their songs will ever achieve, and that VH1 supergroup with Ted Nugent and Slash, well...me not actually ever knowing the name of their "band" built specifically to make some more "$" 's for all involved speaks volumes about their aural impact. But alas, here comes a supergroup so spellbinding in their solidarity to bring you the best in ironic word placement, you probably won't even mind that they don't even produce one note of music between them. Including members Nintechno, PacificLight, new member Maltzmania and FRICKINAWESOME, please vote on their grammatical experiments to craft a collective slogan so witty, so funny, so powerful a message that you will turn to instant liquid hilarity as soon as your eyes have invested in each slogan. You can find AwesomeLightTechnoMania's slogans here.


Founding co-founder of the Slogan Club foundry Nintechno found a new blog where he's trying to find out what your favorite unprinted slogan might be in order to find some extra support and build up the foundation for getting those slogans printed so they don't wind up in the witty word lost and found? And look, I found a link to the "Favorite Unprinted Slogans" blog!

CONGRATS TO OSC MEMBER SNAKEMAN FOR WINNING THE SLOGAN OF THE YEAR BESTEE AWARD!


By Snakeman (Bestee Winner, 2008)


MOVED
Crunch-time for the 12th Official Slogan Club (Hearts) Threadless Slogan Contest has come and gone, the slogan point spread being laid on thick like a pound of Parkay Butter and fully digested by many of the iron-grided voters of the OSC. March Madness isn't just for basketball courts anymore, it's also for wordy nerdy slogan blogs as well!

Theme: Sports
Number of Slogan Club Participants: 30
Number of Contest Submissions: 184
Sloganeer With the Most Entries: Toopersent (23)

WINNER!
1. I Suspect Kickboxing Was Originally Just Called Cheating by Jaywalkergraphics (89 points)

Super congrats to Mr. Graphics for his superb analysis of a sport that both Bruce Lee and Muhammad Ali would find confusing, the Super Bowl Slogan trophy is yours! J Walk will be receiving a 30 dollar Threadless gift certificate and a trophy drawn by Mr. Harpo25 for his efforts, congrats a million man! So after your astonishing final-second miracle goal to barely squeak out this victory against the mighty Rossmat8, what are you gonna do now?

*thrusts microphone into Jermaine's face, mumbles something ironically about Disneyland*




2. Running The Last 10 Meters in Slow Motion Cost me The Gold by Rossmat8 (87 points)
3. I Love Sports, Especially The Ones With Dice and Magic Spells by Maltzmania (44 points)
4. I Make Badminton Look Goodminton by Bio-Bot 9000 ( 39 points)
5. Despite Popular Belief, Cheaters Win Occasionally by rbthatcher (38 points)
5. Careful, I Learned Martial Arts From a Rat in a Bathrobe by Jaywalkergraphics (38 points)
7. My Reaction To Starter Pistols is Unsafe and Counterproductive by Jaywalkergraphics (32 points)
8. Nerds Don't Play Sports. We're Smart Enough To Keep Score by Courtney Pie (30 points)
9. One Giant Leap For Me, No Noticeable Change for Mankind by Colorfool (29 points)
9. I'm Good at Sports That Involve Me Winning by Krokun (29 points)
9. It's Not a Marathon Unless it Involves A Couch and a TV by Toopersent (29 points)
12. Fun Runs Are Only Half True by Bio-Bot 9000 (27 points)
12. I Love Golf Because I Get To Play In The Sand by jess4002 (27 points)
15. Go Team, Beat The Other Team by Sectionbb (25 points)
15. It's Not Whether You Win Or Lose, But Whether The Other Guy Does by Wheresmycookie (25 points)
15. To Me Everything is a Race. Also, Wallets Make Terrible Batons by Jaywalkergraphics (25 points)


A special post-touchdown shout-out goes to Mr. Maltzmania for doing the voting tabulation duties of this contest, assuring there is no slogan point doping.

So tune in slogan sports fans after the daily commercial break we take here at the OSC for more exciting scores in this ultimate battle of the athletic catchphrase.






11TH OFFICIAL SLOGAN CLUB (HEARTS) THREADLESS CONTEST RESULTS!!!!!!ETC!!!!!

Theme: Jobs
Number of Slogan Club Participants: 25
Number of Contest Submissions: 161
Sloganeer With the Most Entries: ivejustquitsmoking (29)

WINNERS!
1. Librarians and Ninjas Agree: Silence is Golden. by Courtney Pie (30 Points)

1. Professional "Okay you can go" Waterslide Technician by Simpletinrobot (30 Points)

1. Work is only for people who don't win lotteries by Mosquito88 (30 Points)





For the first time in our illustrious two year plus history, we have a three-way tie for the number one spot of shining sloganry! Congrats to ALL the winner of the 11th OSC "Jobs" Contest (Courtney Pie, Simpletinrobot and Mosquito88) as you will all be getting a trophy drawn from the king of caricature Harpo25! Or should we just have a duel to the death for olden times sake to determine the winner? On second thought, we want you folks around with brain casings intact for a long time to come delivering steller slogans for a zillion more OSC contests, so let's just go with the trio trophy idea.


4. Being an elevator man certainly has it's ups and downs. by wheresmycookie (27 Points)
5. Touchdown Celebration Dance Instructor by Davidfromdallas (26 Points)
6. You Can Change The World! Join the Map Maker's Society. by wheresmycookie (23 Points)
7. Pilots Tend To Make Decisions On The Fly. by Jess4002 (22 Points)
7. My fallback job is Batman. by Simpletinrobot (22 Points)
9. Now taking applications for a sidekick. by Retroludo (21 Points)
10. Inflation hurts us all. Unless you make balloon animals. by Bio-bot-9000 (20 Points)
10. I Want To Be An Architect And Build A Better Career For Myself. by Jess4002 (20 Points)
10. May I help you? (Please say no, please say no, please say no...) by Alex Macduff (20 Points)
10. Taking A Bite Out Of Crime Leaves A Bad Taste In My Mouth by CourtneyPie (20 Points)
14. I Have A Day Job. It's Called Sarcasm. by Krokun (19 Points)
15. Hard Work Killed Plenty Of People by Krokun (18 Points)
15. PRFSSNL TXT MSSGR by Alex Macduff (18 Points)

A special good job sticker goes out to the main-man of man-made slogan awesome Maltzmania for tabulating the votes you see above yonder!





Food- it’s something we need pretty much every day and its flavors are limitless, from the sweetest gummi bear to the most gag-inducing overcooked fried wonton. We also feed our brains plenty of food for thought here at the OSC, and try to avoid as many empty calories and overdone catchphrases as possible. It’s time to set the table with fifteen forks for each setting and enough chow for one meal and five do-overs, because it’s time to announce the winners for THE 10TH OFFICIAL SLOGAN CLUB “HEARTS” THREADLESS SLOGAN CONTEST!

Theme: Food
Number of Slogan Club Participants: 19
Number of Contest Submissions: 96
Sloganeer With the Most Entries: SIGNFREAK (15)

WINNER!
1. Five Out Of Five Cannibal Doctors Agree You Are What You Eat- By FRICKINAWESOME (56 Points)

Well, well, well, color me embarrassed for winning this contest! On one hand I am more than honored and humbled that you all would pick this slogan as the best of such an incredible sampling of witty wordies this go-round. On the other hand, I feel slightly bad since this contest is for the club community moreso than myself, and I don't want any calls of "fixed contest" or that people voted for mine since I myself and Nintechno run the contest and the club. I myself don't know if the latter is true (I hope it's not), but I think for the rest of the contest I won't be submitting slogans to let the playing field be unhindered by any other outside influences. Once again, thanks so much for voting this slogan number one, I don't want anyone to think I am ungrateful for that. See you again for the 11th contest results which should be coming up shortly and the dirty dozen 12th slogan contest whose theme will be announced in the next couple of days!




2. I Play With My Food. Mostly We Do West Side Story, Sometimes Evita.- By Maltzmania (43 Points)
3. I’m allergic to tequila. It makes me naked.- By aglow (37 Points)
4. Tip your baker. He kneads the dough.- By Bio-Bot 9000 (35 Points)
5. Bears don't eat porridge; they eat nosy little girls- By jaywalkergraphics (33 Points)
6. I just ate a horse. Turns out I wasn't that hungry- By jaywalkergraphics (31 Points)
7. Hor d'oeuvres: French for "Hard to Spell"- By Bio-Bot 9000 (24 Points)
8. My words taste like chicken, I eat them often- By againstbound (23 Points)
8. I'm considered a delicacy in some parts of the world- By ZombieToArt (23 Points)
10. Lava. A dish best served cold.- By Maltzmania (22 Points)
10. I’m so cultured I make yogurt jealous.- By Bio-bot 9000 (22 Points)
12. There is no Santa. I ate your cookies.- By ivejustquitsmoking (20 Points)
13. bread ~ the incredible, edible napkin- By Sectionbb (20 Points)
13. Only The Toughest Noodles Hang Around The Mean Streets Of The Spaghetto.- By FRICKINAWESOME (20 Points)
15. I still order happy meals- By SIGNFREAK (19 Points)


Congrats to these slogan top chefs, and be sure to cleanse your slogan palette and check back here every day for another hunkering slab of contest goodness until the number one slot is served up as the main course!






As gas prices rocket-propel skywards and anyone that travels more than two millimeters from their homes each day can tell you, we are in a bit of a transportation period changeover. Too little money and too much pollution has turned this world into a science class experiment to see who can invent a source of energy that can run on soiled diapers and landfill refrigerators the cleanest. Never one to be left out of a contest, race or stand-off of any kind, the OSC has banded together to see who can pack the most wit into a slogan as possible, thereby making billions in the gas out of laughter that ensues from it. No matter if by land, desert, sea, ocean, air, sky, or Flintstone foot-car, here are The 9th Official Slogan Club (LOVES) Threadless Contest Results!


Theme: Transportation
Number of Slogan Club Participants: 22
Number of Contest Submissions: 99
Sloganeer With the Most Entries: DrNolove (15)

WINNER!!

1. The road less traveled by is littered with lost poets. By jaywalkergraphics (61 Points)

Congrats a zillion Mr. Jaywalker! Your ode to Robert Frost and people taking poems waaaaaaaaaaaaay too literally has landed as leader of the slack pack.



2. Trains: hours and hours and hours and hours of fun By TimScribble (55 Points)
3. If God meant for us to fly, he would have given us more legroom. By Snakeman (48 Points)
4. Walking: Helping People Get Around Since Before the Wheel By Courtney pie (47 Points)
5. All hail taxis! By 5napple(43 Points)
6. I Sometimes Have Bumper Car Flashbacks While Driving. By FRICKINAWESOME(33 Points)
7. I yield to pedestrians. Then I hit them. By jaywalkergraphics (31 Points)
8. Carpool lanes aren't for swimming. By nintechno (30 Points)
8. My Pirate Ship gets approximately 8000 nautical miles per Galleon By V1ctorya (30 Points)
10. I rode my bike here...what did I miss? By wiffler (29 Points)
11. I don't run unless I'm being chased. By MadIron (28 Points)
11. My horse gets 1/300 carpower. By MadIron (28 Points)
13. Inline skates are just regular skates with OCD. By Lhiiiz (26 Points)
14. Conserve Gas: Ride a Giant Snail To Work. By FRICKINAWESOME(24 Points)
14. My GPS makes your back seat driving obsolete By wish-ga(24 Points)







The votes have been simul-casted, thrown onto the sidewalk with a ton of breadcrumbs attached to them and punched in random places by bird beaks before being once again collected and tabulated, and the outcome left no jury hung or chad dangling:

RESULTS FOR THE 8TH OFFICIAL SLOGAN CLUB (HEARTS) THREADLESS CONTEST!

Special thanks to Maltzmania for helping with the contest tabulations.


Theme: Politics
Number of Slogan Club Participants: 26
Number of Contest Submissions: 158
Sloganeer With the Most Entries: Scootman (21)

WINNER!
1. The First Rule of Anarchy: You Just Screwed Up Being an Anarchist. By FRICKINAWESOME (53 Points)

Now, before anyone calls "fix-er-oo-nie!" on me, the votes were tabulated by trusted OSC and certified finger-counting specialist Maltzmania, and then double-checked so this is how the votes rolled.

I'm really humbled and extremely appreciative to have won the 8th Slogan Contest, thanks SO MUCH to those who voted for this slogan and all the other ones in the contest. It was a super batch of slogans as usual for the club and it's an honor that you guys voted for that one over all the other wordy awesomeness.


2. Show of hands: who hates voting? By heerthefood (51 Points)
3. I throw revolutionary tea parties By Nintechno (37 Points)
4. Imperialism is only fun in galaxies far away By Againstbound (29 Points)
5. I only vote for the stickers By Bio-Bot 9000 (27 Points)
6. I'm not pro life, i'm anti-crispix By Bio-Bot 9000 (26 Points)
6. Democracy doesn't work for everyone, take the dinosaurs for instance By ipear (26 Points)
8. Some rule with an iron fist. We rule with mittens sewn to our sleeves. By Scootman (23 Points)
8. The Supreme Court: Like normal courts, but with guacamole & cheese By Bio-Bot 9000 (23 Points)
8. The only primaries I like are colors! By Lhiiiz (23 Points)
11. Governments Were More Fun When Being Fed to the Lions Was a Viable Option. By FRICKINAWESOME (22 Points)
12. Don't blame me - I voted for Satan. By ianrose (21 Points)
12. The Government's Idea of Going Green is Printing More Money. By FRICKINAWESOME (21 Points)
14. The original words on this shirt were overthrown in a coup d'etat By Maltzmania (19 Points)
14. I thought the green party was like a vegetarian festival! By Pizazz (19 Points)