That's awesome canadianbeaver, cool idea

Yeah, FA, I think I ended up having to take off a period on the second one, so it's exactly 65

thanks, lapini.

love the callaboration canadian.

Thanks!

Canadian, man...i must say your style and overall panache is improving by leaps and bounds lately..i'm very impressed by both what you did with my slogan and backtozero's, especially the forest and bark detail. Great stuff! Tell me as soon as it goes up for voting, and i will put it up at the top of the blog in that section! That goes for everyone who has a slogan/artist collab, or any member of the slogan club that tries his/her hand in the main contest submission game. Good luck with that one...me thinks it will be your highest scoring sub yet...

Glorified, of course the slogan love shouldnt be complimentary unless you like them and then people can be compimentary toward them...i'm sorry man, i've just been a little pissy that i havent gotten a 40 percenter in quite a while, and i thought some of my recent slogans have been some of my best stuff...it's not you, IT'S ME!!!! Still buds? lol.

OK, UPDATES ARE A GO FOR THIS WEEK!!! AND OVER 1,200 COMMENTS SERVED AND HEARD ON THIS BLOG!!! WOO HOO!!

Just sent you a sketch for a new idea - did you get it?

Guns don't kill people. They do sort of help though.

I could probably also put this in the Bad Taste blog after todays shootings.

what shootings? I should REALLY watch news besides the Daily Show sometimes...

Canadian- I havent checked my email yet...i'll go have a look and get back to ya...

Virginia Tech.

Check any news site dude. It's pretty big.

holy crap. This is extremely horrible and ridiculous that this kind of thing continues to happen in this country.

FA, yeah man, we're cool. For what it's worth, too, I've never had a 40 percenter.

i'm a braniac! wooooooo!

*brainiac

hahaha, apparently not

These probably aren't winners, but I'll just submit for the hell of it.

The grass is always greener when you aren't colorblind

Surrealists see the glass as half melting clock

Money doesn't grow on trees; it comes from ATMs.

I'm not so good at writing slogans to themes, but it's a good exercise.

I love some of the ones others are submitting "the early airborn creature" is probably my favorite so far.

Yeah, some great stuff all around for this contest so far... the two sayings people seem to be mining to the core are the "grass is always greener" and "keep your friends close" ol' standbys.

I've heard Lemonalle is a brainiac, BRAINIAC on...the...floor. And she's thinkin'...like...she's...never..thought...before!!! Congrats, you've earned it lemonz!

built- I was a fan of your surrealists slogan before, and way to find any fertile land in the barren "grass is greener" desert to sip a coll drink of originality from!

rounddeadhead- You are doing juuuuuuuuust fine with this contest, and your "lawn mowers" slogan and "coincidence" slogans are good as well- way to try and implode people's minds and belief systems with the latter slogan.

I've got a few more slogans up as well, and my first collab for the main contest with Flying Mouse got a 2.6! I think that's pretty good at this stage in Threadless's life, isn't it? I could be wrong.

Thanks for the link to the Classy sub, Frickin!

2.6 is a solid score.

congrats

why do i have to be some lame and go MIA all the time? the answer is time... there is not enough of it

some=so

FA Congrats on that 2.6! I like the 'money can't buy everthing' slogan.

I have never broke 2.5 - 2.6 is frickenawesome

:D

it's cool, kayla. I went MIA for a long, long time.

and I like the sub lunchbox

heza guys!

FA Your Jehovah's Wittness slogan is fully of original witty goodness.
Also congrats on the 2.6

FA you're gonna have to explain that Jehovah's Witnesses one to me.

"Sesame Street gave me unrealistic expectations regarding monsters"

roundredhead, I love that slogan. haha, this one is pretty good too

"thankfully the black hole in my dryer hasn't gotten this tee"

Flying pigs would solve most of the world's problems.

Just a take on the "when pigs fly" idiom.

i enjoy that idiom

ahhhh, it was a simpsons clip and it changed to something else.... weird

and now it's back to normal.... odd

Vai doar o milhao agora??
Nao, e melhor nao!

haha, yesss

Okay, I'm reading your instructions, and I want to offically decree my intent to join the Slogan Club by displaying my completed membership card upon this page. Yesh.

Obs. Um milhão sim... o milhão melhor não ... :( :)

Pacificlight i love your personal slogan!! ^---^

Hey slogan junkies! Thanks for the 2.6 scoring discussion...i honestly didn't know if that was a good score in this day and age since everyone has been complaining lately of a waning in the score department of even extraordinary tees, let alone Flying Mouse and my lil' contribution to the site.

lunchboxbrain- No prob man! good luck on that collab!

Nintechno- It's just a little airborne...IT'S STILL GOOD IT'S STILL GOOD!!!! Ah, my good friend, you continue to delight me with your excellent taste in all things media-related. Plus, One of these days I'll be immortalized as an action figure. lives out one of my dreams in shirt form as well.

Kayla- I was a-wonderin' where you went- i thought you had made like a seahorse and galloped away on some rising water bubbles! Glad to see you back...now let's see some slogans for the new latest contest!

glorified- Thanks for both compliments....i didn't mean to guilt you into having to tell me you liked one of my slogans now...geesh, i HATE when i get all needy at 3am and write stupid things into the blogs...oh, and as for the "Jehovah's Witness" slogan, I guess the point of it was that the stereotype for that sect of religion is their incessant and annoying followers who come to your door at all times of the day and bother you with their pamphlets and teachings to possibly convert you...so I figured people in the Jehovah's Witness clans would get tired of all that resentment and rejection from knocking on people's doors all day that they wouldn't tell each other knock-knock jokes! See, a simple explanation that only took five lines of text to explain!!!

ISA- Both your latest "Vegian Mists" sub and our enivitablely awesome collabs will break the 2.5 barrier...wait and see.

Chelly my one Threadless love- ;!) back at ya!!!

Larlar- AWESOME slogan to add to this contest, along the lines of one of the first slogans i ever submitted on this site which got over 20 percent!: "When Hell Freezes Over, All My Dreams Will Come True." Yeay to finding the bright side of taunting insults!

BTS- Love the two new slogans as well (3 Easy Payments" and "Laughter")...are they for the slogan club contest? If so, put em' up here in bold and be proud of those witty word thoughts, Built!

Pacific- Ye god, woman- SO MANY good slogans have come out of you that i had no idea existed until your extremely by-the-book membership club acceptance plea was written here! My favs of your witty arsenal:

Fact: monster prisons are made out of closet doors.
Ocean Awareness Club reports,"Yep, still there."
Mixed metaphors are a train wreck in a sea of troubles.
Wile E. Coyote should really reconsider his brand-loyalty
Why does Santa like rich kids better?

PS- Your slogans are WAAAAAAAAAAAY underscored...hopefully a ton of smart and awesome Slogan Cluc Members will remedy this situation soon enough...

Sharlajay- Um, where in de hell is the picture for in your profile for your own brilliantly simple yet complex slogan tee? I've worn it 3 or so times out and have always gotten funny looks of not being able to understand or high-fives from passersby. Either way, im happy.

OK, has everyone checked out Mr. Wander's jaw-droppingly awesome picture of him wearing his 1st Slogan Club winning tee? If not, get ye eyeballs up to the top of this blog post haste! Oh, and vote on my latest batch of slogany slogans, fresh out of the idea oven in my brain casing!

the picture is awesome

and thanks for the compliment, frick. I must finish this ethics paper now... hmm... where was I

Pacific Light, welcome. Love your personal slogan and Wile E Coyote slogan. The Santa slogan is just too depressingly true to wear on a shirt, unfortunately.

Hey guys! RRH and I are gonna bake a cake for the contest. Look for it soon.

New members rock!

And I will be looking for the cake...I want cake now

did this work...

FA, I guess I just didn't get the Jehovah's witness slogan 'cause I'm LDS and we do the same thing. Now that I get it, its funny even despite the fact that jokes usually stop being funny after someone explains it.

Larlar, I've often thought this about flying pigs, but you've articulated it in a way I never could have. I read all your slogans and they had me rolling on the floor. It was in the middle of a class, which was embarrassing, but it was worth it.

bigcog I looked at the source code and it looks like you have an extra "/" inside your brackets right after the image name. Is that what's causing the problem?

Frickin.

The 'I'm a Noun' shirt is still in my closet! & I got it like a month ago. Hmmm. Anyways I am currently looking at Mr. Wanders amazing photo!

Hello loves! Another entry into the contesticle.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my Atari the most.

Okay, I had to jump on the "my anti-drug" bandwagon, but this isn't part of our competition:

Drug addicts: My anti-drug.

^after all, nothing says "don't do drugs" like seeing your someone you know passed out in a puddle of his own vomit.

excellent entries!

40% g!!!

Yeah, let's hope it holds. it was at 67% two hours ago.

Thanks for the warm welcome!
Sharlajay, FA, DrVSP, nintechno: you totally gave me the warm fuzzies after the longest day at work evaaaaar. Danke!

Sure enough, my 40% did not hold. Now down to 38%.

Pacific, your boys will be boys is inspired...Love it.