Karma: Oil invading America
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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BP - Bad petroleum
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Criminals are politicians without the excuses
of 52 votes, 29% like it
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Very funny Scotty, now beam down my trousers
of 53 votes, 26% like it
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What's wrong with a LAN party?
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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I have a nice body. It's in my trunk
of 34 votes, 38% like it
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I am not a bum. My wife works
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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A real gentleman wouldn't stare at my T-shirt
of 34 votes, 35% like it
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Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens
of 34 votes, 41% like it
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Save the whales. Collect the whole set
of 34 votes, 35% like it
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Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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You are depriving some poor village of its idiot
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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Multitasking means screwing up several things at once
of 34 votes, 35% like it
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I tried sniffing Coke once but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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Why? Because!
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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I'm skinnier naked
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Don't drink and drive, you could spill it
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Your picture killed mySpace
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Plan forever, die tommorrow
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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My amusements are vice and religion
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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I'm a human speed bump
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Elvis lives
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Because i'm not worth it
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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England: the land of pebbly beaches
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Cor Blimey Guv'nor
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Lubbly Jubbly
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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It's English, NOT American English
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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No, I would not steal a car, but if I could download it...
of 34 votes, 41% like it
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Lies, damn lies and fox news
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Lies, damn lies and the bush administration
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing its idiot
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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Smoke Bush, not Iraq
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Bomb Texas, they have oil too
of 33 votes, 36% like it
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I will trade you a paperclip for a house
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Lesbians are sexist
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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She was NOT on a break
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Hasselhoff would be a no-one without KITT
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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McEvil
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Nerds are the new geeks
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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She was on a break
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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I love animals, preferably well done
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Do I look cute and furry?
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because they Arrr..
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Crime is politics without the excuses
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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I'd vote for the communist party
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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stop being so antidisestablishmentarianist
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Once upon a time it was the end
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Facial hair is good
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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Freedom Fighter or Terrorist?
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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The answer is NO, but please...keep trying
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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I holiday in bed
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Complete Idiot Agency
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Closet socialist
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Do you really want a bubble gum tree growing from your stomach?
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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Not too bad
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Propoganda: 1 - Truth: nil
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Make T-shirts, not war
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Zidane head-butted me and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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