Trip to Neverland
1.Happy Thoughts (check)
2.Fairy Dust (blank)
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something witty and funny
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Solar Eclipses happen a lot to short people
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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The Earth Is One Big Carousel
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I Yell "Road Trip" Every Time I Get Into A Car
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Tomorrow never comes, he just sends me presents
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I Have A Dream! But I woke up and forgot all about it
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Official shirt for the official club of officials
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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Technically anything you make is retro by tomorrow
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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Blame technology for my laziness
of 35 votes, 29% like it
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Stop Pollution, Legalize Teleportation (future propaganda shirt)
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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The future keeps bringing me presents
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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The future kept coming by to give me presents
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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let's be friends, fighting stresses me out
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Speakers need to be heard or they question their existence
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Brain Freeze is not a valid excuse to be stupid
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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No Man's An Island, except when you're swimming
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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I only shake it when there's fruit involve
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When in Roam, it gets expensive
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Supermarkets should really carry crime fighting gadgets
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Calendars never really miss a date
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Automatic Doors just don't shut up when I'm around them
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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survival of the fittest doesn't apply to sumo wrestlers
of 40 votes, 25% like it
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DANGER! I'm very attractive, look at your own risk
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today is always better than one day
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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I'd rather slay the monster than make it my pet
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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if your life was a movie I'd definitely pay to see it
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Commoner by day, Leet Epic Geared Warrior by night
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Pop-ups are only good when it comes to books
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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The letter "W" should have been called Double V
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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I miss the days when Bert and Ernie were just friends
of 23 votes, 35% like it
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Ampersands are so friendly
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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keep back 10 feet
you're in my bubble
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you got me so fired up that I turned pyro
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I only sing in the rain
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Space can be so suffocating
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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sometimes I watch movies just to see the previews
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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this maybe a flashlight for you, but to me it's a lightsaber
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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the chapters of my life is a page turner in the book of life
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I make guitars cry
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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official shirt for people who like official things
of 30 votes, 40% like it
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I used to think milk is liquefied bones
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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I save leftovers for the monsters under my bed
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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I study the lost art of sleeping in
of 27 votes, 33% like it
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sleep deprivation is the root of all evil
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Coffee: creating workaholics and insomniacs for over 500 years
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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forbidden fruits are so tempting
of 21 votes, 38% like it
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Ever wonder who thinks you're awesome? look up 6 inches
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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creative minds don't slack off, we're conceptualizing
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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slap me if I nod off while you're talking
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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I follow roads not paved and deemed impassable
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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people don't really stick out their tongue anymore :P
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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does the question mark ever run out of questions?
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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parenthesis are so seclusive
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Shhh, the voice in my head is trying to say something
of 18 votes, 39% like it
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I don't mind if you whistle when I pass by
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I just took a picture of you using my photographic memory
of 16 votes, 38% like it
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Life had so much more potential when I was 5
of 24 votes, 46% like it
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Haircuts make my head cold
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my friends think I'm awesome
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coffee is my only vice
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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ask me about anything and I will give you an answer
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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You'll look wonderful tonight, (when the lights go out)
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Bubble Boy: "Pop music changed my life"
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grounded for life
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Vestiphobia: I'm overcoming my fear by wearing this shirt
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I mosh with Claustrophobics
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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coffee: keeps the world moving
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Chewbacca makes more sense than most people
of 28 votes, 36% like it
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I'd read books more if they'd pop up
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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I'm a jack of all trades but a master of nothing
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I can do anything my budget permits me to
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keep watching, I bust out new moves every 10 minutes
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I make up chords for the other letters of the alphabet
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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official slow-clap starter for defining moments
of 42 votes, 24% like it
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Espresso flows through my veins
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