Whooooo

Wearing my Clockwork Kit shirt to root for the Netherlands. I'm rooting for them because it makes no sense for me to be doing so:

1. They beat my team, Brazil
2. Spain's way hotter
3. Their uniforms are way more hideous.
4. The octopus said they'd lose.
5. They're not even vaguely latin-esque
6. They have a stupid chant
7. Both teams have never won a cup before so there's no underdog rooting

But they DO have a hot coach who looks like David Byrne and Iggy Pop had a love child...

So what the hell. HUP HOLLAND HUP