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pyr0maniac aka Jeff is a 25.39 year old boy, has been a member since May 3, 2006, has scored 644 submissions, giving an average score of 2.33, helping 16 designs get printed.

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Aug 15 '06 by pyr0maniac
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Have your parents ever caught you watching porn?

sadly, yes...but they are very fobby...and i told them it was for my biology class and they believed it. YES, i spelled liar wrong...oh wells...i'm a fob

tracerbullet on Aug 15 '06 at 2:47pm

you spelled liar wrong

iPear on Aug 15 '06 at 2:47pm

FOBBY PARENTS!

No, but I've caught my parents watching...HBO...after dark a bunch of times.

littlem on Aug 15 '06 at 2:48pm

what's porn?

Robotron5 on Aug 15 '06 at 2:49pm

NO but one time when my parents had split up my dad was taking my bed to his new home I forgot that I had some porn under my mattress and when the mattress was lifted I threw myself on top as if it was a grenade. Somehow nobody noticed and just thought I was being odd.

squeegebeckenheim on Aug 15 '06 at 2:49pm

porn

KerforKurb on Aug 15 '06 at 2:49pm

the instant im hooked up

they start knocking

GWAHAHAHAHa

pyr0maniac on Aug 15 '06 at 2:51pm

squeegebeckenheim....

nice try....but i put my mouse over it before i click it... hahaha, those poor souls who have to see it!

whisper in water on Aug 15 '06 at 2:52pm

Robotron5, that was a great story. I pictured it in my head and it cheered me up, thank you :)

lsmc88 on Aug 15 '06 at 2:52pm

FOBBY! ha that's priceless

iPear on Aug 15 '06 at 2:52pm

:D yay porn.

Jesus F. Christ on Aug 15 '06 at 2:54pm

Ha I can't imagine that.That would be awwwkward.

Robotron5 on Aug 15 '06 at 2:54pm

Sadly i wasnt in my spidey costume at the time though it does look like im aboout to jump on a pile at the mo

Jesus F. Christ on Aug 15 '06 at 2:54pm

fresh off the boat hah I learned that from my asian friend.

UberRyan on Aug 15 '06 at 2:55pm

fap fap fap......

wait i live alone.... i win =)

squeegebeckenheim on Aug 15 '06 at 2:56pm

hahah. sorry pyro. someone on here was smart enough to trick me with that before.

iPear on Aug 15 '06 at 2:57pm

yay!

fappfpapfpafpap.

lsmc88 on Aug 15 '06 at 2:58pm

yeah, every asian should know what fob means. thankfully, i didnt come on any boat. Born in NY!

El_Dictador_Cubano on Aug 15 '06 at 2:58pm

it was for your biology class. Oh my god. Brilliant.

Chronoflip on Aug 15 '06 at 2:59pm

im a fob too

^_^

/jizz

OlliRudi on Aug 15 '06 at 3:04pm

No, but they caught me making porn once. which was very ackward.

deboraborialis on Aug 15 '06 at 3:27pm

You need more than one person to make porn Olli.

OlliRudi on Aug 15 '06 at 3:29pm

we were three. me, the cat, and a teddy bear

Robotron5 on Aug 15 '06 at 3:29pm

you could always use a mirror

deboraborialis on Aug 15 '06 at 3:29pm

Was it that teddy with downs?

bearsforbreakfast on Aug 15 '06 at 3:31pm

I caught my mom watching porn and *gasp* smoking pot once! NO LIE!

littlem on Aug 15 '06 at 3:43pm

fyi: i'm not her ^ mom!

adam antium on Aug 15 '06 at 3:44pm

better!

my girl's dad when i was 18, caught me while i was havin' sex with her!

the most embarassing moment in my entire life...

deboraborialis on Aug 15 '06 at 3:44pm

No, but you were the pussy in Olli's video.

littlem on Aug 15 '06 at 3:45pm

eek! meow?

kirstenlovesdinner on Aug 15 '06 at 3:45pm

nicoooolllleee, why!?!?!?!?!

alacyt on Aug 15 '06 at 3:47pm

No, but they did find a pipe once. And it wasn't for tobacco...

pyr0maniac on Aug 15 '06 at 5:00pm

haha, all these comments are great!

squeegebeckenheim... i guess it's "better" for you since your a girl... and i find it more disturbing since i'm a guy....but it's gross nontheless.

fyi: i don't know why, but i like making polls...i think i will make 1 every other day now.

mediashapes on Aug 15 '06 at 5:23pm

If the pipe wasn't for tobacco, what was it for? I'm confused.

;)

Bramish on Aug 15 '06 at 5:29pm

My dad is my supplier.

marlomarizza on Aug 15 '06 at 5:32pm

my parents never caught me doing anything bad... except for sneaking icecream at night when i was supposed to be in bed by 9... ahh the days of innocence... i miss being 20.

ahhhhah.... but my boyfriend and i have almost been caught in the act SOOO many times by his brother and roommates... errr.... i would be so embarassed!!!

The_Calamity_of_Humanity on Aug 15 '06 at 6:36pm

Man I have been caught like 3 times, and it was all on computer 2 times with a webcam and one just looking - the worst one was when my mom was in the other room and I just whip it out and its all cam love'n