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iPear
aka Star Mang is a 21.18 year old boy, has been a member since May 3, 2006, has scored 5071 submissions, giving an average score of 2.36.
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Every cloud is a silver Lion
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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Engineers say the glass was built twice as big as necessary
of 55 votes, 53% like it
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Feet: Like hands for your legs.
of 84 votes, 50% like it
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I'm Half Awake (or half asleep, if you're a pessimist)
of 74 votes, 55% like it
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Commas keep me breathing.
of 80 votes, 57% like it
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Nice guys finish last, unless they're the only person racing.
of 66 votes, 41% like it
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Cheaters never win, except when they win.
of 81 votes, 57% like it
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Recession: Your dad's hairline isn't only affected by it.
of 64 votes, 42% like it
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Pain is Fear leaving the body... Or getting kicked in the shin
of 55 votes, 40% like it
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Winning is great and all...but have you tried losing?
of 70 votes, 40% like it
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Hi,You Might Know Me From The Internet?
of 68 votes, 44% like it
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I ride my horse on autopilot.
of 65 votes, 32% like it
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One man's garbage is another man's Garbagé
of 88 votes, 42% like it
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Inflation: Raising the price of thoughts from apenny to a quarter
of 85 votes, 38% like it
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Life's a Burger, Don't Forget the Pickles
of 79 votes, 33% like it
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its hard to find a corner to cry in when youre in the oval office
of 110 votes, 37% like it
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I Got My Bachelor's Degree in Magic.
of 124 votes, 42% like it
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Peacocks: Nature's Metrosexual
of 131 votes, 50% like it
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Lies, they keep me warm at night.
of 118 votes, 26% like it
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Evidence: It Proves Things
of 136 votes, 53% like it
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The Enemy of My Enemy is probably a bigger Jerk
of 129 votes, 50% like it
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Friends: Like Enemies, Except... Not Really.
of 111 votes, 33% like it
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Sponsoring Causes
of 105 votes, 27% like it
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If You're Happy and You Know it. Please, keep it to yourself.
of 127 votes, 54% like it
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Representing Corporate Monsters On A Daily Basis
of 100 votes, 32% like it
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Texas is My Favorite Country
of 109 votes, 34% like it
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Babies: Cute AND Tasty
of 113 votes, 35% like it
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Parties are fun up until someone breaks your Skip-It
of 116 votes, 34% like it
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Somebody Forgot to Rewind the Tape when they brought Sexy Back
of 116 votes, 34% like it
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I'm a Rock and Roll Senior Citizen
of 106 votes, 18% like it
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I'd rather be stupid and happy, than smart and a virgin
of 108 votes, 28% like it
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I'm With Stupid. Just kidding, we're freinds, that's my buddy.
of 111 votes, 32% like it
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Judge Not By the Color of My Shirt, But the Brand Name of My Tee.
of 116 votes, 42% like it
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You can't spell "Failure" without "U R A"
of 133 votes, 38% like it
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In College You Don't Get Detention, You Get Arrested.
of 220 votes, 33% like it
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The Letter Y: Vowel Trapped in a Consenants Body?
of 207 votes, 37% like it
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Next time you Quote me, you better use citations.
of 234 votes, 44% like it
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Cannibals get rid of their evidence.
of 256 votes, 49% like it
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I Don't See People As Colors, I See Them As Foodstuffs
of 235 votes, 31% like it
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I Bet You Can't Spot The Spelling Mistake On This Shirt...
of 364 votes, 56% like it
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When You Close Your Eyes, I Become Invisible!
of 307 votes, 41% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Actually, I put my pants on no legs at a time.
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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Apple Pie, Sweatshops, Outsourcing... I <3 America!
of 92 votes, 28% like it
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Be a Man! Braid Your Beard
of 192 votes, 24% like it
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Dinosaurs, Man's best friend.
of 92 votes, 25% like it
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Don't worry, I don't tell anyone we're dating either...
of 54 votes, 39% like it
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Fossil Fuels: Nature's Gatorade
of 101 votes, 26% like it
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I Agree! Let's Be Friends! That Guy Sucks! Wanna Date?
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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I been had grammar issues
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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I Know What You're Thinking, You're a Racist for Thinking That
of 206 votes, 25% like it
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I put the X in Fun(ctions)!
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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I slept in this shirt...
of 202 votes, 27% like it
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Imagination: The Key To Success.
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Inside Joke! Tee Hee!
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Is it hot in here? Or am I just warm blooded?
of 40 votes, 28% like it
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Life is a bitch, and then you marry one.
of 176 votes, 20% like it
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Made from 5% Juice.
of 51 votes, 45% like it
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No One Can Hear Your Screams in Space (because there's no oxygen)
of 42 votes, 29% like it
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WARNING: Closet Tickle Monster
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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We're all the same on the inside, except for my robot parts.
of 47 votes, 74% like it
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When I Bought this Shirt I was thinking the same thing.
of 89 votes, 27% like it
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