the green guy?



I have mixxed feelings about this guy, apparently he has his own game, I kind of want to play it.

Someone mentioned earlier that they hate that in a generally heavy discussion, often times people who comment simply do something sort of like canned empathy. Sometimes when you read a blog that's sad, and you aren't filled with sage wisdom, but you want to at least show that you actually read the blog and feel for the person, the only response you really have is a simple one.

I don't know where this belongs. If you can't say something nice, you should probably ignore it.

I've been thinking and talking about magazines alot recently, and you know what would be cool as shit? if I had a magazine with all the magazine related articles that I was into and peeps would read it and they'd write letters to me (the editor). So since I can't have a cool ass magazine because I'm not Oprah or whatever, I would like to do the next best thing. Answer letters sent to me in regards to my nonexistant magazine.

So basically, we're going to make believe. You write me a dear john letter (except instead of deer john, you write "deer (name of omair's magazine, you can make up the name because I can't think of a cool name yet)") and I'll answer it IN BOLD saying something snarky, or agreeing with you, or disagreeing with you.

Let's make believe, and use our imaginations. because imagination is a beayoutiful thang. Also feel free to reference articles or issues that do not exist, like the Hard Liquor issue.

should I buy them?



whitepants rockout.

Don't watch this, it's not worth it.



Just imagine what happens based on the screenshot. Instead of watching it, just reply like you totally did. and reference parts that you imagine occcured in the video. It's better that way. My favorite part was when he was like "I'm gonna eat this tub of coolwhip!"

I came home today after a long day at the works, and there was a tiny box next to the old gross potted plant on my front step, I was like "what fuck!?" and you know what it was? It was a present from an extra special cool person, MARBLECARGIRL she sent me a christmas sock filled with christmas parafanalia!

She sent it to me because of my blog about xmastiem. which was super nice of her she totally didn't even have to, but she did just out of the kindness of her bigol' heart.



I was pretty happy when I got it.


Insides of the socks were filled with delicious foods, a tiny potted jesus tree and best of all A POKEBALL YA'LL.

It makes me feel very special that people like aubrey and others are willing to send me things just for saying silly things and attacking their blogs with my weirdness. I appreciate youse bros alot. So I'm going to pay it forward like that one movie and send someone else a nicethang. So somebody should expect a nicethang in the mail in the next few weeks too ya'll.

she is one of my best budz on here, I'll explain. She's especially awesome because today Omair did not go to work and slept in late becuase he was in pains. His mommy woke him up with a big brown box and she was all 'YOU GET PACKAGE FROM THREADLESS' and I was like "oh whatevs" but it wasn't a package from threadless, it was a package from LIZ! OMG! WHAT!?

So i got really excited, and I popped out of bed and then I tried to find a sharp utensil to open the box, but all I had was a fork, so for like 10 minutes I forked the box!



and upon forking the box I found wonderful gifts and popcorn, but it was not the eatable kind....

BUT THAT'S OKAY, because also I got a card and I love cards.


that's my name

and then I opened the presents and the first thing is a vintage comic about bears! I love bears! who doesn't live bears, fucking weirdos, that's who. (lol becuase that's what liz wrote)



okay now, are you ready to flip your shit? Because you know what else she got me? A FUCKING POKEMON PIGGY BANK. I TOTALLY NEEDED A PIGGY BANK TOO, BUT NOW I CAN STORE MY CHANGE IN STYLE. I'M GONNA GO STEAL SOME COINS FROM MY MOMS PURSE TO FILL THIS BABY UP.


(I just woke up, that's why I look like oprah)

OMG OMG OMG! this is the best day EVER! Liz outline is a best friend for life! Like a tiny puppy of friendship and hi fives. Everyone should agree right now.

and have not informed you about getting a haircut, you're officially allowed to prank me hard. and give me trojan horses. and haze me. and make fun of my mom.

Befoh.

I have the worst tooth hurts right now, I'm pretty sure it's a result of my wisdom teeth trying to push for more space. But all I want to do right now is gnaw on a nerf ball and wimper ;_;.

Let me be your blade and you be my sheath,
You be my sky and i am the earth underneath,
As meant to be like Sally and Jack,
And we can be lovers just like that,
I will be the air you take deep within,
And you be the ocean my soul swims within,
Like the waves of the sea's press against the beach,
Opening my heart with your love and giving hope is what you teach,
The light that shines from the darkest of nights,
I'll embrace you with in my arms with all my might,
Give me your hand and i will give you mine,
Embracing each other til the end of time,
Tell me you trust me and you want me to stay,
I will tell you i trust you in the very same way,
When you cry i will wipe away your tears,
When your afraid call my name and i will help you face your fears,
When you feeling alone i will be there,
And you can hold me tight like as if i was a teddy bear,
When you need a kiss,
Know your lips are a target i will never miss,
When you say those three words to my face,
I will say them back at the same pace.



I am now uncomfortable.