she is one of my best budz on here, I'll explain. She's especially awesome because today Omair did not go to work and slept in late becuase he was in pains. His mommy woke him up with a big brown box and she was all 'YOU GET PACKAGE FROM THREADLESS' and I was like "oh whatevs" but it wasn't a package from threadless, it was a package from LIZ! OMG! WHAT!?

So i got really excited, and I popped out of bed and then I tried to find a sharp utensil to open the box, but all I had was a fork, so for like 10 minutes I forked the box!



and upon forking the box I found wonderful gifts and popcorn, but it was not the eatable kind....

BUT THAT'S OKAY, because also I got a card and I love cards.


that's my name

and then I opened the presents and the first thing is a vintage comic about bears! I love bears! who doesn't live bears, fucking weirdos, that's who. (lol becuase that's what liz wrote)



okay now, are you ready to flip your shit? Because you know what else she got me? A FUCKING POKEMON PIGGY BANK. I TOTALLY NEEDED A PIGGY BANK TOO, BUT NOW I CAN STORE MY CHANGE IN STYLE. I'M GONNA GO STEAL SOME COINS FROM MY MOMS PURSE TO FILL THIS BABY UP.


(I just woke up, that's why I look like oprah)

OMG OMG OMG! this is the best day EVER! Liz outline is a best friend for life! Like a tiny puppy of friendship and hi fives. Everyone should agree right now.

and have not informed you about getting a haircut, you're officially allowed to prank me hard. and give me trojan horses. and haze me. and make fun of my mom.

Befoh.

I have the worst tooth hurts right now, I'm pretty sure it's a result of my wisdom teeth trying to push for more space. But all I want to do right now is gnaw on a nerf ball and wimper ;_;.

Let me be your blade and you be my sheath,
You be my sky and i am the earth underneath,
As meant to be like Sally and Jack,
And we can be lovers just like that,
I will be the air you take deep within,
And you be the ocean my soul swims within,
Like the waves of the sea's press against the beach,
Opening my heart with your love and giving hope is what you teach,
The light that shines from the darkest of nights,
I'll embrace you with in my arms with all my might,
Give me your hand and i will give you mine,
Embracing each other til the end of time,
Tell me you trust me and you want me to stay,
I will tell you i trust you in the very same way,
When you cry i will wipe away your tears,
When your afraid call my name and i will help you face your fears,
When you feeling alone i will be there,
And you can hold me tight like as if i was a teddy bear,
When you need a kiss,
Know your lips are a target i will never miss,
When you say those three words to my face,
I will say them back at the same pace.



I am now uncomfortable.

someone said that the end of rap was the lol smileyface song, I think it happened wayyyyyyyyyyyy before that.

where there's a guy and he's like "ya wanna race?" and you're like "yeah!" and you lose, so you try to race him again, and again and again and again and you can never win,a nd you never win, ever, and then your one friend says he totally beat the guy so you try and race him again and again and again and again.

remember that?

I'm a miserable conversationalist when it comes to one on one convos with people sometimes. I don't know why, it makes me one sad.

Shorty Just Text me say she wanna sex me
LOL Smiley Face, LOL Smiley Face
Shorty sent a twit pic saying come and get this
LOL Smiley Face, LOL Smiley Face

Shorty called my phone, I was busy
Cruisin in that benz round the city
Then I felt my phone buzz, I know that she likes thugs,
And I’m a bad boy like diddy,
Then she sent a text, that read, baby im at home,
Then she sent another one that says she’s all alone
So I text her a smiley face and said lets do the grown,
She said lol, boy you crazy, come on
Then she said actually, yeen aint gotta ask me
cause im nasty
Im on my way, girl I can’t wait, twitter me a picture
Let me see that O.K.


@discuss

I bet if you shaved your beard a way, you could be my cousin.



maybe?

Today I got 3 seperate nintendo related packages. First and probably the coolest was a letter from Cris (sarcasticatbest) which also included some sweetass NES pins.



Second was twilight princess for Wii. I didn't think that was coming today, pretty cool.

And then most surprisingly was these sweetass posters that I got from club nintendo! checkit!





Thanks again Cris for the sweet pins, I'll hook you up with STPs the next time I order.