I was just eating a sandwich making a vid of it, and then I find out...



FUCK! MY SHIT'S COMING OUT OF MY SHIT.

My sister has a pretty interesting taste in music. She doesn't listen to that indie pussy shit, she doesn't listen to none of that new bullshit that's out today, she listens to realass music, and when she likes a song, she listens to the same song for like 3 days straight. Why, all last week every time I walked past her room I'd hear "what goes around comes around" by justin timberlake, like EVERY time, EVERY TIME.

Occasionally I'd leave my laptop on while going to school or work, and she'd use it. The way I know she'd use it is because slast.fm would record that I apparently listened to the same fucking Beyonce Song for 8 hours.

What she listenin' to right now:

"What the Hook Gon' Be" by MURPHY LEE?

What she will be listening to in 3 hours:

"What the Hook Gon' Be" by MURPHY LEE!?

We are at here. Sup?

dude look like a choochoo train.

Good things seem to be happening to alot of peoples recently. I really like that, it makes me happy. Especially because last year around this time I was super duper down on myself, probably the worst I've ever been in my entire life. But this winter, I definitely feel a lot better about life. I feel like it's partly due to the fact that I've taken the time to notice others happiness and kind of found that sort of happiness in myself.

One time someone wrote, and I honestly think it was just a twitter update, but basically he said "sometimes you have to stop feeling sorry for yourself, and start feeling happy for others", and I think just truly feeling happy for your friends and family and really meaning it just makes life a lot nicer.

It's kind of funny how something random like a twitter update could strike me like that. It wasn't even something particularly profound, but I just never really thought of life like that.

What's DNDcon? Well it's like:

Danksesh
Nugsesh
Dudesesh
2010
Sesh
Con
2010

And basically what it is is like just some cool dudes and playboys just chilling out and being bros and just getting pretty hype about life and friendship.

Where: TBD
When: TBD
Who?: Just some Bros
Why?: Because it is THE SHIT.
What: Super Smash Bros, Diddy Kong Racing, 50 Piece McNugseshing, Milkshakz, Jamseshing, Cool Pranking, Talking about Pussay, Gettin' girlfriends, Gettin' blazed and twisted, reading the bible, Pokeman dualz, watching the rush hour trilogy.

Special Guest Speaker: Jackie Chan

You In?

Attendies
iPear
Chipmnk
JeffreyG
iRandy!
SuperRyan
StubbyPhil
Jublin
Puterboy (In Spirit)
Daniel san
Robotwaste
Olie!

and high.

oh gosh.

I drank like 4 cognacs and one bud light, and now I'm pretty drunk. hahahahaha.

I'm really friendly when I'm drunk and I type wrong. Blogging! so drunk!

so I'm writing the script for this awesome as shit threadless tv special. It's basically going to be about the dystopian future where america is divided by the east and the west and the holy lands are the midwest and shit. So like, there's dramas and hopes and humors. Anyway, I need to know where you are located, west, east, center?

My special is going to be cool as fuck, there will probably be animal mounts, someone will get laid, everyone will be wearing armor, all the ladies will be wearing real nice looking makeups, all the bros will have nice toned bodies, everyone will be wearing cool ass shirts, everyone will always have really white teeth, it's going to be intense.

Dear Geeksquad,

Hey what's up? You're big bullshit. I hate you. Extended warranties? Big bullshit, I hate them. You tell me to buy a warranty, which I do, because it's a big product and then when shit goes wrong I take it to you and you look at it. Then after a day you give it back to me and do nothing. If I didn't buy that warranty, you wouldn't look at it without charging me, and after charging me you wouldn't do anything still, probably. That's big bullshit. If you do find something wrong, you don't do anything, you send it back to the company, they do something. That's big bullshit. This is all very much big bullshit, geeksquad, you follow me? Geeksquad, let me give you an example of why you suck, please view this example scenario and learn from it.

This scenario is very loosely based on my experience

Guy: Hey what's up, is this geeksquad?
Geeksquad: Hey this is geeksquad, what's up, dude?
Guy: I think the "I" key fell off of my keyboard.
Geeksquad: Oh shit bro, we need to run some diagnostics, dude.
Guy no dude, no, here I have the button right here, can you just put it back on or give me a new one?
Geeksquad: Listen bro, I think we're going to have to restore your computer.
Guy: What!? What? wait bro, my "I" key is messed up just put it back on!
Geeksquad: dude chill, I'm wearing a tie. I'm geeksquad, I'm a nerd. I gotta restore your computer, I'm gonna reinstall vista and shit!
Guy: MY I KEY IS BROKEN CAN YOU PLEASE JUST PUT IT BACK ON?
Geeksquad: Do you have a warranty?
Guy: Yes, I do.
Geeksquad: Okay, I tell you what, you let me keep this for the next 48 hours we'll run some diagnostics, if I can't find anything wrong we'll give it back to you.
Guy: I KEY.
Geeksquad: basically what diagnostics are, brah. Diagnostics means like, we're just going to let your computer run for like 2 days back behind the desk, if your computer doesn't explode then we'll give it back to you and tell you we cleaned out all the adware.
Guy: I KEY.
Geeksquad: if you rcomputer does explode, we'll charge you like 200 bucks, say it's water damage, and then we'll send it back to HP and they'll give you a replacement computer.
Guy: I KEY, I KEY, I KEY
Geeksquad: Wait, your computer is a gameboy.
Guy: My COMPUTER IS A FUCKING COMPUTER
Geeksquad: bro, this is a gameboy color
Guy: IT'S A FUCKING HP, COMPUTER. HEWLITT PACKERD, I KEY IS BROKEN, GIVE ME A NEW I KEY.
Geeksquad: Alright dude, I'm gonna do some diagnostics now, good thing you got that warranty on your gameboy computer.

Geeksquad, you suck big ass. But whatever, you're a business, what choice do I have? Thanks for making my day worse. People are bullshit, such bullshit. Warranties are bullshit. You made my day suck, and I'm too mad to eat but I'm fucking hungry.

Insincerely,
Omair

Today was much of the suck :(. Let's make it not that way by talking about awesome stuff that makes you flip your shit. Please tell me awesomeass stories about flip your shit amazing times.