Today was much of the suck :(. Let's make it not that way by talking about awesome stuff that makes you flip your shit. Please tell me awesomeass stories about flip your shit amazing times.

today I was going to get some food to eat and I drove past a pretty interesting park job.



No one was there, so it's not like it just happened recently. The guy basically parked at this awkward angle. completely nailing the car next to it, then the driver probably went and got some panera bread or something.

Like, I don't..understand. First of all, how did this person manage to park THIS poorly? Like it's not even like the person parked at a weird angle and forgot to put the parking brake on, because it looks like the car hit the other car at somewhat full speed. Dang, how do people suck that bad at life?

I had a dream last night that I was trapped in a sealed box. It was cold and everything was dim. My cat was the MILF cat. Great! Nàaast

Have you ever like done something naturally and not really payed attention to it, and had it addressed as an issue by someone before? But like, didn't really pay attention to it before it was brought up?

Like for me I have an issue with the way I react in certain situations, and I want to correct it, but like when you're naturally accustomed to a certain behavior it's hard to catch yourself and stop doing it, I guess...

So like what should I do? Attempt to halt myself from behaving a certain way when placed in the situation that often causes that behavior? Just accept that it's the way I am?

I think this situation is kind of universal, like, for me it' has something to do with my behavior. But like, I mean I'm sure everyone has had a situation where an issue has been brought up about them that they never noticed before. I guess, basically what I'm trying to ask is how do you deal with criticism if you're not really sure how to apply it to better yourself?

so I got a box in the mail today from hanover pennsylvania, no return address and I was like "oh what's this" it was adressed to Omair MICHAEL Ali (lol, not my real middle name) and inside was this massive Marvel comics Encyclopedia, shrinkwrapped and everything. What?! So I think this might be a secret santa gift, but I'm not entirely sure. But I know one thing, I'm pretty happy about it.

I'm trying to look for some websites that sell designs printed on jumpers/sweatshirts that aren't hoodies. Post 'em here?

the green guy?



I have mixxed feelings about this guy, apparently he has his own game, I kind of want to play it.

Someone mentioned earlier that they hate that in a generally heavy discussion, often times people who comment simply do something sort of like canned empathy. Sometimes when you read a blog that's sad, and you aren't filled with sage wisdom, but you want to at least show that you actually read the blog and feel for the person, the only response you really have is a simple one.

I don't know where this belongs. If you can't say something nice, you should probably ignore it.

I've been thinking and talking about magazines alot recently, and you know what would be cool as shit? if I had a magazine with all the magazine related articles that I was into and peeps would read it and they'd write letters to me (the editor). So since I can't have a cool ass magazine because I'm not Oprah or whatever, I would like to do the next best thing. Answer letters sent to me in regards to my nonexistant magazine.

So basically, we're going to make believe. You write me a dear john letter (except instead of deer john, you write "deer (name of omair's magazine, you can make up the name because I can't think of a cool name yet)") and I'll answer it IN BOLD saying something snarky, or agreeing with you, or disagreeing with you.

Let's make believe, and use our imaginations. because imagination is a beayoutiful thang. Also feel free to reference articles or issues that do not exist, like the Hard Liquor issue.

should I buy them?



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