Dear Geeksquad,

Hey what's up? You're big bullshit. I hate you. Extended warranties? Big bullshit, I hate them. You tell me to buy a warranty, which I do, because it's a big product and then when shit goes wrong I take it to you and you look at it. Then after a day you give it back to me and do nothing. If I didn't buy that warranty, you wouldn't look at it without charging me, and after charging me you wouldn't do anything still, probably. That's big bullshit. If you do find something wrong, you don't do anything, you send it back to the company, they do something. That's big bullshit. This is all very much big bullshit, geeksquad, you follow me? Geeksquad, let me give you an example of why you suck, please view this example scenario and learn from it.

This scenario is very loosely based on my experience

Guy: Hey what's up, is this geeksquad?
Geeksquad: Hey this is geeksquad, what's up, dude?
Guy: I think the "I" key fell off of my keyboard.
Geeksquad: Oh shit bro, we need to run some diagnostics, dude.
Guy no dude, no, here I have the button right here, can you just put it back on or give me a new one?
Geeksquad: Listen bro, I think we're going to have to restore your computer.
Guy: What!? What? wait bro, my "I" key is messed up just put it back on!
Geeksquad: dude chill, I'm wearing a tie. I'm geeksquad, I'm a nerd. I gotta restore your computer, I'm gonna reinstall vista and shit!
Guy: MY I KEY IS BROKEN CAN YOU PLEASE JUST PUT IT BACK ON?
Geeksquad: Do you have a warranty?
Guy: Yes, I do.
Geeksquad: Okay, I tell you what, you let me keep this for the next 48 hours we'll run some diagnostics, if I can't find anything wrong we'll give it back to you.
Guy: I KEY.
Geeksquad: basically what diagnostics are, brah. Diagnostics means like, we're just going to let your computer run for like 2 days back behind the desk, if your computer doesn't explode then we'll give it back to you and tell you we cleaned out all the adware.
Guy: I KEY.
Geeksquad: if you rcomputer does explode, we'll charge you like 200 bucks, say it's water damage, and then we'll send it back to HP and they'll give you a replacement computer.
Guy: I KEY, I KEY, I KEY
Geeksquad: Wait, your computer is a gameboy.
Guy: My COMPUTER IS A FUCKING COMPUTER
Geeksquad: bro, this is a gameboy color
Guy: IT'S A FUCKING HP, COMPUTER. HEWLITT PACKERD, I KEY IS BROKEN, GIVE ME A NEW I KEY.
Geeksquad: Alright dude, I'm gonna do some diagnostics now, good thing you got that warranty on your gameboy computer.

Geeksquad, you suck big ass. But whatever, you're a business, what choice do I have? Thanks for making my day worse. People are bullshit, such bullshit. Warranties are bullshit. You made my day suck, and I'm too mad to eat but I'm fucking hungry.

Insincerely,
Omair

Today was much of the suck :(. Let's make it not that way by talking about awesome stuff that makes you flip your shit. Please tell me awesomeass stories about flip your shit amazing times.

today I was going to get some food to eat and I drove past a pretty interesting park job.



No one was there, so it's not like it just happened recently. The guy basically parked at this awkward angle. completely nailing the car next to it, then the driver probably went and got some panera bread or something.

Like, I don't..understand. First of all, how did this person manage to park THIS poorly? Like it's not even like the person parked at a weird angle and forgot to put the parking brake on, because it looks like the car hit the other car at somewhat full speed. Dang, how do people suck that bad at life?

I had a dream last night that I was trapped in a sealed box. It was cold and everything was dim. My cat was the MILF cat. Great! Nàaast

Have you ever like done something naturally and not really payed attention to it, and had it addressed as an issue by someone before? But like, didn't really pay attention to it before it was brought up?

Like for me I have an issue with the way I react in certain situations, and I want to correct it, but like when you're naturally accustomed to a certain behavior it's hard to catch yourself and stop doing it, I guess...

So like what should I do? Attempt to halt myself from behaving a certain way when placed in the situation that often causes that behavior? Just accept that it's the way I am?

I think this situation is kind of universal, like, for me it' has something to do with my behavior. But like, I mean I'm sure everyone has had a situation where an issue has been brought up about them that they never noticed before. I guess, basically what I'm trying to ask is how do you deal with criticism if you're not really sure how to apply it to better yourself?

so I got a box in the mail today from hanover pennsylvania, no return address and I was like "oh what's this" it was adressed to Omair MICHAEL Ali (lol, not my real middle name) and inside was this massive Marvel comics Encyclopedia, shrinkwrapped and everything. What?! So I think this might be a secret santa gift, but I'm not entirely sure. But I know one thing, I'm pretty happy about it.

I'm trying to look for some websites that sell designs printed on jumpers/sweatshirts that aren't hoodies. Post 'em here?

the green guy?



I have mixxed feelings about this guy, apparently he has his own game, I kind of want to play it.

Someone mentioned earlier that they hate that in a generally heavy discussion, often times people who comment simply do something sort of like canned empathy. Sometimes when you read a blog that's sad, and you aren't filled with sage wisdom, but you want to at least show that you actually read the blog and feel for the person, the only response you really have is a simple one.

I don't know where this belongs. If you can't say something nice, you should probably ignore it.

I've been thinking and talking about magazines alot recently, and you know what would be cool as shit? if I had a magazine with all the magazine related articles that I was into and peeps would read it and they'd write letters to me (the editor). So since I can't have a cool ass magazine because I'm not Oprah or whatever, I would like to do the next best thing. Answer letters sent to me in regards to my nonexistant magazine.

So basically, we're going to make believe. You write me a dear john letter (except instead of deer john, you write "deer (name of omair's magazine, you can make up the name because I can't think of a cool name yet)") and I'll answer it IN BOLD saying something snarky, or agreeing with you, or disagreeing with you.

Let's make believe, and use our imaginations. because imagination is a beayoutiful thang. Also feel free to reference articles or issues that do not exist, like the Hard Liquor issue.