So Christmas season is approaching, hard. This makes me sad, because my entire life I've been subjected to All sorta christmassy stuff. All thus stuff is so awesome! But my family doesn't celebrate Christmas... In fact during the shopping season as a kid we would rarely leave my house. so it's wierd, but I feel like I gots the Christmas spirit! Anyway, one of the things that would make me happy would just experiencing the whole Christmas thang...

All decorating trees with easily breakable objects, all eating glazed meats with pineapples skewered in them, all seeing extended family, all singing christmas type songs, all sucking on candy canes in a non-sexual way, all not enjoying fruit cakes, all watching tv shows with my family that are narrated by a dude with a classy British accent, all getting my mailman a lottery scratch card, all smooching under missile toes, all sitting with santo claws and takin pix, all talking reindeer, all Santa themes coke cans, all egg nogs, all getting a puppy in a box, all family dinner with yer papa, all nice sweaters and waking up early to open presents, all getting pissed off because you didn't get a sega saturn, all hot cocao and shopping at busy places, all tinsel and popcorn, all getting drunk and singing about stuff, all wearing goofy hats, all crushed velvet robe and crown of gold leaves, all love and innocence and warm fuzziness of friendship and life and peace on earth, all little Timmy, all it's a wonderful life, all Hess model toytruck and Hessbrand NASCAR vehicle and Hess brand helicopter in time for Christmas, all spelling Christmas with x, all wholy ghosts and shit

i know I know, you're probably thinking "omair what the fuck, bro! I thought you were only into cool flip your shit awesome stuff!" nah dude, i think just chillin out holiday style would make me the happiest dude, ever! Serious! Thinking about this makes me feel like warm urine.

So, the christmas season is kind of like the summer blockbuster season for videogames. Within the next few weeks we're going to see some big games drop, up until the last few weeks of christmas where videogames releases usually come to a complete halt until the new year. Some games have already dropped over the last few months all leading up to the christmas shopping season, just to put you in the know of what's going down I'll list some new titles popping in, and some one's that have already came out that you should probably look into.


November 15th - New! Super Mario Bros Wii (wii)
November 17th - Assassin's Creed 2(360, PS3), Left 4 Dead 2(360, PC), God of War Collection(PS3), Resident Evil: Darkside Chronicles (Wii)
November 24th Pro Evo '10 (US)(360,PS3,PSP)
December 7th Legend of Zelda: The Phantom Hourglass (DS), The Saboteur (360,PC,PS3)


Shit What You should Already Know about:
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
Uncharted 2
Halo: ODST
Tekken 6
DJ Hero
Forza Motorsport 3
Kingdom Hearts: 352.../2 *Iforget the number days.
GTA 4: Episodes from Liberty City



Anything else?

Ya'll know what it is.

I make words. I am not werbose, so much as I am very good at making up words. So, do you need a word to describe something? I'll give you one. just give me something you want to say in style and I'll be like "okay"

What's the best pizza place around you. Do you like special types of pizza? did you ever try and eat a pizza whole just by rolling it up in a pizza style burrito?

I punched Brett so hard that it made Paul stop existing.

Horses, horses who? Sloths.







Sloths, so chill. What's up? I thought so.

In the tradition of hte "I wanna know you" blogs, I'd like to question one blogger to find out more about him or her. This time it's sweet ass ryan, feel free to answer these even if you aren't sweet ass ryan. But I'd like to make sure that if anyone answers him, that anyone includes sweet ass ryan.

Hey, what's up?
You blazed?
You twisted?
Twizzled?
%20?
Where do you go to school?
What are you studying?
Do you like that
You single?
Perfect Woman?
Favorite Song?
Perfect Brodate?
Perfect Sex-leadingto-date?
Ever kiss a dog?
Wierdest dog experience?
Like horses?
Favorite Actor or Actress?
Favorite Pokemon?
Favorite Emoticon?
Ever shake the snake?
Flash Game?
Flash Game?
Shockwave?
Quicktime?
Transformers, what's your favorite?
Man, where's your beard?
Shoes, what kind?
Killa or sick?
boxxers or briefs?
if you were agirl how big would your boobs be?
What would you rname be?
would you be skanky?
Nice sunglasses.
What kind of sunglasses are those?
Oh cool.
Favorite color?
Favorite sound?
Favorite shape?
Ever date a man?

of my beard over the last two years.

Images Provided in part by LizOutline. Thx Liz.


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