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iPear
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But did you know that, according to biobot sam there's a type of bird in california or something that's bird call is "chicago" and it kinda sounds like a little mexican dude. ---"chee-ka-coh"

I don't want to make a blog about Chicago, because I want to imagine that one day I can see you dudes often enough that I don't feel like I have to tell you how much I appreciate you all the time (like a lil' bitch). Maybe one day it'll come true, maybe one day we'll be neighbors and you'll accidentally see me taking a pee because I don't have curtains in my bathroom and I totally take off all of my clothes before tinkling. Maybe one day. Once a year isn't enough.

There's a lot of stuff I want to say, but it's hard to be organized, and I didn't go to word college, man. So, if you post here, and i met you this weekend, I'ma say some things about you.
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Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Sep 14 '10 at 11:31am
good happy
shakethesheets
shakethesheets on Sep 14 '10 at 11:34am
Omair, you so nice. You say nice things. Every time I saw you, you'd just say something nice. Nice guy, why you so nice? Jeez, calm down, niceboy.
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Sep 14 '10 at 11:35am
woop woop!

Omair-6
boysbeambitious
boysbeambitious on Sep 14 '10 at 11:35am
I love you, man
canceromega
canceromega on Sep 14 '10 at 11:35am
You're the best special girl I've ever met, Omair.
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Sep 14 '10 at 11:35am
haphap
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Sep 14 '10 at 11:38am
Omair, you're totally one of my best friends. In a perfect world, you and I would live together and we'd compare dick sizes and watch Inception on the daily and hold each other's hair when vomiting and barely understand the things we say to each other but laugh anyway and be each other's wingmen whenever we have to talk to girls and then just end up telling them "yo, we're the coolest. Dealwitit".
Steve The Great
Steve The Great on Sep 14 '10 at 11:39am
we need to chill again, dude. it's been like 2 years.
rhythmdev9
rhythmdev9 on Sep 14 '10 at 11:41am
i drop pants to around my ankles like a 5 year old when i pee
sonmi
   sonmi on Sep 14 '10 at 11:43am
i'm happy i got to talk to you more this time, dude. you are the real dude, mon.
SuperRyan
SuperRyan on Sep 14 '10 at 12:06pm
You got me Big Momma's House 2. That was a very special moment. Thank you, O-bro. Seriously you are one of the funniest dudes I've ever been around and I should have done better with our hangout times.
iPear
iPear on Sep 14 '10 at 12:19pm
Steve is so strong, good strong. Drinks some schlitz, drink from his country. Am miss you, not hang long, hang short. Short hang. Watch do karaoke, was best thing to see in my eyes. Steve is best, always best. I was excited to see you again, man. I think everyone is always excited to see you, you are exxciting. so excited am being. I'm glad we got a chance to do a talktiem at Cody's house, a dogtalktiem.

Becca, you're the best. No one should be allowed to say anything other than nice stuff about you. You did so much organize, and were always doing a nice smile. Plus I touched your elbow man, it's like we got married.

Brian, you were the first person I saw. and the last person I saw from threadless. So in a way, you were the beginning, and the end of my journey. I always feel so comfortable around you, man. Like, safe. You make me feel safe. I don't think traveling to chicago would have been as easy as it was if it wasn't for you being my plane buddy.

Priscilla, I feel like we got to talk a lot more this year. You're seriously the coolest, and most chill person. You handle yourself so well, even when you're under the influence, and that garners a lot of respect in my eyes. Never Change, only get better.

Anna coffee, you and alvin are so much of the kawaiiXD. I like you dog, Latina Pride. Because I was seperated a lot from Mike and Alvin, I think I msised out with many chances to hang out with you too. But it's okay, because I know you were probably having the coolest times with each other, and knowing that makes me happy enough. You guys are magic when together.

Danmaltz, you weren't here. But I think everyone wanted you to be here. Even when you're not present, you're pretty much ingrained in the fabric of threadless. Mostly because you're what makes bacontaco, dog. and if it wasn't for bacontaco, I don't think any of us would really be friends like we are. So essentially, I feel like you play a part in all of the greatfriendtimes, even when you're not around.

Alvin, there aren't enough ways to describe how much you mean to me, man. I want you to be around me always, you bring out the best in me. You polarize everyone around you, and I feel like when we're together, we make people happy. You can ask anyone, whenever we were seperated I'd always talk about you, man. Because in a way, what really made this weekend for me was being reunited with you. You really are my best friend, and I hope we can do this more often.

Steve, you're important to me, man. Because you're one of the few people that's gotten a chance to meet the people that I asosciate with every day. If my real life friends can accept that I have invested so much into an online forum, and embrace it, then that makes me happy. And I think the reason they can accept my love for threadless is having met people like you.

Matt, you are the coolest, bro. I'm glad you came out, I immediately felt like we were long time friends when I first met you. Which isn't the case for most people, you know, having to go through all that small talk and shit. I don't do small talk, I'm terrible at it, and it's good to see that I was immediately cool with you and we could exchange witty banter.

Julia, me too! I was thinking about it, like last year I was really nervous, and afraid about making first impressions with people because I was the new guy. So for most of the weekend I didn't really talk to you or any of the veteran dudes. This year I got a chance to really talk to you guys, because all the formalities were out of the way. Camel laughs for life, man.
HorsefaceDee
   HorsefaceDee on Sep 14 '10 at 12:20pm
you were the first person I met!!!
kayceislost
kayceislost on Sep 14 '10 at 12:21pm
Numberonelips!
iPear
iPear on Sep 14 '10 at 12:21pm
Ryan, thanks, that means a lot coming from you. You're the funniest dude on Threadless. I know you were probably nervous or whatever you want to call it, which is fine, because it's my understanding that this was your first meetup. and it's kind of like THE meetup, right? It's a lot of pressure, people have expectations and shit. But it's cool, man, I definitely saw a glimmer of what makes you SAR, man. I wish we spent more time together, but there's definitely next year. You're swell :^)
ir0cko
   ir0cko on Sep 14 '10 at 12:22pm
Omair, it's okay to cry. It doesn't make you a you know what.
robotwaste
robotwaste on Sep 14 '10 at 12:26pm
I was very excited to meet you. I might have peed a tiny wet spot accidently like.
funkie fresh
   funkie fresh on Sep 14 '10 at 12:28pm
I didn't meet Omair this weekend.


SIKE.


You cool man, so cool.
iPear
iPear on Sep 14 '10 at 12:34pm
Dee! when you said you knew me and it didn't register who you were, I got all scared for a second. "Oh no, a girl is talking to me!" but then I realized who you were and it was okay. It always makes me happy when people from threadless are immediately cool and chill and easy to talk to. I didn't see you most of the weekend after that initial meeting, but I kinda want to hear more about lazy ass parkour.


Kayce, always beingthere girl. You were always there! Everywhere I was! Always kayce! Kayce, always. I wouldn't have it any other way. Thanks for listening to my weird alcohol induced rambling on saturday, I hope it didn't get too weird. Or do I? moyhoyhoyhoy. Goodluck with Mario.

Randy! My little social butterfly. I love you man, tru ha'pizza. I'm glad this year there was no shyness, you are Threadless finest. Ohana mean pamily, you are my pamily, noone get leff behine. Randy, you're so much fun, man. I luh you so much, bros for life. I'm glad you were in my group almost all the time this weekend.

Tony! I forgot your username, I felt like I betrayed you! You are much of the chill, man. I feel like we could've talked more, but I only think it was a missed opportunity becuase there was just so much shit going on and so many people, that we just didn't really get a chance to socialize enough. I hope no one saw you pee on yourself, that would be awkz.

kayceislost
kayceislost on Sep 14 '10 at 12:35pm
You held my hand and asked me if you could use it as a pillow, so I see nothing wrong here, only AWESOMENESS.
rhythmdev9
rhythmdev9 on Sep 14 '10 at 12:36pm
i agree i think we are meet-up soulmates, you were the only person i didn't have those awkward, "so how was your trip" "how long are you here" moments
mgill52
mgill52 on Sep 14 '10 at 12:38pm
hug hug kiss kiss
iPear
iPear on Sep 14 '10 at 12:40pm
also randy saw me cry, twice. embarassing.

Jarnmang, we didn't hang out? are you serious? SIKE! i tricked you, I know we hung out. It's pretty much a fact that when I wasn't hanging out with Alvin, I was probably hanging out with you. Bigdeal, man. We had the best conversations about nothing, and i don't even know how half of them started. I had the best time this year thanks to you, man. You're so cool, too cool. I feel like we could talk about absolutely nothing, but somehow it'd make sense, but not really make sense, but somehow we can continue the conversation anyway. Also, Hey...hey...we're like...SIKEOLOGISTS, oh man!
Stoma
Stoma on Sep 14 '10 at 12:41pm
Omair! I am so glad I got to sit at your table for dinner Saturday night. I was probably way too quiet - I was pretty much trying to come to terms with actually being right next to so many terrific folk. The excitement you have for everything you talk about is so amazing. Thanks for making me feel so welcomed.
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Sep 14 '10 at 12:45pm
omair you are my favorite cousin brother ever and I'm so glad I finally got to meet you
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Sep 14 '10 at 12:45pm
...

YEAH!
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Sep 14 '10 at 12:47pm
Dude, you make me feel so happy and lucky. I guess I never really understood what being a friend was until you came around, and I'm happy that I can finally say "Hey, I have a best friend. He's 3000 miles away, but he's still my best friend. He's my boy". And yeah, whenever you weren't around, the frequency of my accents went up as a means of coping without you, except I apparently suck at speaking anything like you.
iPear
iPear on Sep 14 '10 at 1:11pm
Matt! I don't know who said it but someone was like "dude's got a football neck" I guess they meant that you're big and tall like a football player, they were right man, you were huge! But you aren't intimidating at all, and big dudes always scare me! you're like a big teddy bear, mang. Also you have the prettiest smile, so pret.

Stevestoma, I wish you had told us who you were earlier! But I guess it is a bit overwhelming. anyway, I'm glad you could hang out with us at the Kiddy table. Next year will be even more awesome now that we actually know who you are! Isn't it gratifying for people to immediately know who you are as soon as you mention your username?

Mitchsick, I'm glad I met you brah. I definitely don't think we hung out enough, we could've done some whitespotting. Have you ever done whitespotting? It's when you spot white people, and create a brief character profile on them, and decide what races scare them the most. Whitespotting. You are a hero.
iPear
iPear on Sep 14 '10 at 2:04pm
hahaha I'd always tell jokes only you'd laugh at.
SnakeMan
SnakeMan on Sep 14 '10 at 2:07pm
it's true, omair nakedpees in a curtainless bathroom.









PSYCHE
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Sep 14 '10 at 2:09pm
Dudemair, when Mike and I were businessmen detectives, you would have laughed your dick off.
jeffreyg
jeffreyg on Sep 14 '10 at 2:13pm
STITCH
westond
   westond on Sep 14 '10 at 5:18pm
You make me laugh waaaaay too much dude!
mike bautista
mike bautista on Sep 14 '10 at 5:38pm
These blog things are so hard for me because I really don't know what to say. But I'm so happy I got to meet you, man. Seriously. Best friends. I don't even know what to do now that none of you are around.
charity.ryan
charity.ryan on Sep 14 '10 at 5:42pm
I'm glad you were there and things weren't awkward. but even if all we had was awkward it still would've been awesome-awkward. :)

next year: zombie dinner, my treat. :)
charity.ryan
charity.ryan on Sep 14 '10 at 5:42pm
oh i'm not refering to brains...:-/

you know
abeadle
   abeadle on Sep 14 '10 at 5:50pm
I liked dancing with you. It was like one of my top highlights.
alvarejo
   alvarejo on Sep 14 '10 at 5:51pm
i love you Omair
Bio-bot 9000
Bio-bot 9000 on Sep 14 '10 at 6:21pm
Keepin' the kids table witty and urbane.
Bio-bot 9000
Bio-bot 9000 on Sep 14 '10 at 6:21pm
you crack me up dude. keep it real.
soloyo
soloyo on Sep 14 '10 at 6:28pm
Dude you are such a cool guy!
stubby43
stubby43 on Sep 14 '10 at 7:36pm
I am loving these blogs.
biotwist
   biotwist on Sep 14 '10 at 7:37pm
words are good
midi-chlorinated
midi-chlorinated on Sep 14 '10 at 7:40pm
You're such a special friend. Mad love bro.
Krimson
Krimson on Sep 14 '10 at 7:42pm
Omair, you know we always have the specialtimes and make of the greatfuns. I enjoy your hugs.

As for Chicago blogs, I've just been subsisting upon everyone else's.
Noh_Body
   Noh_Body on Sep 14 '10 at 7:44pm
Waking up to the sound of you drying your hair with a towel directly over top of me was is the way i want to wake up errayday. I like you bro, I like like you. It's serious.

Band of brothers has a serious deep place in my heart.

We must go deeper.
igo2cairo
   igo2cairo on Sep 15 '10 at 2:57am
applesforjonah
applesforjonah on Sep 15 '10 at 3:28am
Omair, I love you hard time bro. I loved having some serious times in the Art Institute, I love listening to you talk to jeff drunk times and you calling me a DERF, and I loved eating at Tempo diner with you and Jan, as we talked about SIKE-cologists and other sike like things.
I freaking love you man.

Jeff's head was between my legs, is that gay?
iPear
iPear on Sep 15 '10 at 9:04am
Rob, Delaware friends for life. It's amazing how a community like this can connect me to people all over the world. But it's even more amazing when it gives me the oppurtunity to meet cool people right outside my door. You represent DE well, and I bet everyone thinks all Delawarians are crazy cool now.

Jeff, what can I say? You're a real sport, man. I love you because you enjoy some of my obscure mainstream pop references, you always talk in Pilipino lady accent with me. If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have gone, man! You also provided some of the greatest moments this weekend. I luh you!
iPear
iPear on Sep 15 '10 at 9:26am
Weston, you were awesome man. I'm glad I got to talk to you more this weekend. you're like 23 in Hipster years. Always stay chill, man. I'm kinda bummed I didn't get to say bye to you, but it's outweighed by the happiness of actually getting to hang out with you for a little while. Stay chill, man, always.

Mike Bautista! I think i told you once that you reminded me a lot of myself or something like that, It's pretty much a fact now that we're pretty similar. I mean, we have basically the same sense of humor. We just click, and they say lightning never strikes twice, I guess they were wrong, because I feel like we "get it", man. You're seriously the best, and I'm sure everyone who's gotten a chance to talk to you even a little bit can agree with me. The best part is, this was your first year, but you basically handled it like you were a veteran.

Oh Charity, you give the best hugs! One day we'll do zombies over dinner, and it'll be the best thing. I seriously look forward to that day, we should hang out again really soon! I feel like the first time we met it didn't do justice to either of us, and after last weekend we could probably be best buddies forever. You're the coolest, and I feel like you could totally appreciate any of my nerdy references.

Amanda, you're like the sweetest girl ever! You're always so nice and excited to see me! It makes me legitimately happy, and appreciated. I wish i had danced with you more, but that place was hot! But the time we dd dance together was so much fun, next year let's do it more for sure. We'll burn that place down with our dance movez.

Alvaro, you are all that is man. I immediately regretted not taking the chance to meet you before this weekend, because you seem like the coolest dude. You say I'm a celebrity, but you're basically a hugely influencial designer on here, and I'll definitely make my best effort to comment on all of your subs about the weather outside.

Sam arriving late to that sushi place was the best thing. I really like how you can incorporate animal facts into almost any situation and totally enhance the conversation. Everyone always talks about how they have great conversations with you, and I have to agree with them. You're the funniest dude, and the best part is you actually end up providing pretty cool facts.

Nestor, you're an awesome dude. You've got a good heart, and it was really nice of you to have transported everyone back to the hotel that one night when some of us got a little too drunk. Also you were a great sport about the thumbs up/thumbs down pic. I hope you get a chance to hang out more with the group next year, because you're a solid dude, man.

Phil, I remember in the taxi cab ride home from Cody's you mentioned that I seem like I gained alot of confidence since you last saw me. i really thought about it, and maybe you're right, I guess around the time when we first met, you guys were still just internet people, and now you're like family. Phil, you're one of the first people to have met me out of state, I travelled to new york city by car for the first time in my life for you, I think that's a pretty special honor. You're a cool dude.

Jonah, you were everywhere, always! You were one of the first people I met at the hotel, and you didn't really seem shy at all. I think that's always an important quality to have, especially at big social gatherings like last weekend. Just try not to wander around next year, you might get peed on.

Krystal, you are so special! I kind of regret that you met me at first while I was inebriated, it isn't exactly the topmost display of my charm. But, ultimately, I'm glad I met you in person, you have pretty hair, so pretty! I'm glad we slow danced, and I hope we get to slow dance more next year. Such a special girl, so so special.

Kevin, you're a special girl too! It always makes me happy when I see someone that excited to see me. I know I only got to see you for a little bit during the day on saturday but it was awesome as usual, you looked like you were having hecks of fun and that's important. Funtiems are hecks of important, I wish you always to have funtiems. Next year hopefully we'll have some more funtiems together.

B-don, mang. Delaware friend, I'm so glad I got to see you again. You immediately assimilated into Ha'Pizza, dude, like with the vernacular and everything. I guess it's fair though, because we do talk regularly. I was so glad to see you again, man. Band of brothers always, man. You are part of my band of brothers, foreber. I feel special for being like the only person at the meetup to have met you before everyone else, like WIP.


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