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Hey, what's up? he is
You blazed? he is
You twisted? like a corkscrew
Twizzled? he is
%20? more fibre
Where do you go to school? bovine university
What are you studying? udders
Do you like that? hells yeah
You single? bitches be crazy
Perfect Woman? sigourney weaver
Favorite Song? mandy by barry manilow
Perfect Brodate? bounty huntin with Dog
Perfect Sex-leadingto-date? bounty huntin with Dog
Ever kiss a dog? duh
Wierdest dog experience? tear gassing this crackhead bail jumper one night
Like horses? prefer hogs
Favorite Actor or Actress? keanu reeves
Favorite Pokemon? bulbasaur
Favorite Emoticon? (o)(o)
Ever shake the snake? you gots to whip it
Flash Game? no
Flash Game? yes
Shockwave? prefer Soundwave
Quicktime? the quickest
Transformers, what's your favorite? beachcomber
Man, where's your beard? pants
Shoes, what kind? crocs
Killa or sick? sick
boxxers or briefs? thongs
if you were agirl how big would your boobs be? huge but really droopy
What would you rname be? Shjawanda
would you be skanky? totes
Nice sunglasses. thanks.
What kind of sunglasses are those? flip-ups
Oh cool.
Favorite color? puce
Favorite sound? tuba
Favorite shape? trapezoid
Ever date a man? you asking?

Hey, what's up?
Not much, dude.

You blazed?
Nah, man.

You twisted?
Nah, man.

Twizzled?
Cha, man.

%20?
?_?

Where do you go to school?
Community college

What are you studying?
General education – Associate’s degree

Do you like that
It’s ok

You single?
Yes

Perfect Woman?
You

Favorite Song?
I think that’s a give-in

Perfect Brodate?
Movies and hanging and HaHa-ing all over

Perfect Sex-leadingto-date?
What is sex?

Ever kiss a dog?
Not full-on, dude

Wierdest dog experience?
Hank was trying to hump one of the cats the other day. Awkward.

Like horses?
Yeah, man! Horses are noble, sexy creatures that helped shape America.

Favorite Actor or Actress?
R. Lee Ermey is awesome. That chick from Mad Men with the big rack. She’s nice. Quite nice……yeah.

Favorite Pokemon?
Magikarp.

Favorite Emoticon?
:^P

Ever shake the snake?
If that means what I think it means, then yes. All the time. But usually I use Tabasco sauce on mine – weird, but it’s great.

Flash Game?
Meh

Flash Game?
Meh

Shockwave?
What?

Quicktime?
Apple movie trailers, yo.

Transformers, what's your favorite?
The motherfucking Prime, baby!

Man, where's your beard?
She doesn’t want to grow, dude.
:^(

Shoes, what kind?
I wear slip-ons all the time. So easy!

Killa or sick?
Sick

boxxers or briefs?
Briefs, yo. My boys will get hung up and in weird spots anyway.

if you were agirl how big would your boobs be?
Triple C

What would you rname be?
Richelle

would you be skanky?
Totally

Nice sunglasses.
Thanks!

What kind of sunglasses are those?
Ray ban

Oh cool.
Cha!

Favorite color?
The purps, bro!

Favorite sound?
Per-klunk!

Favorite shape?
Trapezoid!

Ever date a man?
He didn’t say it was a date…..
:^O

good questions!

I like how both Leon and I answered trapezoid

I'm glad I now know more about sweet ass ryan

jajaja.

i know you better than you know yourself. that's the only one you got right.