It's been an awfully long time since Big Mama Threadless had a user run contest. So, the Threadcommittee for Gossip and Junk (check us out every night at around 10:OO pm threadless time for all the meat, cheese, and bagels.) Decided, for the most part, that it would be pretty awesome if we had another cool contest. Because the ol' Texan Sugar Daddy, Realslimnatey/Lemonalle (They're one person, ask my penis) isn't as active as he used to be. I decided to take it upon myself to kick start this motha-- (Please ignore how the format of this looks nearly identical to the first iteration)


INTRO
After a long winded dispute over the custody of their brainchild, Slim Natey Inc.(Realslimnatey) and Sour Lemon Industries(Lemonalle) dropped their new tabloid type gossip rag in the toilet and double flushed what they figured would be a foot long poo log of bankruptcy. But little did they know, that said poo log would contain nuggets of gold. Globapear LCC. saw the gold nuggets in the metaphorical poo log...and it was just too big of a poo log to get down that toilet in two flushes. Reinvigorated, and Fresh smelling, Threadless Enquirer lives to tell another story. With fresh writers, hot celebs, and loads of free perfume samples, we bring to you...the next generation of Threadless related gossip type deals. THREADLESSENQUIRER2!

DETAILS:

-Use a photo with yourself in it OR, if you dare, use a photo of a fellow threadlesser to create a flashy, revealing image for the cover of The Threadless Enquirer. You may use the provided template from last year's enquirer if you need guidance.

-If you use a blogger other than yourself, that person will have the opportunity to win STPs as well. Remember, you've gotta be cruel 2 be kind.

-Add an attention-getting headline or caption to your picture. (We aren't looking for the whole story... just a teaser to get the reader interested).

-Post your entry below (links please, otherwise this blog will take too long to load) or email it to: raging.pear at gmail dot com

-NO LIMIT to the number of entries

-If you wish to participate in this but have no photo editing skills, you can now do so by writing a full article on any one of these cover stories posted. If you designed a cover, you cannot write for your own design. Sorry!

QUICK EXPLANATION FOR THOSE WHO ARE TOO LAZY TO READ:

YOU TAKE DIS:

(thank you JStumpenHorst for letting my steal this image without your consent)

MAKE IT LOOK LIKE DIS:


BCUZ YOU'RE MIMICING DIS:




DEADLINE AND PRIZES ToBeAnnounced.

(((I'm looking for a few charitable donators and judges for this here contest. If you'd like to help out, please send me an e-mail at (Raging.Pear At Gmail dot Com). Once it is decided that there are sufficient prizes and junk, the details, rules, deadlines and prizes will be announced.)))







Thanks to RealslimNatey and Lemonalle for letting me steal your idea without your permission :O.


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