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triley60
aka Tim is 49.37 years old, has been a member since May 2, 2006, has scored 0 submissions, giving an average score of 0.00.
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Remember when "digging a hole to China" was just a metaphor?
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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T-shirt slogans are the new comb-overs of cool.
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a post-modernist?
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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If you're home by now you'd be reading this.
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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Let's go get hostile at the free love party.
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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Slide down my cellar door into your own damned rain barrel.
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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My wittiest aspect.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Clever slogan punctuates come-on smile (above).
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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This t-shirt survived its whole "band" thing.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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T-shirts are metaphors, let's eat.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Casual attired profundity.
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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This t-shirt is lying.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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Placebo: the t-shirt
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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I know what diddy-wah diddy means...
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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It's the plumber -- he's come to fix the sink.
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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If this t-shirt is the answer, what's the question?
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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How do you like my nose job?
of 33 votes, 0% like it
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This slogan won me this lousy t-shirt
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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What's the worst pickup line you've ever heard?
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Think of England
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Bert Convy we hardly knew ye
of 33 votes, 0% like it
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futility is irresistible
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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Did my t-shirt just say that out loud?
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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You safe is secret with me
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Elmo is just all right with me
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Clever t-shirt slogans really get you laid! Click here!
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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repeat without tedium
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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ma troppo
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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take it to the bridge
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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touch up my x-rays?
of 33 votes, 0% like it
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oh like you've got slammin' slogans on your shirt
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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"slogan"
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Time Wounds All Heels
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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This is your drug on brains
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Let's lodge with my fleas in the woods
of 33 votes, 0% like it
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No matter how much you love me darling I'll always hurt you
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Permanent fatal error
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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I bet you think this t-shirt is about you.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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If you lived in your car you'd be home by now
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Your pal in nothingness
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Torture is the new could-never-happen-here
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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When I got back from Iraq my Chinese landlord was really pissed
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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In opposite world I'm a macho pig
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Indefinite haitus
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Cut and run with honor
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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My up-and-coming ran off with my used-to-be
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Callous sophisticate
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Laugh laugh I thought I'd die
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Smile when you say that
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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About that whole "rule of law" thing...
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Smells like... quagmire
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Jerry's dead, Phish sucks, get a life
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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Fiction is the new non-fiction.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Apply to infected area
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Restrictions do not apply
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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3pm is the new high noon.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Nixon: Now More Than Ever.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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My subtext digs your overtones.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Crop circles? Anyone?
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Gullible is not a word
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Let's go back to my underground lair.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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This t-shirt is brought to you by: #3
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Touched for the very first time
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Don't start with the fisting again...
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Slave to China.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Debt is the new free love.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Ennui trumps charisma.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Democracy is coming.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
(Song title) doubles as (pick-up line)
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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About that whole RULE OF LAW thing..
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Adjusted for inflation.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Birth. Work. School. Death.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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blankety blank blank blank
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Boss me around.
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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BREAK me a fucking GIVE
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Call me obsculescent.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Can I suck your face off?
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Come on baby the laugh's on me
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Crime? or Punishment?
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Deal with it. Not.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Dear China RE: Payment schedule
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Don't get all metaphorical on me, babe.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Dreaming is free...
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Ever-clay eshirt-tay
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Finish this:
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Fish, loaves, guns, drugs
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Flat-affect challenged.
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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flirting sets you free
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Glimmer twins are the new moral majority
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Harry Shearer for God
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Have license, drive sandwich
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Have what she's having, silly
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Have you found your moving buddy?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Hurry home! I'm laminating!
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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I am standing up!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I'm always in love.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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into your eyes down your soul
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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It would never have worked between us.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Let's get enmeshed.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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live fast love hard die young
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Mohair Sam sleeps with the real
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My mind's eye is all teary.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Next time, crawl into MY toilet.
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Nixon: Now more than ever...
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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nondescript
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Now run and tell yo mama 'bout that!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Ouch. Truth hurts.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Pagans, all of'em
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Pimp my lips!
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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Please crawl out your window
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postmodernism and you
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Remember with "digging a hole to China" was just a metaphor?
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Rove is the new Meese
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Shake your body like a horny pony would.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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shoes for industry
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Slammin. Wake me.
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Slow is real
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Smells like... defeat.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Sushi? You think this is about SUSHI?
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Thanks for the pomegranites.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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There isn't enough ennui in the world.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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These are their stories...
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They scare to protect
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Torture is the new never-could-happen-here
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Truly, madly, deeply humble.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Try again
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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unbranded
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View cart
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Viewers like you
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Wait! No, you missed it.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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we aint got it anymore
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We're all putting you on, suckah
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Were all sick about it
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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what if I run over?
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What we do when Keith actually dies?
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What! A rogue and peasant slave, am I?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Where have you gone Michael Bolton?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Whirled peas please
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Will this effect my grade?
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You do know how to blow, don't you?
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YOU DON'T KNOW JOCK
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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You make great heavy metal music.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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You shoot first.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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You're all I need.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Youve never heard of my favorite band.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/283600/triley60
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
AUTHOR, SPEAKER and NPR CRITIC Tim Riley reviews all stripes for NPR's HERE AND NOW, and has written for the WASHINGTON POST, NEWSWEEK, BOSTON MAGAZINE, the BOSTON PHOENIX, MONITOR RADIO, THE WORLD, and STUDIO 360 (PRI).
Riley is the author of: Tell Me Why: A Beatles Commentary (Knopf/Vintage 1988), which was hailed by the New York Times as bringing "new insight to the act we've known for all these years..." He has also written Hard Rain: A Dylan Commentary (Knopf/Vintage 1992), Madonna: Illustrated (Hyperion 1992), and Fever: How Rock'n'Roll Transformed Gender in America (Picador 2005).
Riley's books are assigned in college courses on rock culture, and he gave a keynote address at BEATLES 2000, the first international academic conference on the band in Jyväskylä, Finland. He is also well known as a campus speaker on "Censorship in the Arts," giving more than 500 speeches since he wrote a Boston PHOENIX story on Public Enemy's anti-semitism back in 1990.
He is currently working on a major new biography of John Lennon for W.W. Norton.
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