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dirkalinger
dirkalinger aka kallan is a 23.03 year old boy, has been a member since April 30, 2006, has scored 2,235 submissions, giving an average score of 1.12, helping 11 designs get printed.
hola,
t-shirts & q-tips

dirkalinger
dirkalinger on Oct 26 '06 at 6:11pm
hey,

this is the blog

we blog here

tessadess
tessadess on Oct 26 '06 at 6:11pm
welcome to this sweet blog. im sweet. kallan's sweet. we're all sweet.
Laborpsus
Laborpsus on Oct 26 '06 at 6:12pm
You're sweet like cancer.

iPear
iPear on Oct 26 '06 at 6:15pm
Kallan: Hey

Tessa: Hi

Kallan: What's up, friend?

Tessa: Not much, just nailin polishin'

Kallan: ORLY?

Tessa: No, I don't have any.

Kallan: I like nail polish remover scent.

Tessa: Oh.

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Kallan: A good dry white wine is perfect with this salmon.

Tessa: I agree.

Kallan: Want to go to a movie?

Tessa: What movie?

Kallan: Just Like Heaven.

Tessa: ...no.

Kallan: Well

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Tessa: What movie?

Kallan: Pirates 2

Tessa: ...No.

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Tessa: What movie?

Kallan: TErminator 3.

Tessa: ....no.

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Tessa: What movie?

Kallan: John Travolta in Punisher

Tessa: Okay! :D I love you.
dirkalinger
dirkalinger on Oct 26 '06 at 9:28pm
yo tessa,



the scavenger hunt starts at 10

get the geo done,,,
tessadess
tessadess on Oct 26 '06 at 9:42pm
i'm ready to take fotos.....and we better be on the same team. yes? :]
KStover
KStover on Oct 26 '06 at 10:05pm
Holy shit, dude. You almost have the same name as me. I thought I was weird! Now I'm KINDA weird! Yay.



Hi, my name is Kellan.
dirkalinger
dirkalinger on Oct 27 '06 at 12:04am
hey kellan,

that is kinda weird

how is it proncounced?



myself,

it's something like allen with a k
xiv
   xiv on Oct 27 '06 at 12:12am
LYKEOMGZ!!!111
DaddyDom
DaddyDom on Oct 27 '06 at 1:14am
what in the hell is going on in here and why has it taken so long for my penis to be involved?
dirkalinger
dirkalinger on Oct 27 '06 at 8:53pm
off to fgc. tessda

you better be ready



and my submmm.ission is swell, swell, swell, swell
alacyt
alacyt on Oct 27 '06 at 9:02pm
iPear is a god.
Laborpsus
Laborpsus on Oct 27 '06 at 9:03pm
yey for religion
iPear
iPear on Oct 27 '06 at 9:17pm
that wasn't meant to be funny, just a continuation on what I put in his first blog for his girlfriend.
dirkalinger
dirkalinger on Oct 29 '06 at 2:00pm
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a very devo halloween

mixed drinks, friends, but no whips

that's 10 dollars extra
FionaB
FionaB on Oct 29 '06 at 2:04pm
this blog is one big bundle of hilarious.
partyrings
partyrings on Oct 29 '06 at 2:07pm
this blog is lame





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tessadess
tessadess on Oct 31 '06 at 10:00pm
partyrings is lame. the cow isn't. happy halloween, people.
2 days later
dirkalinger
dirkalinger on Nov 03 '06 at 6:33am
oi, friday.
5 days later
tessadess
tessadess on Nov 08 '06 at 7:11am
oh, hump day. can't wait for friday. or my nap class.
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