My mind intentionally left blank
of 35 votes, 29% like it
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My other car is a hard bargain.
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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I party so that you don't have to.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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If I walk backwards am I making a comeback?
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Call me a Taxi.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Forget something new every day.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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W*%T T#% HECK!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I was made in the back of a Chevy..
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Things of the past are making a comeback.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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If you can't read this i'll email it to you.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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martial arts and crafts
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I love kittens. but i couldn't eat a whole one.
of 22 votes, 45% like it
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I was made for hugging you.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Do you really think I could make something that awful?
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Get your laws off my internet!
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Once I popped, I couldn't stop.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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It costs nothing to pay attention
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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internet surfing champion
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Life & Debt
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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X on Toast
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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For the purpose of this interaction I will refer to you as 'X'
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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My eyes are players, they're seeing everybody.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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It's too late, i've seen you
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Bet you can't read my shirt
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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This is me in high definition
of 20 votes, 40% like it
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There is no Santa.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Smile if you had sex this morning.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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I'm having a mantrum.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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T-shirts are making a comeback!
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Movies aren't reel any more
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Draw me a unicorn... Now!!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I'm cheap. Buy me now!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Assumption is your mother
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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