little things come in small packages
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Merry Christmas... or else.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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somebody else: they're everywhere you want to be
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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your name here or anywhere else
of 46 votes, 2% like it
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i am an *, i can be anything
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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i am scared and lonely, but won't admit it
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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having sex to make children is like doing drugs to get arrested
of 51 votes, 22% like it
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what's wrong with weapons of mass destruction?
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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i am not a weapon
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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from light to lighter
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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earthquakes are public service announcements from god
of 53 votes, 23% like it
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just whose suicide are you on?
of 57 votes, 7% like it
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panoramic high-definition consciousness
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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some movies should be shot while they're still young
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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i am so spontaneous i can start planning at any moment
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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my browser is my witness
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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gifted with loneliness
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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you are what you id
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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i can give any answer to any question
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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never write LOL when you haven't
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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hackers just want to be loved
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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USA®©™
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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$™£© ¥®
of 51 votes, 2% like it
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voldemort for president
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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©™
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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Bullshit.
e≠mc2
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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amsrter than the average baer
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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the self-referential shirt
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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7. harry potter and the t-shirt of doom
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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what does this tell you about me?
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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evolution is no empty threat
of 56 votes, 21% like it
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mindfcuk
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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on a planet with no surface you can fall forever
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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love isn't what it used to be
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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darmok and jalad at tanagra
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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i'm a unique combination of molecules
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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don't buy software, steal it and donate the money to the author
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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underground buddhist resistance
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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bush is a four letter word
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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number crunch is a cereal for androids
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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i've written better code than da vinci's
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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jesus was buddha's illegitimate grandson
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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christmass equals christforce divided by christacceleration
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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kiss me, i'm indestructable
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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take responsibility for your lifestyle
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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is it the work or the rest from the work that's called "life"?
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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everyone around me is just as wrong as i am
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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they want us to be just like them, they feel safer that way
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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kiss me, i'm tax-deductible
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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i'm here, there and everywhere
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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violence is not the answer to which question?
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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feed the buddhist revolution, one starving mind at a time
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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call me when you get this message
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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please do not use computers
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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buddhist love technology
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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death is what happens to others
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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buddhism is the nemesis of marketing
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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war is anti-buddhist propaganda
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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if you believe in magic, then check your left pocket
of 55 votes, 31% like it
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congrats, you've just been infected with a mind virus
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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buddhist propaganda
of 55 votes, 22% like it
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we are temporary by nature
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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if money is the root of all evil, then i am safe for now
of 55 votes, 27% like it
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let me be the next president, it can't get much worse
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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your money won't bring you happiness, let me try it
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Property of the Abu Ghraib Athletic Department
of 55 votes, 4% like it
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lower maximum wage!
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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don't you get it, the mothership is not coming back
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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lost android looking for his mother
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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i tried that, google only shows other queries for meaning of life
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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ah yes, the question: take me now or wait till the next model?
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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i am not a citizen of your country
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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remember when a finger was so big we needed both hands to grab it
of 58 votes, 5% like it
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as human as it gets
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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Peter Pan: Unidentified Frying Object
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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spacethefinalfrontier
of 58 votes, 5% like it
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alien spaceships are only called UFOs until they are identified
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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it's nice that i can just write something here and you'll read it
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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what should i write here to make you believe this isn't a slogan?
of 59 votes, 5% like it
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this isn't a tshirt slogan, i'm just using this to talk to you
of 58 votes, 5% like it
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we thank god for removing the inconvenient indians from this land
of 58 votes, 7% like it
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helicopters are souls of dead tanks
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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psycho giant in search for a shrink
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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it's lonely in here
of 57 votes, 7% like it
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this new year's resolution: 1024x768
of 58 votes, 34% like it
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just one more time and that's it
of 59 votes, 5% like it
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I am God. Sorry about all this...
of 58 votes, 21% like it
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this slogan is playful and clever
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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you'd be sorry if reality became the way you want it to be
of 58 votes, 3% like it
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USA: Meddling in your country's affairs since 1776
of 59 votes, 15% like it
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get in line for presidential succession
of 57 votes, 7% like it
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"i" "am" "a" "philosopher" / "i" "study" "word" "meanings"
of 58 votes, 7% like it
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humans are hilarious
of 58 votes, 7% like it
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if you look closely, you can see me evolve
of 58 votes, 19% like it
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not so human after all
of 59 votes, 7% like it
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what i wouldn't give not to be so generous
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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down with the toilet seat!
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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i'm ytical - analytical without being anal
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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even days i wear the shirt, odd days it wears me
of 58 votes, 17% like it
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humans exist so that their big toes could talk to their brain
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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an agent of childhood
of 57 votes, 7% like it
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i drink to make others interesting
of 57 votes, 21% like it
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you look pretty good for someone who doesn't exist
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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life is short. bible is long. read something else.
of 58 votes, 7% like it
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i like the unknown, it's tart and it tingles
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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there's nothing complex about superiority
of 57 votes, 5% like it
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the cat is a furry contraption
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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my life is short and to the point
of 57 votes, 5% like it
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to do: throw a perfect tantrum
of 58 votes, 3% like it
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the obstacle is the course
of 61 votes, 8% like it
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resist me
of 60 votes, 7% like it
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check out my bipedal locomotion!
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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as unemployed as it gets
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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of course i look human
of 58 votes, 5% like it
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i'd never wear this but my laundry got stolen
of 60 votes, 15% like it
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i am far away now
of 58 votes, 7% like it
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(way up at the neck) i've had it up to here
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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ephemeral
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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your weakness is your desire to remain what you are
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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the only thing you can't sink is the river
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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time is the fire between the burns
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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