I went to church today and there was this after-church buffet thing. I was working at the taco bar and asking people "would you like some beef in your taco?" now if your a pervert you will understand how this is sick. Anyways ther's this girl who i like who goes to my church and when I asked her the question she slapped me right in the face and I threw the taco I was holding across the room and hit my priest's robe. not a good experience.

p.s. she spilled taco juice all over my happy creatures shirt

p.s. #2. i'll give you 1/2 of an invisiromopoint of ultimate coolness if you read this whole thing! now be happy