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of 29 votes, 31% like it
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Humans and bears agree: Salmon are delicious.
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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DCLXVI
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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03 / 15 / -44
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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think. question. wonder. create. rinse. repeat.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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Pro is to Con as Progress is to Congress
of 32 votes, 38% like it
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I'm who your parents warned you about.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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There's nothing cool on the back of the shirt, either.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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Under my clothes, I'm naked!
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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Hey! Get your own snarky t-shirt!
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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See? I told you I'm not a vampire. (printed backwards)
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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By reading this shirt, you hereby agree to pay the wearer $1
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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I'd rather be smurfing
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Helvetica is so much better than Arial
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Ooh! Ooh! I'm a current resident.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Go on. Try to guess my password.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Why discriminate? Hit a guy with glasses
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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I'm not indecisive....well, maybe.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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OK or Cancel? I can't decide!
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Platypuses are just plain weird.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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I hope to make myself irrelevant.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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It only makes sense if you're an idiot
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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I can see your future and it isn't good
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Two Clark Gables and a Mycroft Holmes
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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My cat sucked the breath out of your kid
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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No. I don't know what nougat is either
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Look! No butterflies on my shirt!
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Everything is more fun at night
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Does naked qualify as business casual?
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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Like iPeas in an iPod
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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So what if I chased a parked car?
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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Please step out of my personal bubble
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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All of you. Knock it off. Seriously.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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I am not defined by my credit score
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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What's going on back there?
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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My monkey doesn't need you to touch him
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Burlap is the new silk
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Don't get too comfortable
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Does life make sense to YOU?
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Confusing people is fun
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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I didn't think it was funny, either.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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At least my pet rock loves me
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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Stop outlawing the fun stuff
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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Chaos is an opportunity for investment
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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I'm not ignoring you. I'm meditating.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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email is not an excuse for poor spelling
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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Shh-I'm trying to achieve enlightenment
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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I take sleeping lessons from my cat
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Self-actualization is overrated
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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Don't make me defenestrate you
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Don't forget to zig before you zag
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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My favorite color is plaid.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Everyone wins in kissing constests.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Artsy and/or Fartsy
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Dreaming is free.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Paychecks crush my soul
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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coming apart at the seams
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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we'll be strangers in the morning, too
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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t-shirts with hearts on them suck
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Disaster flirts back
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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