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f8xmulder
aka Jeremiah Lewis is a 31.79 year old boy, has been a member since April 19, 2006, has scored 1,026 submissions, giving an average score of 0.79, helping 11 designs get printed.
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This is not a test. That sound is the end of the world.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I cushion my stupidity with self-deprecation.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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I put the sled in dyslexia.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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You push my endorphins to the max.
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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Nothing written on a restroom stall ever changed anyone's mind.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Closed Captioning provided by this shirt.
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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I relate to you in a non-specific way.
of 17 votes, 41% like it
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Art is peeing in cursive.
of 13 votes, 46% like it
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Your garbage disposal gets more food than some people.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Nothing written in fine print is ever good news.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I'm not fat... I am a nutritional overachiever.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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If life deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.
of 16 votes, 44% like it
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Monday is Friday's insurance company.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Sarcasm: the gulf between my sense of humor and your stupidity.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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I decided to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Failure takes the path of least persistence.
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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Jesus loves you. Everyone else knows you're a lawyer.
of 10 votes, 40% like it
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Instead of erring on the side of caution, how about being right?
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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My interest in you is compounded by the money you owe me.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Life is a cabaret! Which explains all the fishnet stockings...
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Condensed milk comes from cows with short attentions spans.
of 12 votes, 42% like it
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The Internet used to be cool.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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I give free advice.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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What goes around makes a circle.
of 15 votes, 53% like it
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In a fight between ninjas and pirates, zombies win.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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I care about stuff.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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<Japan>For God's Sake</Japan>
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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God Save the Drag Queen.
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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Happiness is learning you were adopted.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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I walked 5k miles then 5k more only to learn you moved next door.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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I'd lasso the moon for you, but we'd lose our tides.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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Everyone is always the Walrus. No one wants to be the Egg Man.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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You were my sweetest downfall.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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Love is all you need, but oxygen is also helpful.
of 20 votes, 45% like it
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I am ethnically diverse.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Tiramisu is Latin for 'it always looks better than it tastes'.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Animals are like people, but without the rehab or politics.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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You're a little too much Edison and not enough Tesla.
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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Set phasers to stunning.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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My favorite element is Awesomeum.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Let's drink to Evolution: May it give us wings.
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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My evil twin is played by someone uglier than me.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I'm so happy I just crapped a rainbow.
of 19 votes, 47% like it
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Today is the first day of the rest of your life. What's on TV?
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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Don't knock it unless you've tried it or it's a door.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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My mind is a blank slate. On the + side I don't smell like chalk.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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If I remove this shirt, it's because I'm saving someone.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Crime pays for itself.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Coroners never mention excessive pride in their autopsies.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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All the world's a stage, so I get nervous when I pee in public.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Knowledge speaks, but Wisdom listens. Knowledge gets shotgun.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Paranoia is just a heightened state of awareness.
of 17 votes, 41% like it
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Simplify, <strike>simplify</strike>. -Thoreau
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Goldfish have a 6 second memory span. Goldfish have a 6 seco...
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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It's always later than you think, unless you're miserable.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Question everything. Especially if it's missspellled.
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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If happiness is a warm gun, what the hell is sadness?
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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The Rule of Star Trek: Enjoy the evens, avoid the odds.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Don't mind me, I'm just the President of the Universe.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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404 Error. File Not Found.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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I bend minds with my spoon.
of 17 votes, 47% like it
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An optimistic thinks he's a realist. A cynic knows better.
of 15 votes, 40% like it
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What are friends for? Apparently not helping with this robbery.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Look at my shirt.
Glad we had this moment.
Now jog on.
of 17 votes, 41% like it
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That chick in 10th grade you never asked out? She's still hot.
of 16 votes, 38% like it
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Tragedy is not that we all die. It's that we all grow up.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Devoted to the art of being aloof.
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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Provincial wisdom on an urban tee makes me indie.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I haven't gotten over the Beatles breaking up.
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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Where were you when they were handing out these shirts?
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Always the guitar. Sometimes the keys.
Never the keytar.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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If I were you, we\'d have a serious identity crisis.
of 17 votes, 47% like it
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This shirt reminds you of that thing you were supposed to do.
of 16 votes, 44% like it
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You, sir, are a disgrace.May I suggest wearing clothes in public?
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Dreams: Marketing for the Subconscious.
of 36 votes, 31% like it
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Read a book, not a T-shirt.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
'Instant credit' usually = indefinite, exorbitant interest.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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(((((((now with free wifi)))))))
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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A dose of your own medicine tastes just like cherry.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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A fool and his money are my best friends.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Absence is a kind of presence.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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According to my Google image search, I'm extremely hot.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Altfreuds: Curiously strong feelings about your mother.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Always the linen. Sometimes the leather. Never the Lemon Pledge.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Aren't you relieved you're not a golem?
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Be true.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Behind every great man is a evil little manipulating jerk.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Cowbell is less effective than antibiotics.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Death be not proud. It's not like you've won any awards.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Don't be polite, be memorable.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Don't bring me down.
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Don't do anything stupid unless you can sue for millions.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Don't go cheap on harmonics. Now that's sound advice.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Every time an iPod is stolen a hipster dies.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Everything will stop sucking soon.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Garcon means boy.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Golf is the tax of the rich.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Haters gonna hate.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Hear the one about the lawyer who walked into the bar? He passed.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I agree to the Legal Terms as set by the makers of this tee.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I BCC because I can.
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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I command you to stop being so controlling.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I know you are but what are you?
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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I submit to cavity searches when I'm at the dentist.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I think you left your lights on.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I wish I had someone like you in my life.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I wish we'd had a love affair. It is my biggest regret.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I'd like to ask you out, but I've just been struck mute.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I'm a smooth operator. I shave everywhere.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I'm having amnesia and deja vu. I've forgotten all this before.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to...ah, the hell with it.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I'm orgasmic.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I've read every single fantasy series with dragons in it.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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If at first you don't secede, you may be a Southern Democrat.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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If I was a celebrity I'd endorse you in a foreign country.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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If life gives you lemons, make a whiskey sour & go around the
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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If speed scares you, try Windows Vista.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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If you like the taste of religion, bite a minister.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Internet humor circa 47AD: Veni, Vidi, Wiki
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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IQ at 110. Sell! Sell!
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Ironically, I have an irrational fear of wry absurdists.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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It took me so long to realize I need you more than you need me.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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It's much worse than you think.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Let's color coordinate.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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LOLROFL
BRB
BACK
WB
OMGDIDUCTHIS?
....
HELLO?
....
WTF?
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Love is fleeting, but taxes are forever.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Many great discoveries are made by not voting for them.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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More than one way to skin a cat. All of them are legal in Korea.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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My alt-indie band beat up your alt-post-rock band.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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My credit score reflects my Math SATs.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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My heart will go on... dum dum. dum dum. dum dum. dum dum. dum--
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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My tee shirt called. It wants its snarkiness back.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Nothing will never be enough.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Objects in mirror are closer than they appear if you only loved.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Oh yeah. What's up?
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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One good turn deserves a passing grade on your driving test.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Please don't feed the zombies.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Please tell me I'm worth it.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Politicians and diapers: bags of crap wrapped around infants
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Pucker up and kiss the asphalt.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Remember, remember, the fifth of November. It's your anniversary.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Reward is its own virtue.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Rock Me Hard Place
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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See no evil, hear no evil. Time to call the cable guy.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Not a chance.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Smelling the roses makes you late for work. Now mush! MUSH!
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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So, Anakin is Luke and Leia's father, right?
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Some people *are* as stupid as they look. Case in point...
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Step 1: Pull my finger
Step 2: Now wait
Step 3: Hey come back!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Stop being so controlling.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Stop clubbing baby seals. Use a gun instead.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Stop me when I start singing.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Stop the world and melt with you? That doesn't even make sense!
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Stop trying to change the world. Just change.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Subbing in for the pithy statement... So...you're a person, huh?
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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That dude in high school you thought was cool--he wasn't.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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The Speed of Depressed, Sensitive Light: E=mo
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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There are no small roles, just small actors.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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There comes a time in every man's life... Yada yada yada Beer.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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There's a fine line between genius & a perfectly cooked panca
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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They don't make heirs like they used to.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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This slogan is worth $500.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Time is the fire in which we burn. Stop, drop, and wormhole.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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What did we do before Skynet?
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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what you lack in brains and talent you make up for in irrelevance
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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When did vaginas become Dadaist art?
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Where are all the good men dead, in the heart or in the head?
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Yes, this is a crappy slogan. Yes, I'm okay with that.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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You are in a maze of little twisting passages, all different.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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You are something that the whole world is doing.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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You can dance if you want to, but it won't improve your chances.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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You're born. You grow a mustache. You die. That's life for some.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Your face is going to freeze like that because it's scientific.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Your self-referential apparel makes mine look positively relevant
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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All about me
27 year old designer and producer.
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