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bearsforbreakfast aka Rebecca Hoffman is a 23.3 year old girl, has been a member since April 18, 2006, has scored 3404 submissions, giving an average score of 2.36.

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Aug 18 '06 by bearsforbreakfast

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Most Kick Ass nickname you ever had and how you got it?

Mine was COBRA

My friend introduced me to some people as "shelby" instead of rebecca and I just went along with it. and for months they thought it was my name. The started calling my "shelby cobra" as in the car and then they started calling me cobra.

I don't think I ever told them my real name ever actually, come to think of it. But it is the baddest nickname I ever got and I didn't even have to go out and earn it.

the sissyest nickname I ever got was "Rebetcha La Crotch"
And I really don't know how that happened. It was a random fluke I guess.

You?

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owen skyser-gray on Aug 18 '06 at 11:48pm

my dudes in the Saxophone Ensemble call me Afro Thunder

except they can't anymore because I got my hair cut

Modern on Aug 18 '06 at 11:48pm

I'm a really crappy boxer. So The call me "Silver Boy" which sounds good considering Oscar De La Hoya (sp?) is GOLDEN!

just kidding, people just call me j.t or johnno

Cactus Pirate Jr. on Aug 18 '06 at 11:52pm

People in middle school used to call me The Gangster, only because it was completely ironic since I'm the biggest nerd ever.

Also, there probably were REAL gangsters around since it was in a shady neighborhood...I'm glad I didn't have to pop any caps in any asses.

bearsforbreakfast on Aug 18 '06 at 11:52pm

Afro Thunder thats like funkadellic sounding.

Silver oy makes me think of the song silver bells... hmmmm

this.passion.is.a.plagiarism on Aug 18 '06 at 11:52pm

My coolest nickname is Syphilis.
I was seeing an improv thing, and I made an agreement with myself that I'd shout out syphalis during one of the audience participation things. It was the last one they were going to do, and I hadn't done it yet, so they asked, "What is the worst name nickname you've ever gotten?" and I shouted, "SYPHILIS!" and then they made a bunch of jokes. Like, "So somebody just went up to you and said, ' sup Syphilis! High five syphilis! how's your good friend hepatitus?'"

It was pretty great. So I'm now Syphilis.

bearsforbreakfast on Aug 18 '06 at 11:53pm

Yes cactus pirate you are one who is lucky for avoiding thee capping of thy ass

bearsforbreakfast on Aug 18 '06 at 11:53pm

hoorah for improve!

iPear on Aug 18 '06 at 11:54pm

well.

Pear.

my nickname is Pear. it is the most kickass, because people think it's my real name. It is kickass, because I am kickass. I kick ass. ass is what I kick, therefore the name in which I am called is kickass, because it implies one who kicks others asses.

...

People think it's my real name. I just throw the "i" in there cuz someone already has PEAR as a username on theadless.

owen skyser-gray on Aug 18 '06 at 11:55pm

this.passion.is.a.plagiarism on Aug 18 '06 at 11:52pm
My coolest nickname is Syphilis.

I have a friend who goes by the nickname Chlamydia...
small world.

bearsforbreakfast on Aug 18 '06 at 11:55pm

Mmmm yummy pear food

parabolic on Aug 18 '06 at 11:55pm

Blades is definitely the best of my nicknames. I didn't have a car through most of college, so I rollerbladed everywhere. The professors sometimes gave me looks when I'd roll into class and just sit down, wheels and all, and it was very worth it.

bearsforbreakfast on Aug 18 '06 at 11:56pm

Kick ass dude

iPear on Aug 18 '06 at 11:56pm

everyone calls me Pear. some people find it wierd....it's just something that I'm known by. :D

this.passion.is.a.plagiarism on Aug 18 '06 at 11:57pm

woohoo! I have friends who are Sars, AIDS, Hepatitus, Genital Herpes, and I think one of them was genital warts.. but I'm not sure..

Cactus Pirate Jr. on Aug 18 '06 at 11:58pm

Hooray STDs!

bearsforbreakfast on Aug 18 '06 at 11:58pm

Consult or local medical dictionary for the following posse

bearsforbreakfast on Aug 18 '06 at 11:58pm

stp's sounds like std's

death by crayon on Aug 18 '06 at 11:59pm

My great aunt called me "snotrag" the other day. Well I was a "snotrag", last year I guess. But now apparently I'm "gorgeous", so I don't have that nickname anymore.

bearsforbreakfast on Aug 19 '06 at 12:01am

your classic snotrag to gorgeous story! rags to riches rags to riches

Skipper6745 on Aug 19 '06 at 12:02am

Firecrotch?

Damnit.

iPear on Aug 19 '06 at 12:05am

my mom called me white man today, it was funny.

mediashapes on Aug 19 '06 at 12:08am

I know a graffiti artist who goes by the name HIV. He's a really cool artist as well.

mediashapes on Aug 19 '06 at 12:10am

>>Firecrotch

If I had a hot redheaded girlfriend I would so call her "Firecrotch."

bearsforbreakfast on Aug 19 '06 at 12:11am

haha firecrotch... man I want a red haired boy cutie... I'd call him that

Skipper6745 on Aug 19 '06 at 12:12am

I appreciate it.

broken.yoke on Aug 19 '06 at 12:17am

People know me as Moped Girl, and for a month or so it was Chad. Job as well. It's an initial thing.

PuterBoy on Aug 19 '06 at 12:18am

When I was 2 all the other kids in daycare thought it was funny to call me Mr.Fancypants.

:'(

bearsforbreakfast on Aug 19 '06 at 12:18am

nice... My initials always spelled out rah, I thought one day someone would call me raw, but it never happened.

bearsforbreakfast on Aug 19 '06 at 12:19am

aahhh puterboy, wen I was in kindergarten the kids called me miss peepee cause I always peed my pants

PuterBoy on Aug 19 '06 at 12:19am

my freind lawerence had the sweet nickname LAW!

pinkelephants on Aug 19 '06 at 12:28am

A guy that frequents my coffee shop calls me Turbo, because I go a million miles an hour. Talk, jump around, switch subjects, moods, whatever, plus I'm kinda a fast girl all around, and I've let him know this, because I'm in LOVE with him. I've always thought that the nickname was pretty kick ass though.

rusgoodman on Aug 19 '06 at 12:39am

Dyldo: with a fucking 'Y' in it. How's that for badass?

iPear on Aug 19 '06 at 12:40am

I used to call random girls at my school nicknames mainly cuz I'd forget theirs...cuz they were so generic. anyways, one girl I used to call toaster oven.

pinkelephants on Aug 19 '06 at 12:48am

Off the subject of nicknames, but Pear reminded me of the time my friends and I were talking about japaneese tattos, and how we never really knew what they said. So my friend Danielle was like, "Live Long and Prosper" (I have no idea why she choose that as the example) "could mean something like breadmaker, and everyone that can really read what it says is just LAUGHING AT YOU!!"

iPear on Aug 19 '06 at 12:49am

:D THAT WAS VERY FUNNY LINDSEY! TELL ME MORE!

pinkelephants on Aug 19 '06 at 12:50am

Oh Pear, I've missed you.

iPear on Aug 19 '06 at 12:51am

yay! :D

pixel_dust on Aug 19 '06 at 12:59am

Cynthesizer, because people think they're clever. :]

ConcreteEvolution on Aug 19 '06 at 1:12am

Best: Supa Dupa Fly becuase I used to wear these orange sunglasses that were so good they could rival Missy Elliot's

Worst: The Fried Chicken.... I won't go into that though

littlelibertine on Aug 19 '06 at 1:13am

the only nickname that ever ever ever stuck for me, was,

unfortunately,

"slowfia"

Stevethegreat on Aug 19 '06 at 1:19am

heehee...slowfia

a kid called me "smokey" because I showed up to choir practice with really red eyes once

40 days later

bearsforbreakfast on Sep 28 '06 at 2:24am

GallyAl on Sep 28 '06 at 2:28am

I have LOTS of nicknames..none of them cool however!
Gally Al
Ali-Bob
The Bobster
Tottie
Totz
Big Al
Oakers

GallyAl on Sep 28 '06 at 2:29am

I'll answer to most things..!

bearsforbreakfast on Sep 28 '06 at 2:31am

big al, interesting...

GallyAl on Sep 28 '06 at 3:01am

I'm tall..that's all there is to that!

oshin on Sep 28 '06 at 3:03am

wazza, dunno how i got it.

hotscars on Sep 28 '06 at 3:11am

One of my guy friends calls me boogerbutt.

Yeah, not so kick ass.

hannabear on Sep 28 '06 at 3:13am

more like slimy ass.

i don't know...Captain Flag Lady in middle school by some guy friends but that is a long story.

HackKelly on Sep 28 '06 at 3:20am

in 7th grade i had black hair and i bleached my bangs... i was known as skunky for a whole summer

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