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bearsforbreakfast
bearsforbreakfast aka Rebecca Hoffman is a 23.3 year old girl, has been a member since April 18, 2006, has scored 3404 submissions, giving an average score of 2.36.
  Oct 05 '07 by bearsforbreakfast        58 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on kirtsy   
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renfrue
   renfrue on Oct 05 '07 at 10:19am
ninja
squeegebeckenheim
squeegebeckenheim on Oct 05 '07 at 10:19am
jellybean
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Oct 05 '07 at 10:19am
Pancake Popcorn Prosciutto!
squeegebeckenheim
squeegebeckenheim on Oct 05 '07 at 10:19am
(hey i remember you!)
eskimokiss
   eskimokiss on Oct 05 '07 at 10:20am
but then what happened to milligan?
mooseinmyshoe
mooseinmyshoe on Oct 05 '07 at 10:33am
fi fiye polka dots
Stevethegreat
Stevethegreat on Oct 05 '07 at 10:34am
tits
mooseinmyshoe
mooseinmyshoe on Oct 05 '07 at 10:40am
bowls mcgee
Edword
   Edword on Oct 05 '07 at 10:41am
something random.
squintygirl
squintygirl on Oct 05 '07 at 10:41am
We have to get to the launcher before we run out of mustard!
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Oct 05 '07 at 10:49am
Rampaging fillibusters jockey strapping goat cheese!
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Oct 05 '07 at 10:50am
I would, but Im terrible at saying random things
skafiend007
skafiend007 on Oct 05 '07 at 10:52am
Gadzooks, my mustard jar had been abducted by muskrats!
skafiend007
skafiend007 on Oct 05 '07 at 10:53am
oh, wait, that's where I saw the word musterd... thanks squinty
ekaj47
ekaj47 on Oct 05 '07 at 10:59am
smelly dog shit
Rambunkcious
Rambunkcious on Oct 05 '07 at 11:00am
sea monkeys
rhythmdev9
rhythmdev9 on Oct 05 '07 at 11:06am
my elbow smells like gun powder
elwood78
elwood78 on Oct 05 '07 at 11:12am
something random
wantastico
wantastico on Oct 05 '07 at 11:13am
buttcheeks
Aristarchus
Aristarchus on Oct 05 '07 at 11:16am
That's why I miss Kelley's cats.
skafiend007
skafiend007 on Oct 05 '07 at 11:19am
There was Minwax here a minute ago!
sectionbb
sectionbb on Oct 05 '07 at 11:20am
feckless
ekaj47
ekaj47 on Oct 05 '07 at 11:22am
beer for breakfast
FireOfHeaven
FireOfHeaven on Oct 05 '07 at 11:24am
bumblecrotch stew
FireOfHeaven
FireOfHeaven on Oct 05 '07 at 11:28am
Crotchstain McFilibuster
canadianbeaver
canadianbeaver on Oct 05 '07 at 11:33am
birthday missing from list
skafiend007
skafiend007 on Oct 05 '07 at 11:39am
Skateboard wedgie
ekaj47
ekaj47 on Oct 05 '07 at 11:43am
son of a motherless goat
bearsforbreakfast
bearsforbreakfast on Oct 06 '07 at 1:09pm
Flightless rabid gimgees
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Oct 06 '07 at 1:10pm
Court hunks lactate redux
bearsforbreakfast
bearsforbreakfast on Oct 06 '07 at 1:25pm
bleeding fry goat
sp0m
sp0m on Oct 06 '07 at 1:26pm
quail.
bearsforbreakfast
bearsforbreakfast on Oct 08 '07 at 12:30am
I just got into this right, lets talk about murder
margolove
margolove on Oct 08 '07 at 12:32am
omg it's you!
margolove
margolove on Oct 08 '07 at 12:32am
skybus.
Water Bottle
Water Bottle on Oct 08 '07 at 12:33am
KickO
KickO on Oct 08 '07 at 12:33am
MOOBIES!
Stevethegreat
Stevethegreat on Oct 08 '07 at 12:33am
more tits
drmtama2
drmtama2 on Oct 08 '07 at 12:34am
send me those fish eggs through the t.v. to elevate the scales beneath your window to mimic the sounds the elephant made the one that killed your brother who later played baseball with nolan ryan and enjoyed chips with dip
artdrops
   artdrops on Oct 08 '07 at 12:35am
supercalifragilisdespealadocouz
drmtama2
drmtama2 on Oct 08 '07 at 12:37am
red sandals look great on your head why not follow me to the grave where you can button your mouth shut and wait for the calls of the crying undead weep for morning and sorrow shall come and raise the nest in which we both became one lift your brow and stare with anger as the ants raise us higher and higher
margolove
margolove on Oct 08 '07 at 12:37am
once, a spider ate my toe. Then he told me it was delicious, so we went to the park and had fun on one of those merry-go-round type things, but they stole it out from under us because apparently those are unsafe now. The missing toe, though, was really more hazardous to my health.
drmtama2
drmtama2 on Oct 08 '07 at 12:39am
color me life and paint me cereal a big bowl of lactating cows to punch you in the head as you sleep you do not wake your eyes are drilled to the floor and all of those bees come back for more releasing estrogen and toxins not know to man please be glad you are still alive and please be sad that you can come again
Mike4507
Mike4507 on Oct 08 '07 at 12:43am
c==8
drmtama2
drmtama2 on Oct 08 '07 at 12:43am
the basic ones the ones on your tongue pinch me hard but not so i bleed these butterflies come from the underground where we can meet again and laugh as friends where the hippos once roamed and called their home till the galaxy exploded and ripped you from your high throne send me diamonds on your way back
bearsforbreakfast
bearsforbreakfast on Oct 09 '07 at 2:09am
I lick bees and stick them on envelopes to mail them to the homeless.
professorE
professorE on Oct 09 '07 at 2:11am
My mom says carrots are good for me!
FRICKINAWESOME
FRICKINAWESOME on Oct 09 '07 at 2:46am
professorE
professorE on Oct 09 '07 at 2:56am
Jesus, FA. Isn't that bitch dead yet?
5 days later
bearsforbreakfast
bearsforbreakfast on Oct 14 '07 at 12:42pm
lets fake it till were dead.

HICKORY PICKLE!

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