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derangeddaoist
aka please call me Peter cuz that's way too long is a boy, has been a member since April 17, 2006, has scored 899 submissions, giving an average score of 1.99.
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My Favorite Band is so Underground they don't even have music yet
of 62 votes, 35% like it
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Zebras are horses that haven't been washed for the first time
of 59 votes, 17% like it
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In Soviet Russia, Tetris plays You
of 69 votes, 36% like it
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Monica had more President in her than George ever Did
of 59 votes, 25% like it
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Heisenberg May Have Been Here
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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I Pull Back the Wrapper so My Blowpop Looks Like a Superhero
of 66 votes, 33% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
A Severed Foot is the Perfect Stocking Stuffer
of 57 votes, 32% like it
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Effort is the First Step to Failure; stop while you still can
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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Escalators Temporarily Stairs
of 55 votes, 20% like it
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Flight attendants are Waitresses with Wings
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Girl if you were my DLT-19 blaster rifle, I'd set you to STUNNING
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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I flash the Right Hand Rule like it's my gang sign
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I flash the Right Hand Rule like it's my gang sign
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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I Just Tried to Ford the River, but my Oxen Died
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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I was typing my essay, but the paper clip made me write a letter.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I'm against Picketing, but I'm not sure how to show it.
of 61 votes, 21% like it
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Is that a Wookie bowcaster, or are you just happy to see me?
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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Mountain Dew shrinks my balls? I know. It's my medication.
of 55 votes, 2% like it
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Set it down like it's Lukewarm
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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Southwest= Greyhound +Wings + Free Peanuts
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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There's no i in team... without DYSLEXIA!
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/275744/derangeddaoist
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
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